Game has birbs

maybe what it gets fed in case of failure isn't as tasty

>Bird is smarter then a game journalist

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Have game journalists ever recovered from this?

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birds are advanced enough to expend energy for the lulz
like making it look like they've hidden some food so newfag birds spend a lot of time digging for something that isn't there
they are more advanced than an average Zig Forumsirgin

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crows can memorize human faces
crows can hold grudges
crows can use tools

>unexpected error
>rebooting

Doesn't japan have crows that find yen coins and use them in vending machines since they figure out how they work?

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>crows can hold grudges
that's not the worst part, the worst part is that they can communicate that grudge with the rest of crows WHILE YOU ARE AWAY and then the crows will attack you while that crow is somewhere else doing crow business

Death to birds. Nigga.

I thought it broke it's own neck and killed itself for a moment

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Crows are the dwarfs from warhammer

>Game has dinosaur birds

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fun fact
New York City is home to the largest wild population of peregrine falcons in the world.

So they form a hitman group? Fuck that I'd wear a mask if I knew those birds recognized my face and were ready to jump me at any moment

>game has forced stealth section

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I've always wondered what would happen if you treated one crow like shit and fed the other crow and then placed them together into another control group
would they form pro- and anti-user factions and start throwing gang signs?

how
sure there's probably a fuckton of rats and pigeons to feed on but that's gotta be too busy for them to be safe

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>Fuck that I'd wear a mask
funnily enough that's how they found out about this behaviour. the guy pissing off the crows was wearing a Nixon mask iirc.
They also proved the crows could hold this grudge for generations. Passed down from parent to child.

>NOW YOU FUCKED UP
>YOU FUCKED UP NOW

Odds are it has brain damage and is now unsuited to survive.

If they're so advanced then why aren't we taking over the video game industry already? Not that they care or anything but there's a lack of birb video games in the medium.

Their natural habitat is sheer cliffs, and there are millions of sky rats in NYC.
Nothing else flies in the city canyons.

I wanna fuck that bird

BONK

BANTI

because publishers bow to corvids
you can't make a video game without passing the bird council

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no. the recent spongebob clip shows they never recovered.

>*dabs on you*

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BIG FAT BIRD TALONS

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>birb is hot

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>I have a stick, bitches love sticks
>oh shit is that a bigger stick
>AND some food on top of it? aw yiss

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They probably reinforce the problem solving behavior with a better reward for trying vs doing nothing.

I AM THE GOD OF HELLFIRE

>Has science gone too far?

Oh no

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Horses > birds.
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>anal only, please
as opposed to what? birds only have cloacas

Fun fact: cockatoos have a life expectancy of 90 years. Birds don't physically age like we do, they're immune to cancer and their vision is so much better than ours that they can see ultraviolet.

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Life expectancy in the wild of 90 years? if so that shit is bananas.

bees can see ultraviolet light and they barely have eyes.

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Imagine they have a grudge on you.
Now imagine they learn how to use fire.
They will burn down your fucking house!

>Horse jumps on chicken (MUST SEE)
Do Americans really?

>birds aren't friendly in the game

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>romance birb?

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If you believe that one post, yes

>birb matrix

>Game has bird bro

>birb
>borger
>doggo
>pupper

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that user that started the crow war in his parking lot by being nice to some and a dick to others?

>The Dammaz Krow

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Yes

BASED
FUCK JANNIES

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Some birds have a higher life expectancy in the wild but that expectancy is for cockatoos in captivity. Imagine getting a pet bird and it becomes your fucking family heirloom lmao.

Birds see a much larger spectrum than we do, not only they see the full spectrum of light we see, the also see ultraviolet which means they see way more colors than we can possibly imagine.

that's a frickin dinosaur

>Now imagine they learn how to use fire.
>he doesn't know
I remember reading about some birds specifically hoarding glass shards and dropping them in one place until they aligned in a way that focused sunlight on a patch of grass until it caught fire
thankfully the home owner was there to put out the fire, otherwise he'd be fucked
DO NOT FUCK WITH BIRDS

>Oh fuck play it chill