This man is in charge of your favorite vidya franchise now. What happens?

>Age of Empires by Druckman
Oh god no every historical campaign is replaced with some shitty revenge story about whiny faggots
Also the gameplay will be streamlined to the point where the game only has 4 units in total (including villagers) because everything more than that would be too complex

If he FUCKING lays a finger on my boy, he's a dead man.

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>Dark Souls 4
>Literally 1000 times the amount of cutscenes
>Enemy hollows all of a sudden speak and get scared
>Skeleton dogs are somehow real dogs
>You play as Solaire for the first hour, then he gets brutally murdered by Yuria, the imaginary dog of the merchant in Undead Burg (who is now actually an unattractive woman) as revenge for killing him to get an uchigatana
>No bosses
>Linking the fire is bad because Gwyn's a patriarchal misogynist ruler
>Gwynevere redesigned
>Priscilla violent to you from the get go since that shows empowerment
>Always got someone following you and have to guide npcs back to Firelink Shrine instead of them doing it themselves, while you and they have a dull conversation without any point to it
>No more multiplayer, of course!

>tf2
it would become just an overwatch rip off but whit 40% more trannies

>made a game that sold 4 million copies in 3 days
>created his own muscle waifu in it
>put his own self insert in the game
>fucked her in the ass from behind
>spat on the corpse of the character that represented the collective of all other men

love him or hate him, he's living his dream

he already is and he did a great job. Abby is based

Holy shit, I hate this man.

>Looks at Half-Life:Alyx
>Looks at how Valve denied him access to the Half-Life series when he asked for it years ago when we knew jackshit about TLOU2.

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I don't even want to think about what Druckmann would do to Doom.

On the other hand, Doom is so directly opposite in terms of game design and storytelling philosophy compared to what Druckmann is capable of that perhaps he just resigns immediately.

I hope.

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Link in a dress with plastic titties happens.

subnautica is no longer about cool ocean monsters and exploration but rather focuses on you fucking around inside of a crashed ship with poorly written humans never getting to do any exploring except in small linear prescripted segments.

Devil may cry 6(The Final Devil's Cry.)

Dante and Vergil emerge from hell weakened after years of fighting to a post apocolypse-esque Red Grave City, it turns out the fall out demonic energy from the Qliphoth tree has infected the nearby residents causing them to desire human blood.

Dante and vergil too weak to fight are forced to scavenge and survive, going well until they come across a group of seemingly friendly survivors. A young transman and his trans daughter, tricked into a fall sense of security vergil is shot in the leg and beaten to death with his own Yamato, the man was a survivor of the first demon invasion in which he lost his entire family. Dante is heavily disfigured and tortured before they leave him for dead.

Elsewhere Nero has become a drunkard as Kyrie having left him to start a polygamous relationship with Nico, Trish and Buddy(Lady) broke his conscious. As he sits alone in his apartment doing little to stop the blood drinkers from killing the living survivors.

incredibly based

But that's good

The fact that Alyx is about a stronk mulatto chick fighting an oppressive goverment and it doesn't feel political at all just goes to show how fucking good Volvo still is. A fucking isle of stability in the clown world.
I don't even want to imagine how it'd be if hackman had his hands on it

It's mostly because they don't MAKE it political or try to draw any parallels to real world events

Mother 3 already had trannies

Please leave tomb raider alone

Brave and bold. Thank god this'll never happen, for fucks sake reading that made me realise he would actually manage to fuck it up worse.

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NOT IN A MILLION YEARS

Well, this. They want to just tell a story, not make a hamfisted statement.
It's because the story is as pure as it can get. The humans all work in unison to throw away the combine. There's no edgy factions.
The combine are indifferent to humans and don't really enforce a certain ideology other than 'lol let's take whatever's useful from this rock'
Breen isn't based on any irl figure. He's his own thing and a nuanced character.

>Metroid
Imagine Other M with far worse gameplay.

Karl Franz becomes gay

kino

He cant possibly fuck up little big adventure 3!!!!

Good thing i dont have favorites i guess.
It makes no difference then when anything you sort of enjoyed starts to get woke, go political, or drop their talent for fresh hires, or appeal to a wider audience.

Though i guess if he took over the Warhammer franchise?
Idk, I guess dwarf x vampire skink sex scenes? Kruber dies maybe? End times takes everyone anyways by the sound of it.
I dont follow this dude. I dont have a PS4. Ive never played his games.

All ive got to go off of for this guy are Zig Forums's meme edits. Which are really good.

You've seen his cape right? Wouldnt be too far of a stretch at this point man-thing.