Thinking about getting into the smash bros scene!

Thinking about getting into the smash bros scene!
Any tips for a newbie?

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Don't get caught while molesting kids.

Bring a condom and chloroform

Take a shower and smell clean, you'll beat all of the Smash players that way

Don't bother playing any of the games besides Melee. They're all dumpster fires and the devs don't understand how to make a competent game.

Don't say anything that could be interpreted as transphobic. I'm facing a permanent ban for something i said 5 years ago, that the person in question has even forgotten.
I'm not even transphobic btw. My local scene has just gone off the deepend.

If you start World of Light, start on Super Easy Mode. That is perfect for newcomers. Also for the bosses, make sure you know how to dodge when they have their strongest attacks ready

shower
don't mess with kids
don''t practice with CPUs

Don't interact with any chick ever and don't diddle minors. Also play melee.

Someone send this image to Sakurai.

Melee is shit

Melee = SHIT > rest of the smash games

I see.

Shower please, meleestinky

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so only talk to white adult males?
that sounds kinda gay

Never follow a predator to a second location.
Never attend an event without at least one other person as a witness. Preferably two.
Play Lucina, even if you don't wind up maining her, because she teaches important fundamentals of spacing, poking, edgeguarding, and pivot BAir, which are essential tools for every character.
Learn to pivot.

Find a minor to cuddle

I do all this all the time but I just never sexually proposition any of them or use any slurs, it’s way easier

Be sure to no way fag everything underage and play zoning againts people that look like creeps.

It’s still better

what's this about avoiding Blacks?

Black smashers are safe af.

Don't fuck children.

run nigga

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Literally just this, look on smash.gg and search for tournament by location. You won't find much right now, but when stuff starts opening up in your region it's literally just signing up and showing up to the place with a controller.

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Alternatively, watch out for predators.

can this laptop melee on dolphin?

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I dunno, download it and try it out

>integrated graphics
>i5
Uhhhh maybe? Just try it out

where do I download it?
also what gamecube controller converter should I use?

I used to be ranked in my state but I never even touched Ultimate and don’t know SHIT about it and it’s weird as fuck to be out of the loop, I don’t even know what characters are good

What’s the state of the game these days? Kiddy diddling aside.

Yeah, that's how it be though.

t. White guy that has never seriously played a fighting game in his life

Isin‘t smash that Game that only pedos play?
Why would you want to become a pedo?

Ultimate was a real growing pain. I'm fine with it now, but I almost quit Ultimate in the first month.

Esam got cancelled for saying nigga to his black friend who had given him a N-pass

>t.nigger

google slippi and melee 1.02 iso correct hash,

Bathe

Pretty sure esam still around

joke's on you, he wants to play smash because he already is a pedo

play another game
seriously