Nothing like a good sip of water after a long gaming session

Nothing like a good sip of water after a long gaming session

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good goy keep that parathyroid hormone up and die earlier

Haven't drank water in like 5 years, it makes me feel like puking immediately

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What do you drink then, dumb frogposter?

tea coffee gatorade and milk

Gravy, cream cheese, and orange arrows.

Not sure if retarded or just pretending.

Who needs crummy water when you can have pokemon creatures?

I prefer green tea and coffee to water myself. but water is easily 3rd

Room temperature water is the devil, chilled or nothing.

The only thing more than frog reditors are those who engage with them, newfag.

You are fucked

But all of those are water with things in it.

why do amermutts buy bottled water?
is there no other water to drink?

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American tap water is poisonous lol

And rainwater is owned by Nestle.

we literally have some of the best tap water on the planet though, every study shows that
>inb4 flint
huge outlier

lol

>EVERY study shows that
>ZERO studies linked
This is your brain on American tap water

>plastic bottles
No thanks. I've got my water in an insulated stainless steel bottle so it stays cool all day.

Imagine not living in a land known for its thousands of lakes and not having god tier tap water

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The studies are written in American not third world taco talk so you wouldnt understand them anyways

Hydro niggas

>No... Someone online criticized the burger kingdom... It MUST be on of the fiendish M*xicans!
Brain rot

Based water drinkers. I can't remember the last time I ever had a shitty soda.

>backpedaling
figures

I cannot fucking imagine ANYONE from ANY country actually drinking from the fucking tap. Why would you want to do this? Do you unironically trust your Jewish governments that much?

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Hows those heavy metals and Russian Feces taste?

That better fucking be mineral water.

cope

i do, because it's better to trust the jewish conglomerate selling you bottled water right ?

I'd reply that not everything is a global jewish conspiracy but I know you won't be reasoned with

Unironically this though. All first world governments want you dead, tranny'd, beta'd, and or autism'd. They are untouchable and do not give a single shit about your health.
Then there's the people dumping shit into the water supply. Understand this, user. Whatever you think the average level of intelligence is among the human race, the majority of people are actually far below it.
Either get your own source of water, or just buy seltzer water, bro.

Yeah I doubt it my Israeli vassal friend

any water or just tap water?

>seltzer water
what's your favorite one user?

I don't have a favorite brand, but I usually go with orange or lemon/lime flavored seltzer water. Shit's great.

Bros, I ran out of coke for my rum. Do you think mountain dew energized will work as a substitute?

No but freshly squeezed jizz form your tranny girlfriend works as a substitute

just get a housewide reverse osmosis filter

Do you people not have refrigerators?

That wouldn't mix with the rum, so I'll have to try something else.