Reminder that Fantastic and the Vagrant (The guy who just laughs and coughs unless you have low Int...

>5 int
>10 luck
Were all his predictions just random shots in the dark that turned out true? If so no wonder he only has an unprotected terminal and a couple securitrons to stop you from killing him

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Boone is a bit of a meathead, but neither the Vagrant, Fantastic, or Cook-Cook are particularly dumb I suppose. The Vagrant is just some drunken junkie but he could be smart for all we know, Fantastic has gotta be relatively smart to con the NCR so hard, and Cook-Cook is a gang leader and a master chef.

>If so no wonder he only has an unprotected terminal and a couple securitrons to stop you from killing him
Reminds me of that cut content about how that terminal was only accessible if you stumbled upon some code in some specific pre war buildings linked to his business.

You have to be sub 3 INT to think his terminal is unprotected

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House is a man who had two of his three families planning to overthrow him and the third literally eating his city's tourists. A man who filled in a vault with concrete rather than utilizing it for something productive. A man who makes tourists walk through an utter shithole with no defense to reach his city. I am of the opinion that House is a great idea guy, but that he definitely had others in his company who made him as successful as he is.

>A man who filled in a vault with concrete rather than utilizing it for something productive.
It was implied that the vault represented a security breach, it was somehow connected to the lucky 38.

Remember Benny's escape tunnel?

>A man who makes tourists walk through an utter shithole with no defense to reach his city.
NCR soldiers and VIPs get to use the monorail. Anyone else with the money to make it into the Strip has the money to hire one of the bodyguards whoring themselves out right by the entrance to Freeside. All the others are the chaff being separated from the wheat and unimportant to him.

>Why didn't you do anything about Benny if you knew?
>>What would you have me do? Stroll in there, guns blazing, demanding the chip back?????
>That's literally what I did, yes

Surprised you guys can type so coherently while jerking off House's decrepit cock with one hand

>House
>walk

I don't think that counts, since that's actually the conversation of two retards translated into proper speech for player convenience. In the actual setting, it probably sounds like grunting and mumbling.

Who the fuck abbreviates intelligence as "In" I thought this post was about cock size.

NCtaRd spotted

I don't think having your wealthy patrons rely on shady, third-party guns for hire is a great idea.

>B-but we have an agreement that the securitrons won't enter the casinos!
Yeah I think an attempted coup throws that rule out the window. Imagine not having a contingency plan for that.

Why are you obsessed so much with dicks? Get your head out of the gutter.

>posts easily refutable bullshit in an effort to call out non-existant flaws
>gets mad when called out on it
Surprised your can type with your own dick lodged so deep in your thoat

I don't need a "thoat" to type, retard-kun

>attempted coup
What attempted coup? Benny can't do shit with the Chip or he would never have stayed in Vegas long enough for you to walk in and kill him.

>sent chip via courier
>Benny was his protege

Cook-Cook is a rapist and rapers are known to have a very high IQ

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That high Int didn't stop Cook-Cook from getting shot in the dick to death.

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Had the idea to draw this a few minutes after I made the thread. Hope you guys like it.

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why didn’t mr.house make 5 million Primm Slims?

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This. House is not as great a man as he builds himself up to be. All he has done since waking up is organize three tribes and turn on the Strip. Then those three tribes all turned on him, and he did fuck all about it. The area directly surrounding Vegas is the biggest shithole in the Mojave, and House isn't doing a damn thing about it. He lost the key to his power to some mook who was able to hack a securitron, and he has no way of activating his own army.

You're about as deep as a bowl of soup and your tongue's about as sharp as a soup spoon.

:^)

Meanwhile this retard has 10 in everything, special stats for NPCs are a meme and aren't worth comparing

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>hire one of the bodyguards
He could've made his own militia force, and you know it. Only an idiot relies on mercenaries (read: bandits-for-hire).

now this is a good post

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The wealthiest, the ones who do more than show up in town and lose all their money in one orgy of poor decisions, get to ride the monorail. Everyone else is some scrub spending his life savings to willingly walk across miles of dangerous wasteland for the chance of winning big. Some guy dressed as Elvis is better than they deserve.

>Ulysses has the same SPECIAL as this guy

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lol

Pretty good

>The area directly surrounding Vegas is the biggest shithole in the Mojave, and House isn't doing a damn thing about it.
He owns the Strip. NCR "owns" everything else. This is not and never will be an argument against him.

>lose all their money in one orgy of poor decisions.
You mean the exact thing casinos thrive on? Tell me user, would you rather some schmuck give you all his money or die in a shithole before he can do so?

>mercenaries bad
>except when I call them a militia
People being paid to be bodyguards are people being paid to be bodyguards regardless of who is paying

The NCR does not control Freeside, and House can barely be said to control the Strip.

>people without money travel from The Hub to New Vegas
>they lose money in Freeside
>people with money travel from The Hub to New Vegas
>they buy bodyguards in Freeside

Freemont Street culls those without the money and sense to actually make it onto the Strip

The NCR do not control Freeside, Westside, or any of the other Vegas neighborhoods. If anybody controls Freeside, it's the Kings.

Boone is a min-maxer. He made INT and CHA his dump stats so he could beef up his PER and AGI and be as good as possible at shooting guns. He knows he doesnt need INT or CHA because hes not a main character and isnt going to try persuading anyone or leveling up any skill other than Guns.

Then what's the point of the entry fee?

One thing that I cannot understand. Why did House hires some retarded tribes, but not boomers/vault dwellers?

NCR is directly responsible for the state of Freeside and could easily take control of it, as seen in their own quests when they effortlessly wipe out the Kings after botched negotiations

And the only reason they don't is because their leader is hyper fixated on Hoover Dam to the detriment of everything else

what kind of wealthy wasteland businessman doesn't have his cohort of armed guards with him when he goes wandering around in the desert anyway? anyone who is important will have bodyguards in the wastes anyway, it's not like freeside thugs are the only danger out there

THE BEAR THE BULL COURIER SIX HOOVER DAM LONG 15
i skipped all his dialogues, damn that guy was annoying.

>but not boomers
he tells you the securitron he sent to scout them got exploded

Because a casino does not survive solely off of the wealthy. For every Heck Gunderson, you're going to have 10 idiots who scraped enough caps together to buy a passport and blow their life's savings.

I thought OPs image was about their cock size.