Let's have a monkeypaw thread. One user makes the wish, and the reply twists it

granted by its a 3rd person cover shooter

Granted, but the game was developed by Activision Blizzard, and they've developed it as a multiplayer-only battle royale where the only resemblance to Deus Ex is a gimmicky cover/stealth system that makes you invisible if you hide in bushes or vents. Everything else is identical to Modern Warfare, and the game dies within a month.

It has Lootboxes with P2W rng instead of set weapon placements on maps

No problem. It's just going to take on NewDoom's killcam as a mechanic. Also a MOBA-like system where the players can ban weapons before the game starts.

his moveset is absolutely horrible and brings steve as a mii fighter

I wish for a new jet set radio game

Smash Ultimate gets rollback netcode.

granted but no fights take place underwater

But it's a turn based strategy game

granted but the whole soundtrack is Dubstep

quake champions

granted but then it gets considered a fighting game

Granted, but it has skateboards now, it’s made by EA, and it’s called Skate 4. Rollerblades are unlocked with the battle pass. The soundtrack is an original album by the ghost of xxxtentacion.

Granted, but instead of refining what already exists, they gave up on 3 dimensions, and instead you're hunting from the bottom of the ocean floor. The gimmick is that everything is slower. The developers think this was fun.

You're also teathered to a diving suit and every mission has a ridiculously restrictive time limit.

Have fun.

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steve as a mii swordfighter is perfect tho

"nigger" becomes a sayable word with no consequences anywhere on the internet, including inside vidya

I want a cool open world action rpg that has a lively world and lets me explore to my hearts content

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Bachelor and Changeling get their routes in Pathologic 2 and they're just as fleshed out as Artemy's

granted, but the reason it has no consequences is because everyone is now black

I want a Werewolf RPG game like Vampyr, either on a small town in current towns, or 1950/1800 or in medieval ages. I ALSO DON'T WANT the protagonist to be A WHITE MALE, STRAIGHT, with brown hair and yellow eyes, super handsome, and perferrible if he was someone noble or educated turning more and more into a beast. I DON'T WANT SOME SHITTY Skyrim like "wow you smell like wet dogs", I want the plot to actually revolve around being a werewolf like how in Vampyr it revolves round being a vampyr, AND, I don't want it to have any sort of LGBT cancer or feminism or black people.

AND AND AND It can't have denuvo so I can pirate it.

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>tfw Ghandi

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granted.
But is completely empty.

Granted, but it's as shallow as a puddle and there's no reason to do anything. Beyond the surface level, the game has no depth, no challenge, and no reason to actually exist. It looks pretty, nothing else.

granted, but it has attractive anime characters, no lgbt representation and a story that involves no misery or drama or tragedy or shock value.

SOCOM II HD

Deliver unto me a new primal rage game!

Grated but every single bit of NPC dialogue and lore is the wokest propaganda ever witnessed by the human race

granted, but the entire game has a dead rising style time limit

id bear it

pic related

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Dead Space 4.

Granted but it's an arena fighter clone of a shitty chinese mobile gacha game

I want a fighting game that hits 250,000 online players on steam every day.

Please no more.
MHW fucked me up.

A new Chibi Robo game like the first

video games Never Evolved Past 2004

>monster hunting on the ocean floor with a tethered diving suit
okay, seperated from monster hunter mechanics, this is a solid pitch idea. monsters and things can catch and pull your tether, cut it to kill you, etc. you also can't run around a rock, because your tether will wind around it and you will get caught. there's quite a bite of depth that could be had with that idea while still being a fun game. just not if it is actual monster hunter.

I find these terms acceptable. I still get best waifu vertigo.

It's a family guy spinoff

granted, but the story shames you for being a werewolf, and calls you a bad person anytime you try to have fun being a werewolf

I wish Ouya actually took off

Dragons Dogma is rereleased at its full potential with updated graphics and everything the original designers wanted it to have.

you can play as both sneed and chuck but only in the wave defense mode, in the main story mode chuch is not playable character

granted, but the industry standard now is no I/O compatibility with anything other than first party low quality peripherals.

granted but they are now owned by tencent.

So in other words, it's dishonored awoo edition

This gets a remaster

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feed and seed store simulator

granted, but Skyrim is the only game that's popular on the platform.

Requires a verified Japanese Individual Number and mailing address.

granted but it's on the same engine

I wish 5 million people in California magically died of a heart attack tomorrow

I wish kojima had his own studio and could make the game he wants

>mfw I can't fuck this up

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i want to a mmorpg where i can grief others plays without any repercussions

granted but they're all lgbt or pocs

Jokes on you, I played a vegetarian vampire in Vampyr so I would play a pacifist hippie Werewolf in that game, heh, I came out in top.

zero mod support

granted but is now server based and 24 players across the world.
Just like in fallout 76.

granted but it is now released episodically.

granted but they respawn inside your room 1 day later

They change Grigori's voice.