You're sick of them, I'm sick of them. Let's end this once and for all alright? First of all, play the game to earn the right to an opinion, not dealing with idiots that defend aspects of the game they know nothing about. >But muh pewds stream No nigger you didn't experience the game you watched one way you can play the game by dodging all the bonus content. Secondly, refer all retards to this thread please. TLOU2 is an okay to below average game and I'm sure most of you all agree.
What makes TLOU2 good - >Graphics/skyboxes >Environments, level design. Best in "Arby's" part of the story sadly >Perks and weapon upgrades you can actually get in NQ+ because you get no fucking parts/pills on Survivor >Hostage rampages are the best part about gameplay fuck the mundane stealth killing >Enemy AI satisfies enough, occasionally unpredictable, pathing is diverse >The fucking shiv, especially on Survivor
What makes TLOU2 suck OP cock - > Stat changing weapon upgrades are actually worthless except for damage upgrades or magazine size (only when you can find enough bullets on normie difficulty) >Gameplay "additions" like prone, traps, and new ways to distract enemies are actually worthless and only serve to make the mundane more mundane. Why set up a dumbass mine trap for you enemies to walk into when you have to place it down, throw a bottle so the AI actually walks into it, then have it explode and alert everyone in the level to where you are. Save yourself time, fuck the sneaking, craft shivs and one shot everything. >Visual bugs/combat bugs, this could be my old asf PS4, but finishing blows, enemy dodging and specific parts of the map all have really strange occasional visual quirks. Finishing blows, for example, sometimes are disjointed as fuck and you end up curb stopping someone's chest instead of their head or stab someone's throat while their legs are in the ground and their head is up Ellie's clam. >Joel's death, it was inevitable we all know this, but his death goes against everything he knew as a survivor/wanted man. His death only served to shock players and set the story's tone, as opposed to a death that would shock the player, but also impower existing and new characters. His ideal death wouldn't need to be a fairy tale death either. I'm okay with death via orge/golf club combo, just make it so Joel's identity gets exposed in a different way. If they can make a game this fucking long, they can make a 30 minute section of the game where Joel's identity is blown and not handed to Arby on a silver platter.
Asher Evans
>Women rule the world, look Devs, you're not making any powerful statements by making women finger blast each other, jacked or sending them pregnant to the frontlines during an apocalypse. You make them powerful by showing why through their struggles, dialogs, interactions with their environment. Outward appearance does not define the value of a person in real life, nor does it in a video game. >Worthless side characters, Jesse and all Arby's worthless friends all fucking die and have zero impact on Ellie's or Arby's character. The kike is a terrible character that pretends to give a fuck about Joel so she can get her bean flicked and the wannabe trans girl is a tool to attempt to humanize Arby which fails miserably because she turns on all her people and Issac for the kids sake. However, the trans kid gets some slack because she gave Arby enough humanity to not murder Ellie in the theater >Ellie being pissed she didn't get the choice to die for the "cure". Okay bitch, like you knew if the "cure" would actually come of the experiments on your dead corpse. What about the corruption that would come with a cure? Who gets the cure first? Who controls distribution? What if the groups or tribes like the Scars go to war with you over it? Seriously you're foolish if you think everything would be hunky dory. >Arby getting off scott-free, I don't know why flashing to Joel's dying face made Ellie reconsider drowning Arby because realistically that'd make anyone choke them harder. I also don't recall Joel or anyone else teaching mercy to Ellie. Still, I don't think killing Arby would be the best story decision, give Arby a consequence though, like maybe killing the trans kid with a snipe as they are riding off on the boat or just kill the trans kid immediately and have ellie beat tf outta Arby and leave her dying in the escape boat
TLDR: fuck you
Isaac Ross
Cry
Jonathan Cook
>Just buy the game goy No thanks. My cousin has a PS4 and he likes this trash, so I'll probably be able to play it at his house for free.
Josiah Perry
>play the game Did that on youtube a few months ago family
Good but what if the tranny was Sidius' granddaughter to explain her Mary Sue er I mean awesomeness. And Joel's not really dead there's like a bunch of these tanks that just grow Joels?
Colton Brown
Can't tell me the food's bad when you haven't tried it sweetie
Ryder Gomez
What if when Abby tried to kill Joel it turned out to be a hologram.
Nathan Sanders
i hope they make a tlou3
Ryder Sanders
>p-please buy our game, we beg you >y-you can make fun of it afterwards if you still want to! Absolutely pathetic. Go shill your shit elsewhere, we don't want you here.
Nathaniel Cruz
stop making threads you faggot shill kill yourself
