RTCW's Elite Guard

*heel clicking intensifies*

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>Giving soldiers uncomfortable high heels
Thats why nazis lost war

*pulse intensifies*

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>tfw no Elite Guard boobies to bury your face on

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>install the mod which makes them half naked
>spy through the scope and have the wank of my life

Simpler times.

I grew up with this and still fap to these Nazi bitches to this day.

Imagine turning this woman into a zombie rather than making her your wife. Was it autism?

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>Heinrich's shriveled zombie dick

Probably just incel rage.

based

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god i wish this were me rn

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Yes, I also often wish I were dead.

I still think this has to be the sexiest model out of them all in-game (especially when you see that their asses are also semi-exposed).

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How did paratropers hid their huge boners so they wont notice?

kek

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Built for big slav cock.

I always liked how some of them did the \m/ sign when they died. Pretty metal.

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This game was so damn good, lads. I'm going to play it again.

100%

I do no-death runs all the time, good fun.

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Me on the left

were there any mods that ported the console exclusive stuff to pc?

You can tell the guys who made this game had fun designing them.

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I've seen some recent vids showing ports of the X-shepherd that look very good. I hope the next RealRTCW update includes them in.

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>2:59
Wtf, I've never heard that soundtrack before.

console exclusive

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Nice

>nazis were (...) sometimes good sometimes extremely horrific

Name a better track in the game.

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The one that kicks in when the Paratroopers drop down

best level in the entire game

Noticed that too lel

does RTCW play fine on modern machines? do I need a fan made patch before playing the steam version?

I just need it to be in widescreen

truth, and also the two prior levels are pretty damn solid and action packed. The rifle is bugged sometimes on Radar, though. It'll misfire if you're trying to rifle down the batallion of 15 soldiers that come running toward you near the beginning.

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It plays during installation.

Yeah, for widescreen, I would suggest ioRTCW. There's also Knightmare's patch, but it's no longer maintained. ioRTCW is a really simple install, you just extract everything to the "Return to Castle Wolfenstein" folder and then open up the ioWolfSP one.

Once you do that, there's all kinds of resolutions to choose from in the options. By default, everything will be stretched looking on widescreen, so to make it look better, type the following command into the console when in-game:

/cg_fixedaspect 2

I'll reply to this with an example of how it looks by default and how it looks after the above command is used.

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