Tried for murder multiple times

the most unbelievable thing about these games is that phoenix hasnt been assassinated yet.

DeKiller probably bribed the other existing assassins to stay off wright as thanks for letting him know Matt could screw him at any time

Based as fuck.

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U-unf.

Serious and important question.
Is Phoenix virgin?

that's what pearl is for

He should be dead and dumped in a ditch by the end of AA1 alone honestly
>jailed a mob boss, a corrupt information broker with criminal connections, a corrupt prosecutor and a corrupt police chief

It's not the fact that Nick will pull out a rubber chicken and claim it'll help with the trial and the judge just fucking goes with it?

based and totally canonpilled

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Does this mean Edgey is for Fran and Maya is for Larry?

Nah, he fucked Iris.

>no visible girl feet in the pic
into the trash it goes

Sure. Think of all the murders a Maya-Larry child would naturally attract, Phoenix would be set for life just off of the work from him/her alone.

But they only hold hands and she is in jail now.

>college sweethearts
>not doing it like wild rabbits every chance they get
And she must be out of prison by now.

>tazed with the highest voltage and only took a nap
>Whipped by leather but is used to it, kind of likes it
>scalding hot coffee thrown at him and he brushes it off like it’s nothing
>can smash down a thick wooden door that takes 2 people to open
>took around a 50 ft drop into a raging ice cold river that makes everything that falls into it disappear and only had a runny nose
>hit by a car and launched 20 ft in the air into a pole and only sprained his leg
>ain’t scared of shit, only gets more confident and smug in the face of danger
Good luck killing this absolute unit.

Trucy would've mentioned her if they were together now, Phoenix has no reason to hide it either
He liked Iris back when he was a thirsty fuck teenager, doesn't really make sense that he'd still be into her in that way now when he's so different

This, phoenix is an actual gigachad, he just doesn't look like it.
The man is nigh-invincible. If you tried to shoot him the bullet would probably ping off his badge or something.

Well, she might be still in prison or everything is just happening off screen. Third game's ending made it perfectly clear they're still attracted to each other, though.

Iris mentioned that he visits him and that Pearl beats him up for looking at her, yeah
Pearl did that pretty much every time Phoenix spoke with a chick in the trilogy though

Someone post that case rankings list picture again

>shipper furiously ships guy with girl
>shipper ending up with said guy instead
Would this count as a type of NTR?