What went wrong?

What went wrong?

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the strong doge should be static and have a flex animation, and the little doge should be overly bouncy, that's what went wrong.

They're called swole dog and cheems

good graphics, good animations and voice acting arent cheap and these companies would like to have easy steady income year round rather than depend entirely on expansions and new games.

>old games
>cheap
okay

If you have one of these memes saved on your computer you don't deserve retro games

Games were not cheap

strong dog should steadily expand and contract while the little dog vibrates
Except the stupid generic cutesy face on strong dog ruins it anyway

>pixel art
>shitty meme generator text plastered ontop
at least use pixel font

>tell a great story
if it wasn't an old pc game it was lucky to have a story, much less an interesting one
>microtransactions
optional microtransactions are still better than paying 25 cents to a dollar for every play that would last at most 5 minutes on an arcade cabinet

Dude is obviously a zoomer who never grew up with cartridges, or a troll.

>I am cheap...
false.

what does cheems mean here

>expecting pixelshitters to know anything about proper animation

"Cheemsburger" was one of the original things it said or something. Got shortened to "cheems".

Chrono Trigger was fucking $80 back in the 90's, at release.
That's $130 now with inflation.

It's short for cheemsburger because he likes cheeseburgers

>tfw(that face when) no cheemsburger

>old pixel art
>modern pixel "art"

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old pixel art was actually hand drawn first, then transposed into pixelshit
most modern stuff like you're showing there is made by actual retard who can't draw and just do "simplistic" shit with their mouse

FUCKING THISSS AUGHGHUHG
all my pretentious friends think the opposite. It's SO FUCKING LAZY AGUGUGUGHH

a lot of modern pixelshit (thing on the left unrelated) is drawn first before being realized in pixels.

greed

decadence stage of civilisation

kike subversion

Left is made by 1 person, right is by a whole art department

This meme is just a shit redditized version of virgin vs chad

>I am cheap
no you weren't
>Great gameplay
Filled with artificial difficulty.
>Great story
>You are a hero that needs to defeat the villain
Truly the pinnacle of storytelling
>Only 10Mb of storage
Now compare it to the standards of old devices.
Fuck oldheads and their-rose tinted glasses.

Old video games were expensive as fuck. Unless you mean getting them now.

well at least they'll stop corrupting virgin vs chad, it was never supposed to be THIS THING BAD, THAT THING GOOD

>artificial difficulty
as opposed to naturally-grown difficulty? Someone had to manufacturer the difficulty, it's all artificial, retard.

>cheap
No.
>great story
Nah.
>only 10mb
That was a lot back then.

Gameplay was fuckin great though.
>MTX
It is a shame how the AAA market turned into a soulless series of shitty casinos and the AA market is always teetering on bankruptcy. They'll be mourned.

>whole art department
Golden Axe was made by like 3 dudes and a contractual composer, Makoto Uchida did most of the heavy lifting.
You're thinking of like later Neo Geo SNK titles that got whole art teams.
And Sword and Sworcery wasn't one person, it was a collab effort between two indie dev studios.