Nintendo treat comfy thread

What will I find inside anons?

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I hope your not american for those are illegal here

Shhhh

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retard, they are now legal. Different design, but still inferior to the original one.

toad

I wish. Pick a side anons:

Do they taste the same? I always liked Kinder Surprises as a kid because I liked the way they tasted, the toys were always shit. Still buy those chocolate bars they make.

Diabetes

Right

Th egg having Mario shit on it doesn't mean you'll get a Mario toy, it's just showing that they do Mario toys now, you could get any shitty thing in that

>Do they taste the same?
not really. just different.

We get this instead of the original kinder surprises.

kinder bueno is a god-tier chocolate bar. Yes, we still have them everywhere. They are getting more popular than before. It could beat kitkat

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>>kinder bueno is a god-tier chocolate bar. Yes, we still have them everywhere. They are getting more popular than before. It could beat kitkat
Not talking about beunos. They have chocolate bars that are like a kinder surprise but as a chocolate bar.

oh you mean classic one filled with milk? good one. We don't have them.

You can get Yowie chocolates which aren’t egg shaped themselves but have egg capsules inside them.

Bamboozled. I was sure it would be the one too

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I am Canadian and wtf is this shit

DONT OPEN IT, YOU WILL SUMMON A SWAT TEAM!
leave it on the ground and inform the authorities, that shit is more illegal than guns and drugs.

how in the fuck can someone swallow a kinder egg though?

The toy side is covered with white plastic while the food side has proper foil.

Americanized version of kinder surprises, thanks to that overly retarded regulation. MUH CHOKE. PLEASE SOMEONE THINKS OF MUH CHILDREN.

Retardproof kinder eggs, really uselful on murrica.

Americans are taught from a young age to eat everything in sight in order to maximize fatness.

Nothing a leaf should care about.

>can buy Tenga eggs
>can't buy Kinder eggs
It really do be like that in America, the land of the free.

better be a dragon dildo

>>can buy Tenga eggs
>>can't buy Kinder eggs
do Tenga eggs come with Choking kinks?

I got him. I got Mario

Makes sense, you'd have to be retarded to choke on a Kinder egg, and only a retard would buy a Tenga egg.

>Kinder eggs are banned in the US because Amerifats are so retarded that they eat the plastic capsule

kek

Cuck my life into pieces

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that's what their chocolate tastes like, I bought a hershey's bar at the foreign section of a local store and I couldn't believe people would eat that

autism

>”if the government doesn’t allow something it must have a good reason”
Why would you think that?

>American
>One official language
>Mixes up your/you're
So free

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AAAAAAAAAAA
this is what I got last time.
at least my first one was a regular Luigi.
immediazely strapped him onto my 3DS.
looks good.

Kinder joy is pretty meh, but the eggs are fucking delicious. You probably get cancer with the shit they put in them to make em taste so good, but fuck i love them. You also can't really buy the chocolate without the toy. Kinder bars taste similar, but it's not the same as the egg chocolate.

Why are you disappointed? It's simple but nice.

>Americans are so used to eating actual plastic that when subjected to real chocolate they reject it

>immediazely strapped him onto my 3DS.
Ohh, so that's what it's for. Good idea

we have no official language though

Forgot pic

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