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write a modern Gex joke.

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Reckful? More like fully rekt.

!!!!

Fucking lol.

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Gex is sexy. Would fuck.

"What a fucking nigger!"
Bros, how did they get away with it?

fpbp

Modern movies are so shit tho and not quotable at all. Gex his whole thing is movie jokes.

"somebody's been a naughty dog. i'm guessing your real name is neil druckmann."

Normal words, but a gecko guy.

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put me in the screencap

>"Castle full of possessed dolls? Guess the devs thought there is Nobeta spooky level than this."

"trans rights are human rights"

Pop-culture film and contemporary TV. Gex genuinely wouldn't have a lot to work with in the TV department nowadays, he'd probably get a game about the internet and memes or Youtube content. We'd get Annoying Orange and Ray WIlliam Johnson jokes, and an offhand mention of Youtube Poop.

>wow, this reminds me of the time i went to the mandalay bay that one october night
>wow, this reminds me of the time i went to an eagles of death metal concert at paris that november

Gexy

>listens to the timer
>wow, i thought this was the tiktok app

>"Remember Etika?... No?... Anyone?"

>"It's the police. Help! I can't breathe!"

>american Enter the Gecko has generic wacky stand-up-comedian Gex voice
>european Enter the Gecko has smooth, sophisticated and sarcastic Gex voice
I pity american players for not playing the best version

Who the hell is Joe Piscopo?

They've both got their strengths, I like the American delivery better on some things but the European voice is better in general

>"Now THERE'S a big guy...for you."
>"Is your game crashed...with no survivors?"
>"Do you feel in charge, mister big guy?"

imagine a gex footjob haha

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>"My flight plan lists me, my men, Dr. Tastyfly here, but only ONE of YOU. First one to talk gets to stay on my tailcraft"

Dana Gould is better

only good reply

He looks like he fucks human women

"Green Lives Matter buddy"

Nigger

"This level is darker than the streets of Minneapolis"

>Enter the Pandemic Movie Channel
>*cough* *cough* I CAN'T BREATHE! *cough* *cough*

"trans rights, humans left"