Looks like kino is back on the menu, boiz
Looks like kino is back on the menu, boiz
>the retards that made s3
Oh no no no no
Nah, every fishing pole must have a bait
1) Male protagonist
2) White female love interest Of course she is ghe overcompetent strong 50kg whaman that saves him from shitty situation (Sarah from the bos)
The rest is quite accurate, I expect gays and poc in suspiciously high quantity on the "good" side
Also toxic white males abusing and profiting off sex slavery
The "good" raiders will be also led by a black man
Enclave, BoS and Raiders have been diverse since the pre-Bethesda games and still were in 3 and up.
Almost all this applies to your precious New Vegas, fag
>Female courier
>Rexmeat
>White raiders
>White Enclave
>Lesbians in Brotherhood of Steel
>Deathclaw right outside Goodsprings in Sloan
>Caesar is white male
>Veronica/Christine
Only one that doesn't fit is a gay black guy, but Arcade is gay so good enough
>Only one that doesn't fit is a gay black guy,
Ulyssey's wanted the Courier's dick
shit, don't tell me season 3 sucks. I'm enjoying the shit out of season 2 so far. Ed Harris is my waifu.
This is fucking great news. I always wanted a TV series in the Fallout universe.
They probably will seriously fuck it up though. I hope it gets a big budget at least.
It will be shit, just like FO4 and 76
>he thinks Zig Forumsniggers actually play the games they feign outrage about.
u silly boy
It's going to suck, don't get hyped. You know it'll be some Walking Dead bullshit taking place the day the bombs dropped and be about a lone or group of survivors and HUMANS ARE THE REAL MONSTERS where most of every episode is them standing around talking about drama bullshit
>Fallout TV show
>Amazon
I’m thinking shit tier
Westworld was retarded from season 1, only redeemable part of the show was Anthony Hopkins.
Oh boy, I can't wait for more "robots are real human beans" schlock.
And heres the real kicker. It won't even have that fallout feel too it I bet. Probably will look like The Walking Dead, just replace zombies with super mutants.
I am not hype, but I remain interested until they show the trailer to be pozzed as fuck.
White humans being racist towards law abiding super mutants
I 100% guarantee that the main character is going to be a black woman, who is probably a lesbian.
That what gets you off, Nancy?
>So we're incredibly excited to partner with Todd Howard and the rest of the brilliant lunatics at Bethesda to bring this massive, subversive, and darkly funny universe to life with Amazon Studios."
>SUBVERSIVE
>SUBVERSIVE
>SUBVERSIVE
Amazon saved The Expanse from dying and did a good job with season 4.
>but it was bad
The book was also one of the weakest so they did a good adaption all things considered.
I'm willing to give them a chance here.
Where are the black Enclave members in 2?
Krank Hoeagain
cant wait for the peek crinj
real question is whether it's going to be less or more shitty than the witcher series
Yes i sure do love videogames alright can't wait to play the next big game aww shucks it's all just tv series and games made for YouTubers to make bank
oj vey, shut it down!
>annoying robot companion or friend of someone, designed to sell merchandise
>mr handy, protectron, sentry bot etc
Only first season was great, BrBa tier great.
They've lost the touch in S2 and 3.
if it was based on New Vegas it could be potential kino, but it obviously won't be
>Amazon
It's shit
based Bazos dabbing on peasants and basedcialists
>where most of every episode is them standing around talking about drama bullshit
This. It's most likely going to be basic human drama with an uninspired "wasteland" setting and the occasional mutant/creature showing up only to move the story along.
>Oh boy, I can't wait for more "robots are real human beans" schlock.
My bet is it's going to loosely use FO4's Synth plot as a base.
>"freedom fighters" on a mission to free Synths (there will definitely be some branch of The Railroad)
>Some non-subtle shit about racism
>No elaborate costumes or heavy CGI outside of the occasional creature to waste budget on
>Easy, predictable story twists "He/she was a Synth all along", "We've got a spy"
Also:
>BoS are simplified to nothing more than tech-hoarding bigots, with no further elaboration
>A BoS defector fed up with said bigotry joins the team
>Strong female takes down a Deathclaw single handedly, probably in said power armor
>A ghoul or two will join the group and at least one will turn feral
>Someone will, at some point, be captured by Raiders
>An "uneasy alliance" with at least one Raider
>A story about drug addiction (probably Jet)
>None or barely any mention of the true purpose of Vault-Tec or Vaults
>Revival of the Enclave when story ideas start to dry up
>Enclave is behind everything (Bonus if Trump started the Enclave after he nuked the world)
>China is never mentioned
>Nuka-Cola everywhere
>Some real world product placement
>A bunch of out of place shit and characters across different games will show up
>A bunch of retcons to justify said bullshit
>Pipe weapons
And the worst part of all:
>Todd is involved so it will be considered canon