What are y'all going to get with your free game voucher?

I'm sad I lost mine when we moved to a different state back in '91.

I can never tell if my left stick is drifting or if I'm just drunk

Are you always drunk?

So they finally admitted it?

We're getting a free game????

>y'all
>>>/twitter/

Are you not?

... only when I play switch :|

What free voucher? All they did was apologize, which seems worse than doing nothing

I have yet to deal with the drift and my switch is 2 years old

UHHH NO OBVIOUSLY NINTENDO'S PRESIDENT IS WRONG, THERE IS NO DRIFT, YOU'RE JUST USING YOUR JOYCONS INCORRECTLY!!! YOU'RE PROBABLY ABUSING THEM, AND ARE ALSO FAT! THERE'S LITERALLY NOTHING WRONG!

sony is holding his family at gunpoint. don't trust the msm lies, they have an agenda

I dont want a free game I want a new fucking joycon

Maybe, they use to give out full price games for free all the time in the Wii U era

casual detected

Yeah, everyone who gets their joycons repaired receives a free copy of Tetris 99 with their purchase of a Nintendo Switch Online subscription.

My launch joycon drifts, it’s very annoying, especially on animal crossing

replacement kit costs like 8 bucks

Same and I play my Switch daily. Only controller I've ever had a problem out of was the PS2 one with the triggers getting stuck.

I don't how grown ass adults cannot look after their shit
Your parents should have beat you more instead of replacing the controllers you threw against the wall, maybe then you would have these problems

>joycons broke
>fixed it myself

FUCK

kek

I don't even use my joycons and they drift in the dock.

hang all the deniers, the deceivers... and the world shall prosper

lol Imagine still clinging to that narrative when the fucking president of Nintendo says you're wrong. Hardcore Nintendo fanboys are mentally ill.

I never had problems desu and could never understand it... But now after 200 hours of xenoblade 2, both sticks are fucked and I can't even walk a straight line anymore

What game did you pick then Zig Forums?

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Just get a pro controller retards.

Pikmin, and a friend gave me his NSMBU code. NA had fuck all games to choose from, and he already had all of the available ones.

It's probably drifting or by design is just way too loose. A good stick should be smooth as butter when you're moving it but firm when you just have your thumb placed over it. Unless you're the Hulk there is no way you're "accidentally" causing the stick to drift just by how you're holding it, it's a hardware problem.

why are you lying? you know blatant lies like this actually discredit the bullshit message you are all trying to push right?

>Japs cave to western pressure and release bullshit PR statement for the baka gajin
>implying that means anything
are you new here?

W101.
Planning to buy it physcial on Switch.

Can't they just change the shitty sticks they use by regular fucking ones?

I've used my joycons MAYBE 10 hours total in my time owning this console, and 7 of those hours are without using the right stick. My right stick drifts.
Other than that, it's either docked or in a stand while I use the pro controller.

I chuckled

>Just get a pro controller retards.
Makes you wonder if they'll ever acknowledge that that the pro controller's d-pad is defective.

>free game voucher
where can i claim it?