Harry Potter RPG

Now that the Harry Potter RPG is confirmed to be releasing next year, what house will you pick?

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Probably Ravenclaw since I like their color scheme. Hopefully the house you pick will actually make a difference other than aesthetics, it'd be nice if each house had it's own unique set of minor/sidequests and some unique NPCs, otherwise I don't really see the point in giving us the choice.

Will they let me transition to a different house?

>people think the game will flop because of JK Rowling's comments lately

How out of touch are these people?

They're retarded. The average person couldn't give two fucks about trannies, at best they just tolerate them. This shit will sell gangbusters guaranteed.

slytherin because I'm interested to see if it's the same "everyone that goes here is evil" shit as the books or if they're going to realize how retarded that is

It's going to flop because Harry Potter is irrelevant and one of the dullest franchises ever made. Seriously each episode following the boy wizard and his pals from Hogwarts Academy as they fight assorted villains has been indistinguishable from the others. Aside from the gloomy imagery, the series’ only consistency has been its lack of excitement and ineffective use of special effects, all to make magic unmagical, to make action seem inert.

Perhaps the die was cast when Rowling vetoed the idea of Spielberg directing the series; she made sure the series would never be mistaken for a work of art that meant anything to anybody?just ridiculously profitable cross-promotion for her books. The Harry Potter series might be anti-Christian (or not), but it’s certainly the anti-James Bond series in its refusal of wonder, beauty and excitement. No one wants to face that fact. Now, thankfully, they no longer have to.

>a-at least the books were good though
"No!"

The writing is dreadful; the book was terrible. As I read, I noticed that every time a character went for a walk, the author wrote instead that the character "stretched his legs."

I began marking on the back of an envelope every time that phrase was repeated. I stopped only after I had marked the envelope several dozen times. I was incredulous. Rowling's mind is so governed by cliches and dead metaphors that she has no other style of writing. Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.

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>People are sick and tired of the fans bringing up the series regarding politics
>JK Rowling has essentially alienated the Left
>The Fantastic Beasts movies sucked balls
>Over time people became more and more aware that the books aren't even good
>The new worldbuilding is dogshit and laughable
Who the fuck even likes the series anymore?

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Im gonna be a Ravenclaw Potion-slinger

So what exactly did Rowling do? I heard something about trannies screaming and howling about her.

Grevious is from Kalee

She basically said that trannies aren't real women and that womanhood should be protected.

Most of the books in your pic are pretentious garbage.

Said shit like how trans women aren't real women and that their existence devalues real women
Honestly, this shit is just the straw that broke the camel's back
After Cho Chang's name and depiction, the goblin bankers with big noses, house elves literally being pro slavery, the laughable world building (that fucking map of the schools), wizards taking centuries to use plumbing for their crap, Cursed Child, among other things
She had it coming

first fantastic beasts movie was good but the second one was utter garbage

I'm not a Harry Potter fan but a girl who is saw the film and was really prepared to tear it apart in front of me for being so bad
How awful was it?

It's like World of Warcraft. Despite its objective shit quality, Azeroth is still a fun sandbox for rpfags. Tons of people still want to play in the Harry Potter sandbox. The next closest thing gamewise would be Witchbrook (and we all know what happens when you have hope in Chucklefish).

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Slytherin of course. If what they said is true and it has the evil spells, then, damn, this is gonna be kino

The Blue Lions

Slyherin, i want to be an evil dark wizard.

Hello? Based police? I'd like to report a MURDER

Do little kids even like the series?
Like, kids who are growing up after the Deathly Hallows movies came out

dilate tranny, hope she takes another dump on all you subhuman faggots

Surprised Zig Forums hasn't adopted her yet
The Left already began to hate her for shit in the books and the TERF stuff is icing on the cake
It'd be a weird turn for them to adopt her as their new Ben Garrison after she became a Left wing icon for so long

crazy how this copy-pasta got its usage back in current year and people still falling into this bait.

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I doubt they could stomach her. J.K is just nuts, what with the group masturbation sessions, shitting wherever they want, etc. etc. She's too insane for anyone to look up to her.

>group masturbation sessions
Wut

Hufflepuff, thats what I was sorted to in the pottermore quiz years ago so thats as good a reason as any

She's not wrong.
People that menstruate are called Women, deal with it.
Or not, since you never will.

Wait, who runs HP lore aside from Rowling?
Cause when George got rich he handed shit like novels and other EU stuff to other people

I feel like you should have adapted this for the HP videogames.

Ravenclaw, I don't want to join a house that lives in the basement like Huffle and Slither, but I don't want Griffindor either.

Hufflepuff is the most powerful house

If I can't make a Merula GF then no buy

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>he doesn't know

the kids are playing the Minecrafts and the Fortnites and they don't even read anymore, they have streamers read to them

Potions are a hufflepuff thing

gryffindor is the only real choice

>women stop being women upon menopause

>Atlas Shrugged
>1400+ pages of the author's self insert
>To tell a story and present objectivism in a way that was both longer and less effective than The Fountainhead
>Seriously if you don't get the point of Ayn Rand from The Fountainhead, a book with 3 times the length isn't going to do it.

I sure hope to God no one takes that picture seriously.

>Rabid fanbase
>Late 90's to 2000's childhood popularity
>Really big among women
>Shit actually sucks but rakes in dough hard
What is the HP of video games?
Zelda is too old
Kingdom Hearts' fanbase will agree its dumb nonsensical fan fiction (and they would never compare Xehanort to Trump)
Sonic is low hanging fruit and its fans already hate the series

Nope, they still have a Uterus.
Which again, you never will have.

>not knowing "no!"poster

I wonder if they let you choose or if theres some questionaire type thing. Because everyone will just choose Gryffindor or Slytherin if its a choice

It's a meme son, lurk before you post.

Animal Crossing

But they don't menstruate

Animal Crossing fans don't treat their shit like high art or say retarded crap like "Donald Trump is totally Tom Nook"
Plus, it doesn't have world building to ruin either

>Every former Rowling fan supporting King because replied to one of Rowling's tweets saying trans rights or something
Whoever made it 120% knew what they were talking about.

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After a 2 hour intro, the house selection happens. Maybe one hour of unique shit then its Good vs Bad regardless of house. No way house choice matters at all outside of fucking quiddich or a handful of side quest options

as I understand it

Gryffindor = tryhards
Slythetin = edgelords
Hufflepuff = retards
Ravenclaw = pseuds

Out of these I guess I’d pick ravenclaw

They have the equipment for it, and they did in their youth. They're women.
Only women menstruate, please refer back to your grade 6 science text book.

Even Orson Scott Card would probably look at her and say "You know you fucked up"
Meanwhile Lovecraft's ghost is probably waiting for her to name her pet "40%"

Moving the goalposts
The term used was "women who menstruate". That's the present tense, indicating that they menstruate now, not that they have had the ability to menstruate in the past, or that they will in the future.

More like
Hufflepuff = Autists aka Zig Forums

The only treatment for gender dysphoria is for trans people to be able to effectively live their lives as the gender they feel they are, because talk therapy has never been proven to work for it. Being forced to live as the gender theyre born as causes them to be depressed their entire lives and kill themselves as a result. Youre depressed. Youre posting on Zig Forums, so you must be. You should be able to relate to that.

Anyone can be trans, the cause is unknown. Your children could be trans. Do you want your children to kill themselves? Because if you force them live as the gender theyre born as, they'll either kill themselves or leave you forever.

You can reply facetiously if you want, but not giving a reply as serious as mine proves that I am right and you are wrong.

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>not milking the shitty HP characters like literally EVERY SINGLE game before it
>not milking the "familiar scenes" from the movies and instead focusing on fleshing out the universe itself
>the setting is actually interesting (~WWI Hogwarts)
>open world, customization and all the other RPG crap which, even when it's mediocre, takes a lot of time to make and polish up
Looks too good to be true, Avalanche's latest products were all below average as well.
Would love to be wrong and for it to be their breakout project though, I'm a sucker for the comfy atmosphere and have zero interest in any of the existing HP media

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Sims?

>developed by avalanche
Fuck that shit

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>Later I read a lavish, loving review of Harry Potter by the same Stephen King. He wrote something to the effect of, "If these kids are reading Harry Potter at 11 or 12, then when they get older they will go on to read Stephen King." And he was quite right. He was not being ironic. When you read "Harry Potter" you are, in fact, trained to read Stephen King.
It never gets old.

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I know its a meme but I'm positive there are pseuds sharing that image right now and convincing 17 year olds to waste their time reading that fucking book like I did. I just want to save them man.

I don't know what to tell you, but basic biology doesn't have goalposts.
Maybe find better way to cope with your illness, and just stop being gross autogynyphillic freak.

>TFW I once made a dumb joke saying I was a birthday girl (I was emulating Blue's Clues and me finding out Blue was a girl kinda took me by surprise) when I was like 5
>Had I been a kid today and my parents were massive liberals I'd be wearing a dress and have a mutilated crotch

The HP of video games needs to be something with a lot "lore" and "writing" for womanchildren to circlejerk about and apply to everyday discussion

Gender =/= sex
Facts don't care about your feefees

>Maybe find better way to cope with your illness, and just stop being gross autogynyphillic freak.

You don't care about anyones illness. You hate them because you are essentially a member of a hate group. If you really considered it an illness, you would be suggesting the most effective treatment, not calling them freaks.

Just admit that youre a dumbass and that youre wrong.

Imagine if this ended up becoming the most controversial game of this half of the decade even more so than TLoU2 because of Rowling's comments while being the dream of every HP fan only to end up being shit anyways

I can't believe I'm replying to this crude b8, but whatever.
Trans is a mental illness, it's not comparable to being gay at all.
We know that the way children are brought up has a direct effect on how trans people are created. Nurture is the issue here.
If my children are trans, they can decide once they're adults. That's fine, it's their life.
But as a family, I have the responsibility to raise them correctly and that does not include putting this gender confusion garbage into their brains.
Life is already complicated enough.

>we know that the way children are brought up has a direct effect on how trans people are created
No it doesn't

That's not a fact, gender and sex don't operate independently of each other.

Defending pseudoscience makes you evil user.