The Switch has been one giant circus of mediocrity out of Nintendo...

The Switch has been one giant circus of mediocrity out of Nintendo. They retired their entire handheld department to focus on a "hybrid" and all it got us was a handful of games that would've been on the 3DS's successor, if that.

This was Nintendo's chance to have their best library of exclusives since the GCN on their console and they wasted it, because they fucking HATE their hardcore fans. No seriously. It was not hard to make a new Mario Party and Paper Mario that catered to fans. They're both still cramming casualization down the player's throat appealing to a non existent audience of casuals.

They still refuse to revive a dozen IPs fans have all but begged for over the past decade. F-Zero, Wario Land, Advance Wars, Golden Sun, the list goes on. Half their IPs such as Metroid, Donkey Kong, Pikmin, Mario & Luigi and more are in development hell or completely dead due to mismanagement. It's not because Nintendo doesn't have the money it's because Nintendo have becoming massive corporate whores who only care about maximizing profit and actively spite their hardcore fans.

Odyssey and Smash were table scraps thrown to their hardcore fans. Everything else is simply chasing the casual money and that's 99% of what Nintendo cares about. The Gamecube was the last time Nintendo even tried to appeal to their fans and since the Wii they just wish we'd all fuck off and die if we aren't going to consoom their mediocre shit.

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Cry harder faggot.

Was hoping I could pick up a lite cheap recently but it seems like theyre holding value. They intentionally limiting supply or something?

tl;dr. This is now a comfy Switch thread. What are you anons playing right now?

Value got increased as 10 million soccer moms jumped in on the Animal Crossing fad.

I got Dragon's Dogma in the summer sale and I'm enjoying it quite a lot, I should have played it a long time ago :) I also got the Katamari remake after years of listening to the music but not playing the game.

Min Min in Smash is pretty fun. I'm also going to finish up Bug fables and Wonderful 101.

there's no reason to be upset
you either buy it or you don't
bitching and then buying makes you a hypocrite

This has happened ever since the n64 flopped. What did you expect?

>Min Min in Smash is pretty fun.
That just tells us you have no standards and will eat up any literal who in Smash instead of demanding actually wanted characters.
>I'm also going to finish up Bug fables
Fuck off BFdev, we're not gonna play your shitty knockoff

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We're not doing this. OP eloquently BTFOd your company and you're so transparently asshurt over it.

It's a worse Vita.

Snoycope

do you never get bored?

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>he Gamecube was the last time Nintendo even tried to appeal to their fans
And what did that get them?
I like all those missing series too, OP, but they ain't coming back any time soon.

>Giant corporation only cares about money
Figure that one out all by yourself, did you?

no you really didn't, you're just a mentally ill shitposter obsessed with nintendo

The Switch was the realization of a concept I had hoped consoles would do for a few years. Too bad it fell victim to the same fate as the Vita. I don't know how the 3DS was infinitely better.

fpbp

OP is a seething Nintendo obsessed sperg who can't cope.

Nintendo's swimming in money now. They make BILLIONS every year. Yet they can't spare an insignificant amount of resources to bring their old beloved IPs back. It's not even about being a smart corporation. The investments for those games are so low they'd barely feel a dent even if they flopped. At this rate, it's acting out of complete spite. It's like Nintendo revels in hurting its fanbase as much as possible the moment they strike gold with the Blue Ocean strategy.

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COVID killed production by like 60% or more.
Most models sold are those that were produced before the pandemic.

Even if the assembly is in Japan itself, they still need parts (chips and screens, etc.) so if any step in that chain is broken for whatever reason, production comes to a grinding halt.

Whats wrong OP?

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PS5 and Sexbox look underwhelming as fuck. And they'll both get outsold by the Switch.

Why didn't Sony and Microsoft just copy Nintendo like usual?

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>Napier Lopez
Yes, definitely someone with opinions worth a shit.

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funny how origami king is making these fags come out of the woodwork and seethe endlessly,cope op

Spamming it doesnt make it less true though.

I agree with OP, there is no reason not to revive some other IPs.
We dont need 15 Mario games every gen.

What is a non-gamer? Somebody who doesn't play videogames? Why would they start now?

spamming an mage saying nintendo will advertise to non-gamers pretending this means they'll only make games for non-gamers doesn't make it true either

They stopped making games period. Now their focus is simply mass marketing their existing soccer mom bait.

no OP
(you should stop saying "soccer mom bait" in every post if you want to make your samefag less obvious)

I'm a pokeautist so I'm grinding raids with my shiny furfag.

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Imagine being OP and waking up every morning and seething with rage over Nintendo.

That's fine. I hope they keep making underpowered tablets because I certainly wouldn't want Nintendo and Monolith to accidentally make full sized Zelda and Xenoblade games with big open worlds that run at 1080p and a decent framerate.

does this mean it will finally get netflix

That's literally the ideal target audience for Nintendo. Non-price sensitive audience with too much money and no standards. It's the ideal demographic to sell your overpriced trash to. It's demanding as fuck pleasing a hardcore audience. You need to excel in every aspect of game design not to catch shit and even then is not a guarantee for good sales. Nintendo wants this audience of soccer moms and pokekiddies. This is what they aim for every gen because it's literally free money after that.

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Fucking retard
Gamecube: 22 million sold
Xbox fat: 24 million sold
Nintendo didnt lose this gen - rather, sony won, by a lot. The PS2 clearly dominated due to its dvd player and also Nintendos retarded decision to use mini DVDs. Nothing to do with quality of games or gimmicks

how about they target fucking production so retail price goes back to a reasonable number

Why would they do that? Animal Crossing has propelled Switch to Wii-tier sales. They'll inflate those retail prices and collect record profits all while doing jack shit. Nintendo's MO.

Who cares, it's not in stock anywhere.

It honestly feels like that though.
Since the Wii's success I as a fan feel like a second class customer.
They tasted the casual money and became shit ever since.

>It was not hard to make a new Mario Party and Paper Mario that catered to fans. They're both still cramming casualization down the player's throat appealing to a non existent audience of casuals.
this shit is so fucking funny, their games have always been for children, just grow up and move on with your life you loser

Actually Nintendo sold so many first party games they actually won.

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