Why was he struggling so much with this and sweating profusely like it was some massive strain to eat it...

Why was he struggling so much with this and sweating profusely like it was some massive strain to eat it? It's just a fucking bowl of noodles.

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they were super spicy was the inference I think

When you eat warm food at a fast pace you kinda want to take a breather once in a while. The same way you might do a relaxed gasp for air after downing a glass of ice cold water.

It was funny, stop being a sperg even if ironic.

He's trying to eat it as fast as possible. That takes a bit of effort.

New F-Zero when?

>I want to bully Hachaama so bad

Huh?

Burgers?

Haato appears to be a classic tsundere who teases her fans by calling them kimo ota (creepy otaku), among other things. However, she does nothing to discourage this kind of behaviour, and frequently does weird, creepy things herself.

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Eating ramen is always intense

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>take a shit
>blood everywhere
epic

Don't eat spicy food.

>gook humor

It's Japanese culture to slurp ramen noodles as loud as they can.

stop being fay

This is actually a common misconception, the reason to slurp the noodles is because it aerates them and makes it taste better. It has nothing to do with respect.

Canonically Falcon cannot not accept a challenge, I think Kirby challenged him to who could eat it faster but obviously he lost

I had to stop going to Japan because I every single time I get slurpmogged by a salaryman it takes me weeks to recover. It's brutal.

Never mentioned respect. You're quick to jump the gun huh

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Ken-San from glorious Nippon here and have been to over 10,000 ramen stalls:

Youre supposed to eat ramen fast; if the noodles soak for too long you might as well be slurpin spaghetti. Should fuckin see how the Japs down this shit here.

My ramen-fu is fuckin weak tho, every time I slurp hot, spicy ramen, the noodles whip drops of broth in my eyes, on my clothes, and everywhere else. And then the steam coming off the bowl makes my nose run like crazy. Every time I eat ramen I'm crying and sniffing and wiping my nose while trying to eat and it's a fresh hell.

FALCON

LUNCH

fucking piece of shit fuck you user for making smirk I’m so god damn mad at myself.

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You just love to fight everyone don't you? Well here's a fight for you. *punches you in the fucking face.*

Lighten up gaylord.

Hahaha okay, Liberal.

This post made me want a glass of ice cold water.

Is it true white people can't handle spicy food?

When they brought back the spicy KFC sandwich, I couldn't even handle the bun. I had to return it.

Hot ramen is hot.
Also so good he can't slow down.

He was practicing ass eating

How is slurping in any way beneficial to ass eating?

But spicy food is the best

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How hard is it to make good ramen at home? I've had a hankering lately.

>New F-Zero when?

Probably never. The series has a history that each sequel sells worse. And unlike other failures like Star Fox NO ONE cares about the characters from this series. Captain Falcon is exclusively liked because of Smash Bros, not his series. Also the characterization people enjoy in Smash is NOT how he is in his games. He's more serious and not as campy as Sakurai's rendition.

Damn your mums gotta stop appropriating Japanese culture

Maybe if they made an F-Zero game where Falcon actually had his Smash personality then the series would do better.

Gotta get that pubic hair out of the way somehow