We got too cocky cyberbros

we got too cocky cyberbros

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Hi user, you having a good day today?

I feel like so-called "gamers" nowadays enjoy the hype train experience more than playing actual games. This game won't be out for months right? I feel like I've been hearing about this thing and about how great/awful it is for years now.

oh look a fake news

Im still buying cyberpunk2077

Don't care. I'm still buying Cyberpunk 2077.

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is this what mental illness looks like?

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Probably. Still buying Cyberpunk 2077 though.

i'm still buying cyberpunk and i'm still masturbating to cuck porn. you can't stop me

enjoy

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No, it looks like this post, which is fake to begin with.

still buying cyberpunk 2077 though

Funny edit. Still buying it though.

*SLURRRRP*

>it doesn't matter that it has microtransactions despite being a $60 game
>it doesn't matter that the protagonist is always a smug Josh Whedon quipfag
>it doesn't matter that the map is tiny
>it doesn't matter that you can travel across the map in 3 and a half minutes
>it doesn't need to have good music
>it doesn't matter that all the artists on the soundtrack are Zoomercore garbage
>it doesn't need to not have degenerate anti-white american zoomer pandering artists
>it doesnt matter that the music has shitty mumble rap in it
>it doesn't matter that it gets delayed again after being in development for 7 years
>it doesn't need to have massive crowds of people
>it doesn't matter that the devs aren't even at their offices anymore to work on the fucking game
>it doesn't matter that FemV is even uglier now
>IT DOESN'T MATTER THAT IT WAS DELAYED AGAIN LMAO
>it doesn't matter if they ban their community for expressing concern on political bias' influences
>it doesn't matter that the city is almost completely empty
>it doesn't matter that the map is 1/4th made of solar panels
>it doesn't matter that the map is 1/4th made of water
>it doesn't matter that you can't swim
>it doesn't matter there are no boats to traverse water meaning the map is EVEN SMALLER than it appears
>it doesn't matter that they removed techie perk tree
>it doesn't matter that you can't control the spiderbots
>it doesn't matter that the melee combat is dogshit
>it doesn't matter that they removed wardrobes
>it doesn't matter that they removed different body types
>it doesn't matter that they removed car customization
>it doesn't matter that they removed trains and subways travel system
>it doesn't matter that they removed wallrunning
WE ARE NOW HERE
>it doesn't need dynamic weather systems
>it doesn't need to have a branching story
>it doesn't need to have substance
>it doesn't need to have character customization
>it doesn't need SLURRP shazamposting

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its fake

wtf like only one city and every block is gonna be the same? I should have bought tlou2 instead

Man, part of me is legit starting to wonder if there's a smear campaign going on just because it's surreal how much bad shit is coming out about this game.

>its another "Discord trannies shitpost on Zig Forums" episode

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Thanks. Have fun with it.

>I don't give a fuck
Is missing *SLURRP*

Cyberpunk thread reveals copy pasted fictional news articles. Interview with local user declares it to be "fake" and "gay".

I love how they posted what looks like a picture of San Francisco in 2009 with a Blade Runner quote on their twitter. I can’t believe these retards think that a screenshot of the Terminator police chase scene is Cyberpunk. Reminder that that movie took place in 1984, bot 2077.

>we need our cybercar interior to look more cyberpunk
>yanks out airbag exposing metal frame and airbag wires
>thats the futuristic look we're going for!

Kek, how could anyone be into this brainlet trash

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its the future. who the fuck uses airbags anymore

Will this game release on Nintendo Switch? Trying to decide which shitposting tribe to join...

why would they stop using airbags if they don't have anything to replace them?

Stripping out security features to provide a cheaper product is unironically the sort of thing you'd see happening in a corporate-run dystopia.

in the future noone cares about your personal safety unless you pay. they removed it to reduce production costs.

I doubt this is what the art team had in mind but you're right so this one is at least tolerable.

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>CDPR development team staff size: 103

>lead designer: 1
>project manager: 1
>lead writer: 1
>writers: 20
>writing assistants: 10
>diversity consultants: 7
>cultural specialists: 2
>LGBT affiliates: 37
>Muslim interfaith liaisons: 5
>hair dye specialists: 2
>dilation station maintenance team: 2
>modelers: 2
>lead programmer: 1
>programmers: 2
>programming team's crunch time stimulant dealer: 1
>quality assurance: 2 (paid in pirogi and vitamin bars)
>security detail: 6
>body disposal: 1 (also does music/sfx)

Based. Just preordered another copy to dab on the haters.

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Hearty kek

I'm already bored and this game is already a flop.

>During it is development

??????

Fuck dude at least fix the grammar in this abomination before you post it again

isn't the car the guy is stealing supposed to be from a rich chinese dude? even if poor people buy cars without airbags why would he buy an expensive car and not buy an airbag to prevent his own death?