ITT: Autistic things you do in games
ITT: Autistic things you do in games
I always try to discussing about lolis online
exist
Even though there's no one in Morrowind that can buy ebony and other extremely expensive stuff, I gather it anyway and keep it around.
Every 10 minutes I pause the game and do a couple of squats because I developed a fear of dying from some blood complication after reading so many threads about it on Zig Forums
I always wear the armor thats on the cover of the game or most used in advertisements
play with a controller
Channel my mania and just go to fucking town. If the game in question lets me I'll play with the corpses in any way I can.
Fun fact, in dead space 2 you can pin necromorph corpses and bits to the ground by using objects that specifically impale them or the javelin gun. If you use your kinesis on the body while it's impaled and continue to pull in a direction the corpse (bit) in question will start to twitch and make wet noises, then it makes a big disgusting sound (as though you decapitated a part of a necromorph), vanishing.
I get too much into character
it's becoming a problem
Any game that lets me decorate means 99.999% of my time will be perfectly lining up unique items on a shelf.
I can't tell you how much time I spent in skyrim filling baskets with jewels in player housing.
what about the mudcrab merchant, isn't it extremely loaded?
I will always examine every object and never skip any dialogue because that would be disrespectful to the characters.
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Post on Zig Forums
what video games let you post on Zig Forums? Some obscure Garry's Mod mod?
I always create a backstory to characters I play in RPGS. And I start to think like them with my inner voice. I try as much a possible to role play as them.
I constantly save games, every 30 seconds I'd say.
When I play online games I pretend to be talking to an audience and think about what kind of tips I'd give them so they can improve.
Before even downloading games I check what kind of mods I can download and go check the OST in YouTube. If I don't like them both I don't bother.
I use the photo mode to check the feet of cute girls
if a game as something to customize your character/squad I take hours deciding on what they should look like and what they bring into the team
did 280ish characters in Xcom because I didn't want any randos to show in my campaign, noet even as VIP's
>LMG/any gun with a large magazine
>shoot just a bit
>194/200
>feel a gigantic urge to reload despite the reload taking a very long time
>I always create a backstory to characters I play in RPGS
That's just good roleplaying though.
if the mission gives me any aid, say the Marines in halo i go the extra mile to make sure they all make it trough
8 go in, 8 get out no man left behind
Always rearranging the UI until its at perfect 90 degree angles with the rest of the screen
>spend ages customizing your new grunt in xcom
>he gets iced in the opening shots of his first encounter
X com taught me to never get attached to my FNGs.
Calling anyone a wallhacking nigger
Sometimes I LARP that I'm playing a completely different game. E.G. when I played Halo Reach's Campaign, sometimes I'd stop and use the Contact Beam on rocks to pretend I'm a miner.
Lean in the direction the car is turning
i'd rather have style, in weapons and armor that I like instead of optimizing my builds or min maxin
This is why all RPGs need a cosmetic slot because its amazing
I do the same thing
Pretend to talk with someone about the vidya i like.
I usually like to check corners and play tacticool and slowly on almost all fps I play, even if it doesn't make sense to play like that, like in Quake.
Do a mock Let's Play while imagining that I'm sitting with friends and adding funny comments or interesting facts about the game I'm playing.
I do this while watching movies, anime, tv shows too. Also while listening to music.
>he always gives the MC the best gear even when another party member would benefit more
If the game has a minimap you have to fill yourself, I will walk on every tile to fill out every bit of the map, random encounters be damned.
w-what?
I try to interact with every element of the environment trying to find a hidden Easter egg or secret and continually get disappointed there isn’t any since developers have gotten lazy as fuck and don't like surprises
>there is a section of the map that is impossible to clear the fog of war from because the terrain is too steep
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
i always want to 100% complete the games i buy but at some point it feels like a chore so i end up quitting the game at like 20% completion and moving onto the next one
If you sit still for too long blood pools in the lowest part of your body and can form clots that can block blood flow when you start moving again.
>Purchase coomer game
>Play two minutes and quit
>Buy another one
>Play two minutes and quit
>Repeat ad infinitum
>half the achievements are for the multiplayer that no longer exists
>Change mario's outfit all the time depending on what kingdom hes in
have you tried not being a pedophile?
seriously, you must sound like the world's most incompetent FBI agent
Tabletop Simulator has a tablet with a built in web browser, so you could shitpost on Zig Forums ingame
In GTA V i am taxi driver and my hobby is piloting helicopters. I didn't even meet Mike.
If there is ever a side quest where you have to help other NPCs like a group of soldiers I always think later on that same group of soldiers will appear to help me in battle. Even though it doesnt. Thats why I do it
When playing drakengard for the first time when I flew on the dragon I would turn a fan on the blow on my face
If a game has an unobtainable platinum I won’t play it
No way I’m letting that shit clog up my list
If you drink enough water you are safe.
If the game gives me the option to change clothes/hairstyle/etc., you can guarantee that's 90% of what I'll be doing in the game.
If im playing a ww2 game or other period setting I only like to use my factions equipment and if I cant I make sure to pick it up again before the mission ends so the CO isnt mad
>Pixel of map in a metroidvania is uncovered
any game set in modern or futuristic era I try to make my character a greaser with a heart of gold