Pick one, and only one Zig Forums.
Pick one, and only one Zig Forums
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Midna
Midna no question
Shortstack imp gf
if i fuck Shantae her magic pussy juices are going to give me a magical penis?
No, but your pubic hair might become indestructible.
fp&spbp
BIG
Its between Midna and Rouge for me. I like Rouge as a character more, but my dick likes Midna more than Rouge.
Rouge, all 3'5" of her.
I... I can't
Midna. How is this even a contest?
>pick Shantae
>use genie powers to wish I had all four
Not fooling me, OP
you're...you're a genius.
Raboot.
I almost picked the fuckin' bat, holy shit I bow to you
Zero suit samus.
>Someone finally put that screaming noise in my head into a tangible video
Every true shortstack lover hears this in their head constantly.
Shantae, but only because she's a genie and has to do what I tell her, including all my weird fetishes. Or more appropriately, I'd just build a mansion and she would be subjected to them while she thinks she's on a mission to rescue someone. The naivete makes it cute and sexy
Rouge, I can fap with Midna porn pics, but Rouge barely has quality ones
too bad she's half genie and can only use transformation magic and not grant wishes.
my queen midna
Rouge for sure.
shantaw or the witch
>transformation magic
You said it.
>mfw Zig Forums is full of midna fags.
Thecon
As a lolicon I'm gonna have to go with bottom right.
Midna no doubt, but Rouge is a close second.
midna.
easy.
I'm not a furry, but out of those, Rouge has stolen the most nuts from me.
>I'm not a furry but-
EVERY.
TIME.
I'll take Rouge dressed as Sorceress and Midna dressed as Shantae
none because i am content without worshipping virtual women
Rouge looks like she only fucks human men
still choose midna
Shantae. She can transform into the other 3.
It's the truth. Tbh anthro characters aren't bad, especially when artists give them nice thicc proportions, it's the modern furry designs and the culture that I really hate. Sparklewolves and shit.
They should really come up with a different term for it, so this same conversation doesn't have to repeat every time
I consider anthropomorphic characters from vidya and shit to be "anthro" as opposed to the other shit which is "furry", but obviously that's just my personal definition and there's a lot of overlap anyways.
Really wish it wasn't so connected, I just want to fap to Rouge without being considered a furry degenerate.
I mean they were made to be attractive and you're attracted to the human like traits, so I don't see the problem.
I don't either, but we both know that certain people can't seem to see the distinction
Exactly. I'm not into that "feral" shit and if the character looked too much like an actual animal it would weird me out. But cartoony anthro chicks can be hot.
True form Midna > Shitty imp Midna
Hmofa is woven into our genes