Haydee is 3 dollars on Steam

Haydee is 3 dollars on Steam.

What's your excuse for not buying this highly atmospheric puzzle game? It has a ton of weapon and skin mods as well as maps with alternate gamemodes in the Steam Workshop.

Haydee II is also in development:
>BUT THEY REMOVED HER MASK!
No, the devs have advertised the first game with a maskless Haydee too. Haydee with the iconic mask will be the default as always.

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Why would I pay for mediocre coomer game when I can find tons of good, specialized porn for free, and play good games otherwise?

Does it have any unique mechanics?
Besides boobs and ass physics of course.

Seriously, all of the SFM that has come out with haydee has been better than the game

I could buy a donut and coffee for 3 dollars.

reminder that this is literally shilling and if you stop and think about it you realize it too
btw russian dev literally shilled it here too to no end
but all these threads about shovelware where you mention the prize and tell people to buy it are just shilling

She looks like she fucks white men

>he pays for porn
lmao you can just load any fucking shitty model like that into blender even

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The devs need to prove to me Haydee 2 will have more polish, Haydee was just a shitty game they made in a week for coomers

Even Little Witch Nobeta has more soul

>Haydee with the iconic mask will be the default as always.

I honestly think it's the Smash Bros. Meme that has trained people to jump to conclusions. In Haydee 1 there was massless Haydee as well as an alternate costume.

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It's a survival/platformer/puzzle game, think of older TR and RE games. For 3 bucks it's a fun little experience

it's you going through some barely textured made in a week stages made of the same game test room looking assets
it's 100% a coomer bait piece of trash

There is no shame in putting down cheap money for cheap experiences

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I already have it but haven't played it. Is the gameplay actually good?

I think putting money and even playing something like this is very shameful like I wouldn't want anyone to know about it

Actually it's pretty solid. It works a bit like RE but with a jump and ledge gimmick. All platforming is actually very methodical and deliberate.

The only big flaw is that it is a ridiculous short distance to take fall damage.

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So how old were you when you got diagnosed with no taste?

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Games been out a few years. What are some good fan levels? The Cube seems good but I haven't tried Haydee.exe.

Has Jumpwoman gotten an better?

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Poe's Law is messing me up with that image

You can never be sure. I'm pretty sure it's a joke.

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Cuz its a piece of shit game that only sold cuz it has a android with a black ass hanging out.
I literally have a better time looking at porn of the character.

Maybe if it was 1 buck

why buy it when all the mods are removed from steam.
no overwatch mods
no ben10 mods
no sexy mods

uhhh... yeah there is?
if my friends saw me playing it they'd make fun of me, and the hours would be on my account forever (i think you can actually request steam to remove games from your account but my point still stands)

yiffalicious is free and has bigger asses and all kinda weird shit that I like for free and also can be modded so uh.

>Haydee is 3 dollars on Steam. What's your excuse for not buying this highly atmospheric puzzle game?

I bought it at $8.50 two years ago. Worth it.

Might buy, if I didn't had my mom added on steam

I did, and I'm gonna get the next one too. Admittedly I bought the game on an alt account.

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Had it on my main account forever because i don't give a single fuck what my friends or "friends" see

Actually bought it today. Surprised to find its actually a good game so far along with some nice eye candy. For 3 bucks I can't really complain.

I've never heard such a pathetic, weak statement
You should consider why validation from others is the first reason you won't play a game

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This. I don't know what possesses coomers to pay for porn AND play bad games, all in one fell swoop.