Zig Forums forms a ragtag party and sets off on a grand adventure in a fantasy game world

I have two swords here, dual wield time

Imagine having to walk across all those shitholes, Jesus Christ.

It's You, proportionally within the context of a general medieval fantasy game world. So if you're a gym monkey you'd be an STR or quality build, If you're a smart permavirgin you'd be an INTie etc

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I'm a pretty good cook, homebrewer, "MacGyverer", and lastly a trained marksman.
Coming to think of it, all of those are just problem solving, basically. Different solutions to different sorta problems, but yeah.

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I possess approximate knowledge on many things. All of these things are not relevant to anything we'll encounter on our journey.

>user is having fun in thread
>must be reddit
>better shit on the floor and make loud noises
you need to be 18 years or older to use this site.

i would be a literal barbarian
im strong but also autistic

Shit I have autism and average stats in everything.

I play the flute. We can form a jazz duo.

shitty archer
im not gonna engage anything in melee unless i have to because thats stupid
i have never fired a bow before so i will be relying on luck to shoot shit

Guess I'm a bard

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Trickster cook i guess. I talk people out of hurting themselves for a living, and can cook pretty decently

Born leader

Could be worse.
It could be some nigger screaming about how it's "not videogames".

pick a race

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damnit

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>Porn, anime shit, politics and jaded posting
tranny jannies: I sleep
>wholesome class/race/RP threads clearly based on gaming conventions/mechanics
tranny jannies: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE NOT GAMES DELETE DELETE DELETE

This happens too often

I take it youre the monkey class

I miss playing pen & paper with my buddies ;_;

i always wanted to do this
but i dont have time to make it a consistent thing
i even got invited once but i just couldnt fit it into my work schedule mfw

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I would be druid or something like that. Im friend with animals and animas are friends with me.

You could always take up a freelance profession and thus have all the time in the world to do your shit.

I can cook food relatively decently.

I would be the master of 'Unintentional bullshit'. Pulling a constant ass pull & somehow getting lucky. Think how you get a Nat 20 for a really stupid action. That fucking idiot who outsmarts his opponent because they never expected me to do something so dumb in the first place.

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I would be a sorcerer who doesn't know shit for spells and just screams, trying to get a firebolt off.
im autistic

i install gentoo

a sorceror doesnt need to know anything about magic in order to cast it
its an inborn abillity for them

>people try to do fun communal shit that carries the spirit of video game mechanics and conventions in it
>jannies shit on it and tell it to fuck off and die, causing people to not want to do those kinds of things anymore
>literal coomer threads dedicated to people wanting to bust fat nuts to softcore porn and various other shit
>mods either leave deleting it until the last minute or just don't bother at all, thereby indirectly encouraging the spread of vaguely vidya related porn threads, shit political threads and all kinds of other trash
life is unfair sometimes

Kinda wish there was an actual game RPG maker type game based on this with stupid meme enemies

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I'm an ideas guy

Geology. I can identify rocks.

Read the fucking book it says "SPELLS KNOWN". They don't know them like a wizard, but they know them intuitively. You don't get all the spells you want per level. I was referring to the fact thats sorcerers get almost no SPELLS KNOWN because WotC fucking hates them

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I can run fast and far, I am a skelly so I don't need food, I have the ability to piss people off because they are retards and I am a virgin. That would probably make me a Dark Mage?

>Go to the Lands of Kingdom Reddita and stay there
Was funny until this part.