Jensen, the signal is coming from inside the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. You'll need to find a way in...

Jensen, the signal is coming from inside the Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone. You'll need to find a way in. Entrances to the zone are guarded by CHAZ militia and they're known to shoot first and ask questions later. Our intel says a man named Raz oversees the zone's security. If you talk with him you may be able to secure safe passage.

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I may have smoked a little weed beforehand but I don't think that plays into things

Imagine having billions of dollars worth of cutting edge augmentations installed in you just to stomp out some fags who neither know how to keep plants alive nor what gender they even are.

Who fucking cares about some burger hippies man

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I thought it was CHOP?

Gimme the GEP Gun

Pritchard I need a map of their ventilation systems

Aaaadam, soooon, you gotta stop [/spoiler]reading this post in my voice[/spoiler], Adam! I need to know you're with me on this.

FUCKIN based!

The opening spoiler tag doesn't contain a slash. I thought you were supposed to be a programmer, Pritchard?

First things first, did you fix the firewall yet?

First I'll try to get into girls WC repeatedly to insure hostage safety

That's obviously meant to be Sarif

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That explains a lot.

Thot Status: PATROLLED

Jensen, I talk like an annoying faggot and extend my consonants.

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Alright I'm downloading it. Thanks OP.

And Jensen, by the way. Stop browsing furry porn during your work hours

I miss this sassy homo

Based and fruitfly pilled

>just to stomp out some fags who neither know how to keep plants alive nor what gender they even are.
lmao I'd say it's worth every penny

games about gunning down lefties when

>CHAZ
There was no survivors. Sorry.

Well, you must have fun sometimes. A little R&R doesn't hurt

Well obviousleeeh

There is a Deus Ex game set in Seattle though. It's called Invisible War. It's better in many ways than Human Pisssolution.

you're a massive faggot if you didn't enjoy all of them. kys

CHOP is their attempt to rebrand because calling themselves autonomous meant they couldn't recieve outside help from the government they were protesting whenever things got hard. Only cucks actually call it CHOP because they're allowing the revisionism to work

Read it with his voice, uncanny.

I've no lethal'd my way through every Deus Ex and IW was clearly the worst

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2 Bil is not a lot if your super rich.

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it does not matter that it was the worst. they are all good

Sure, it's better in many ways, but unfortunately it's also worse in almost every way.

It's almost like it's a group asking for special treatment and not people with legitimate grievances. Hmm...

It's better because the setting is better. HR's gang-banging punks and sassy black women are just... no. It only gets good when you get to Shanghai.

Escape From CHAZ when

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Try ctrl+s next time

I think that's a bad example. The gangbanger-equivalent factions in IW are even worse, less fleshed-out and more boring than the Detroit joggers. The setting is better, but not because of that aspect.

>walk in a straight line for 2 minutes
>win
GG

I replayed this recently

Entered the nigger zone because that prostitute pretending to be an under cover cop told me to.

Found the guns, got lost, ended up on the Helipad because I thought Malek was suppose to pick me up there or something. Disabled this signal before being asked to and this faggot autistically thanks me on the radio

but you have to rescue the president, hang out with a tasty milf and gun down a bunch of scum first