Why is this roster so fucking terrible

Why is this roster so fucking terrible

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Better than MK7

Baby bullshit.

Not enough fire emblem characters

is this better for you

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Here’s your perfect Mario Kart roster bros

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>Marty
kek

>Spike
Discarded

You were filtered by Spike? Pathetic.

>the loreless, soulless virgin Mario Kart
>the fanservicing, fan-respecting, soulful Crash Team Racing

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too many GOD DAMN BABIES

and koopalings and fucking variants

where's funky kong? dixie kong? why not embrace more nintendo stuff? the DLC was a good start, splatoon and zelda, but that needs to be the standard. when goddamn baby versions of characters are their selling point its a sign mario ain't got shit to keep this series going new content wise

This is the one thing crashshit has over mario kart.

Crash is making soiface

>Mario x4
>Luigi x2
>Peach x4
>Daisy x2
>Rosalina x2
>Bowser kids x8
>Crossover fuckers x6
Why is this allowed?

>even they can't escape baby shit
lmao

The fucking babies and the 7 Koopa brothers (or whatever the fuck their names are) should be exterminated

>too many fucking varints!
>where's funky kong? dixie kong?
Lol

> why not embrace more nintendo stuff? the DLC was a good start, splatoon and zelda, but that needs to be the standard.
Fuck off smashfag. Mario Kart doesn’t need more non-mario shit clogging up its content. It just needs less babies. Go for more actually good Mario Characters instead of adding more bland protags and default 1-1 areas from other franchises to use as tracks.

Why are you counting the koopalings as the babies? That’s like counting Mario luigi wario and waluigi as the same shit.

MK is fucking boring if you're good at it.

It's a childrens' game. Why do you care?

>obj_motherfucker

Please get babies out of kart racers. Who likes the babies?

>people complain that Rilla Roo is too ugly
>instead of just fixing him, they make an entirely new character called Fixed Rilla Roo
this shit is so funny

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False

Baby Mario and Luigi should stay because they’re actual staple characters. The rest should be axed though.
Same with Metal Mario. He can stay, but PGP should be axed.

shy guy bros where we at?

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Does Mario Tennis Aces have the best spin-off roster?

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>a fucking box

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>Crash
>fans
Crash "fans" are not people

So far, Mario Kart Tour has added Pauline, Peachette, Ice Mario, Monty Mole, Hammer Bro (and skins), and Dixie Kong. And has readded Diddy Kong, Birdo, and Funky Kong. Would these + all the tour costumes be good enough for 9?

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RIZU

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Not really. We still need Petey and a few mario characters new to Odyssey like Madame brood, cappy or someone like Glydon.

because it has all those characters in the baby mario row plus tanooki mario and cat peach

How is this the same company that made TLOU2? How.

>>the fucking crate.

>koopalings bad
let me guess, they're rpgfags?