It has been confirmed

It has been confirmed.

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ye i guess nu-gow is the way to go then unless you're a fag

I know Zig Forums is going to rage, as Zig Forums always does, but that makes a lot of sense.
Intersexuality was a lot more fluid in ancient greece. "traditional" families were more a sign of status than an ideal, and gender had more to do with whether the individual preferred to "give" or "recieve", regardless of genitalia.

>claims is bi
>doesn't sleep with men after his wife died, only women

This is what shallow pandering looks like.

Well he's spartan so of course he fucked his fair share of little boys

>Not to be like this other dumbass author we all make fun of, but I'm also a dumbass author worthy of ridicule.

For all my fellow autists out there who can't pick up on social clues : it was sarcasm.

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>David "drown all the babies" Jaffe
he's so full of shit

So he is straight now?

>haha yes this character is totally lgbq, it just wasn't mentioned is all!
How do these people fall for this shit?

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Hard to tell with liberals and leftoids

>Ancient greek character
>also fucked men
Yes, and?

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>never mentioned in any of the countless games
>shown only sleeping with women
hm yes

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Please make him gay it will be so fun to get ps5 fags angry

Yes, we know. He was a Spartan, he fucked little boys on the side. This isn't some brave new world you're crafting here.

sonybros this can't be happening..........

bigotry is finally over folks yahoo

this sounds an awful lot like sarcasm but since it's Twitter i can't be sure

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Reminder that personal headcanons aren't actually canon.

Jaffe trying to be relevant again no matter the cost is a really sad sight

Greeks are historically confirmed to be faggots anyway

>I dont mean to virtue signal but this character I wrote a decade ago? He was actually bi all along although he never fucked any men in the game, but I just decided.
Thats one pathetic way to try and get Twitter cred.

cope
Kratos has canonically had dicks in his ass and enjoyed it
get fucked straightbois

Its not.

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No evidence of this in the games, it's just pandering after the fact.

Well yeah, that's ancient Greece.

>c- I have a trans son.
the absolute state

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That reply is literally something Zig Forums would use in a strawman comic.

No it wasn't.

Almost every Greek were hetero. The fluid sexuality was not widely practiced at all

To be fair the Greeks were incredibly degenerate

>fellow humans
why do they all use the same phrases
it's like some x-files shit i swear.

For that alone his opinion means trash

Thats fine m8 but he only fucked women in the older games so his character was into pussy as far as anyone could tell

I think games aren't for me anymore I'm done I give up.

They could barely get away with the regular sex scenes, can you imagine the reaction if they showed Kratos whip out his dick and fuck his harem of 13 year old boys in the ass as was the norm for high-ranking officers in Sparta?

I mean... sure. Zeus would fuck goats after transforming into a wolf. Plus, he's Spartan.

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Just play indie shit

>gay brother
>trans son
Yup, I think mom had severe mental issues when she shat him and his brother out.

gays are bad. grrr....

Thanks monke! I'm starting to notice that i'm easily attracted to internet bandwagons, and i hate it because it made me realize that i'm too easily influenced by others. What should i do to improve in this regard?

hm yes goyim we must fuck more men pusy bad

This.

>I have a trans son
Of fucking course he does.

Fuck, I legitimately can't tell.
How do you do it monke?

Indie shit is even more SJW.

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>trans son

It's like pottery, it rhymes

It was practice enough for there to be an army of homosexuals that beat up the Spartans

No
It wasn't.

I'm so tired of the Hollywood myth that everyone in ancient Greece was gay. Gays were literally murdered but to push an agenda you ignore the suffering of real gays for fiction.

I can't wait for people to get offended at the holocaust so they pretend it never happened, Jews never died! It's not a nice thought to think of Nazis killing jews! So we'er gonna erase that from history and pretend nazis loved jews! That will sure not bother all the people killed by the nazis!

if I was that guy I would reply "yeah well I'm trans." just to see what he would do.

The whole "Greece was Gay" shit is always parroted on the internet but not only is it not true, barely anybody ever cites any evidence for this. The only tiny pieces of "evidence" I've ever seen are all from those crazy gender studies psycho college professors that are essentially just insisting strong emotional bonds between men cant exist without lust or sexual desire.

Uhh, m-monke? Is this sarcasm?

cope

> not to get all JK Rowling but yes, that's exactly what I'm going to do now

If Kratos is in southern Jutland, he better watch his back.

He gave his kid too many phthalates. Fucking soft petroleum plastic bottles.

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>Trans son
So did this cuck just misgender his own son? I'm assuming it's a male son pretending to be a woman, so he should claim to have a trans daughter.

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>western video games

lmao

At this point. You no longer listen to the creator.
After the character was made. the creator has no sway over the characters past. only the future. So unless Kratos becomes bi later. It doesn't matter what he says.

Virtue signaling so hard. This is the real cringe.