Why are Funko Pops the greatest video game collectable made in the last decade?

Why are Funko Pops the greatest video game collectable made in the last decade?

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Helps me spot massive faggots and steer clear.

they're like anime girl statues but for asexuals

>that open mouth
Why? Why not just a pursed lip smile? Why instead do that lazy opening of the mouth?

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Ive never met anyone who thinks they look good. I know some people who have them like my normie cousin and they hate them too, they only have them because someone gave them to them.
It feels like a thing only turbo autistic collectors like, like maxmoefoe who just collects tons of garbage for the sake of collecting it.

at least he's not balding

I don't get it. I don't get buying figures to begin with, but Funko POPs are next level.
I hear people say that they buy them because "They're cheaper than these expensive statues" or "Because this is the only figure from franchise X I could get" but it still doesn't make any sense.

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What exactly is the point of these or any figurines?

show me a more soulless collectible, if you can

consumerism as a bandaid for ennui

>Jared Leto Joker Funko POP
People will just buy any shit, won't they?

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My company picks up trailers of these shits every now and then. They are terrible to work with, fuck them, I have more respect for anyone that collects anything else.

Buying these things is like posting on social media and getting praise. It releases dopamine in the brain every time you increase your collection and getting hyped into seeing what new released lurk on the horizon. It is similar to lootboxes and boosters, you don't really know what new set will be released but buying and maybe opening or keeping it closed simply makes your brain tell your body it feels good. If you stop buying them then you go through a period of feeling depressed before actually feeling better. Not everyone has this, but there are people who are sensitive/weak to this sort of thing.

they're just budget Nendoroids, so if you want to be a fucking loser for 1/5th the price, go for it.

I guarantee you're the kind of faggot that thinks nofap is real

You're hella autistic my man.

>Buy retard Shit
>get comments of how ugly it is
>say "lol it's cheaper retards"
>they show you how something like the amiibos had better design
>repeat

profit, it's just faggots wanting attention,these figures are legitimately ugly, people made fun of them but them still sell for some reason

just like modern pokemon

>hella
Projection.

I don't actually. But I do believe in basedboys trying to find some goal in life and feeling good buying these things because it makes them feel in control of something despite it being much or less an addiction.

>basedboys
Oh you're one of those retards that thinks so.y feminises people

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So, Consoomers then?

For me, it's Nendoroids

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>doubt

Is Amiibo just as bad as Pops

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>steer queer
ftfy. not sure why you wanna do that after spotting massive faggots though.

They're good for spotting man children and cucks. If a white male has a collection of funko pops, you just know they're a reward from their wife or girlfriend for letting them fuck Tyrone.

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I don't want to jump on the "its popular, so its bad" bandwagon but Funko pop figure are literally garbage, why do peoples collect them instead of an actual figurines. I don't understand the appeal at all

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They don't look like complete garbage so no I don't think so
Some of them are actually quite good models from images I've seen

>What if Troll dolls were also Harry Potter and Star Wars

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even a rock has more soul

the absolute cope of the cunt who wrote this out lmao

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Funko Pops are soulless, like the people that buy them.

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haha....

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