>boy, I sure can't wait for Elden Ri-
>co-written by George R. R. Martin
and dropped
Boy, I sure can't wait for Elden Ri-
Jaxson Moore
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Noah Morales
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Tyler Stewart
more like onions ring
amirite?
Jackson Watson
>fags got so mad at SOIAFs popularity they now play contrarian to Martin on auto-mode without ever thinking about it
>can't differentiate between Martin's writing and the cucks who ruined the TV show
Samuel Johnson
>announce game 3 years before release
hacks
Cameron Rivera
IT HURTS BROS IT HURTS SO MUCH IM TRYING TO HOLD IT IN BUT I DONT THINK I CAN FOR MUCH LONGER UUUUUUGGGGGGHHHHHHH OF FUCK ITS SLIPPING OUT I CANT HOLD IT IN ANY LONGER
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Adrian Cruz
cancelled
cursed by the fatfuck
fatfucked by the curse of never being finished
Jonathan Evans
basically this
Ayden Collins
To be fair, while Martin can be considered a good storyteller, it does not mean he could do the same for a completely different medium. We're also talking about a Miyazaki game where the structure goes for more of an environmental storytelling than actual telling of the story.
Austin Ross
He's writing the story and lore, not dictating how it's being delivered - that will be Miyazaki's job.
Alexander Mitchell
>GRRM defense force already shitting in the thread
like clockwork
Brody Martinez
>He's writing the story and lore
Not even that, he just wrote the backdroop mythology and fucked off. Miyazaki is handling literally everything else. The plot, the story, the lore, the actual world building etc.
Asher Sanders
Anyone who says they don't enjoy at least the first three ASOIAF books are lying.
Henry Ramirez
>NO NO NO NOOOOOOOOO YOU'RE A HYPOCRITE CONTRARIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
And they're so predictable too.
Parker Rogers
Mi-Mi-Miya*sputters as he loses oxygen* MITSUBISHI-san, I am a VERY busy man, you must understand *eats* I am as of late working quite diligently on my newest book, The *fart* The WINDS of Winter, *sweats loudly* I have only so much time to devote to your little electronic amusement.*hacks up chicken bone* But what I find TRULY egregious, based on the material you have provided me, and *belches* based on your PREVIOUS work, is the complete lack of believable World-Building. In particulaaaaaaaarrrrrr*heart stops for 20 seconds* the complete LACK of any description of Lord Gwyn, who is a KING I suppose *snort* having ANY kind of discernible tax policy! His capital, Anal London I believe you so quaintly named it *chuckles* seems to be quite grandiose, aye? But how does he PAY for it all? Flying buttresses ah yes, great big knights patrolling around, who pays for THOSE? *urine stain slowly spreads on shorts* You've got to THINK about these things, man, or else I won't get any work done at all! *falls into diabetic coma*
Grayson Walker
Give me (You), coward.
Jayden Kelly
Was it supposed to piggy back on gots popularity? Or did Miyazaki pull a kojima
Andrew Reed
>co-written by George R. R. Martin
>Directed by an ugly no name nip
and dropped
Xavier Howard
>dark souls with taxes
Jack Miller
>newfag spotted
Luis Smith
test
Daniel Flores
For the last fucking time, he's writing the lore, as in the background mythology, not the actual story. Are you so braindead that you can't come up with any other subjects to shitpost about? You have to recycle the same stale /lit/ / Zig Forums memes?
Jackson Baker
No matter how many times I've already seen this.
Ryder Gonzalez
post vocaroos
Joshua Price
Jeremiah Thomas
>h-he's not writing the story, just the bedrock for the story!
Fuck off, dipshit.
Brody Clark
I'm so glad the game will have a realistic tax policy!
James Nguyen
the more she drank, the more she shat
Christopher Ortiz
Welp, it's fucked then. George isn't actually known for creating mythologies but more of using widely known tropes making it mesh with the setting.
James Taylor
Jeremiah Watson
and the more she shat, the more she drank
Michael Brooks
consider that the fat fuck is too lazy to have done any major damage though
Austin Morales
>tax policy
gets me every time
GRRM is such a retard
Caleb Fisher
Quick run down on GRRM? Why was Game of Thrones so popular?
Zachary Brown
>the more they shat, the more they defended, and the more they defended, the more they shat
Bravo, Martin, fantastic.
Hudson Thompson
OHHHH MY ELDEN RING
RUINED
Levi Wood
let's keep in mind that grrm thought this was really important shit so in his own books there's just a giant magical gold mine and a super fantasy bank to explain it all away
how does economics work? idk there's like a giant scrooge mcduck gold mine and a farm country that makes it all the food, it makes sense
Nicholas Edwards
>Sunset found her squatting in the grass, groaning. Every stool was looser than the one before, and smelled fouler. By the time the moon came up, she was shitting brown water. The more she drank the more she shat, but the more she shat, the thirstier she grew
William Ross
>>co-written by George R. R. Martin
Alexander Ortiz
what the fuck did this nigga really put this in his book?
Matthew Perry
It's a good imitation of his writing.
Kayden Rodriguez
IIRC the big secret is that the Lannister gold mines are pretty much out but they pay people with false promises and such. The bank of bravos sure is a lame cop-out tho.
Brayden Turner
>"The ship groaned and growled beneath him like a constipated fat man straining to shit."
Robert Stewart
the style or the content?
Cameron Gonzalez
>Miyazaki game where the structure goes for more of an environmental storytelling
what story?