Tfw no gf

>tfw no gf

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Yeah, horrible huh? Think about all that free time you have, and money you save by being alone.

Video games?

>tfw gf

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>don't have free time and money with a gf
but the amount of money I have has increased and I get to spend my free time with some I like, maybe don't date dumb money grubbing whores user

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+ direct control of your life
its a double edge sword

hit the gym
shave your head
check out r/malefashionadvice

fat
balding
wear graphic t-shirts

still got a gf

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do nofap
make a dating account
farm exp from low level mobs

>start from 0 at 30yo
>19m2 under roofs, poor light, shitty neighboors
>realised I been abused as a kid
>fall in love with psychologist
>old cat is getting older and sick
>anxiety growing despite making progress overall

If I had a GF I doubt I could even allow myself to be happy atm

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You hit the GYM HARD, while Chad eats pizza

Girls look at your gymcel body and think "ewww what a try hard" while they look at the chad and think "i love him, he just does what he wants, not even concerned about the whole bodybuilding thing".

Chad STILL looks INFINITELY better than you because of his GENETICALLY DETERMINED HEIGHT, FRAME and FACE.

Women are getting more and more choice and validation and its either CHAD or NOTHING

Why haven't you gymcels learnt yet?

It's either ALPHA GENETICS, or BETA RESULTS.

Face it, face is EVERYTHING. HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME are literally ALL that matter.

>i'd like you if you were more muscular!
SAID LITERALLY NO WOMAN EVER. LMFAO.

Gymcels are so fucking stupid, seriously.

You can gymcel your ENTIRE LIFE but it won't change these SET IN STONE, GENETIC factors that MATTER THE MOST. Really the only way working out will make you look better is if you're already overweight and losing weight reveals previously hidden cheekbones/jawline, and therefore improves your FACE. Thinking women like guys with autistic bulging muscles is stupid as FUCK.

STATUS and MONEY may make women want to DATE you, but literally the ONLY THING that matters in terms of SEXUAL ATTRACTION are ALPHA LOOKS which means a good HEIGHT, FACE and FRAME.

Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks. Chad stands in the corner of the room and says nothing. Women go crazy over how "mysterious" he is. You do the same and they call the police.

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if you're getting Zig Forums for a girl then you've already failed and holy fucking shit GO BACK

>tfw GF and job so no time for vidya

don't worry anons, don't listen to people like this. people who think alphas and betas are real are probably the most pathetic and insecure people on earth. self improve for yourself and only yourself, so keep liftin, who cares what you look like. if you get a gf, it's just a cherry on top of life, personally i dont even like cherries they taste kinda bad. keep your heads up anons, keep lifting, and this isn't video games

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I had a dream a few nights ago
>back at college
>go to the football field where the cheerleaders are practicing
>jump onto the field, rip off my clothes and begin furiously masturbating
>they flee in horror and I'm crushed by a falling object
I'm extremely sexually repressed and I've had a fetish for cheerleaders since I was a kid. I think I have an unconscious desire to go berserk in front of a group of hot cheerleaders. IRL I'm terrified of looking at women. I commission erotica on Fiverr of a shy, awkward guy who finds himself getting jerked off by cheerleaders because I know I'll never have a girlfriend.

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the issue isn't getting a gf, it's getting a nerd gf who is stable and not mentally ill

are you stable and not mentally ill

Biggest chads I know are ugly af but reap all the pussy with their charisma

>Oh, and as for personality, just fucking LOL. Personality is just another word for looks.
100% absolutely wrong.

why is it impossible to escape depression
like "doing things" is the cure for depression
yet depression makes doing things impossible

>Have GF
>Have sexual trauma
>Can't consistently cum in her and have gotten soft a few times
>She's understanding and caring but I just wanna be good for her
Fuck bros it hurts. I wish I could be better for her but instead she gets the damaged goods version of me that cries from barely anything and can't even make his dick work

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for the most part, unless you consider liking videogames an illness

Get a trap gf bros

Everyone and their mom can get a gf nowadays. Their a dime a dozen. Only true alphas and chads can pull a trap gf(male)
Be an alpha

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>sexual Trauma
care to elaborate?

fuck off

Work hard and make progresses. That's all that matter and if she's a cool girl she'll notice it.

Trust that shes going to leave you for some big dicked black dude. If she hasnt already.

no

>tfw tried to have a GF but I'm too autistically uncomfortable with physical contact/super close proximity to ever make an intimate relationship work
>tfw the only time I've ever been able to get over this issue was when I briefly fooled around with my older sister
Christ I'm fucked

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I wish I wasn't a virgin

Ex GF was abusive and I was already so uncomfortable being around her by the time we started having sex that I did stuff I didn't want to cause I was scared of saying no to her, went on like that for half a year

>he fell for the trap meme
Traps only exist in anime because the artist has the freedom to draw an anime girl and call it a boy.

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sounds like you dont want a trap gf

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Should be:
>tfw no sex

couldn't give less of a fuck about the drama part that goes with a woman.

someone post the "normies dont have to try" pic

Is 22 too late to try and lose your v card?

im 21 bro...

>posts an ugly tranny
Everytime

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>that facial structure
>those eyebrows
That's a man in every aspect and, no matter how much you call it a "trap", it won't make you less of a faggot for being attracted to that atrocity. You fell for the trap meme and now you're attracted to men.

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>roasties wanting in on the trap game
pffft

I have never been able to keep up going to the gym for more than a month and I’ve had 3 gfs. I’ve also never shaved my head (not quite sure what the point of that advice is).

Getting someone to date you really isn’t very hard if you already get on well. And if you don’t get on well then why would you want to date them anyway?

Every single piece of advice you gave was bad. Congratulations.

Thank you user for kind words :)

no traps will EVER look naturally as good as a 6/10 girl

>true alphas and chads
its not hard to go on grindr and take advantage of emotionally unstable men

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Trapfags are the ultimate simps so it makes sense.

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based fiddy
I AM INTO HAVING SEX I AINT INTO MAKING LOVE

This

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I was in a late nite Tali thread and I realized that the only woman I ever loved was a fictional alien. I also realized that no woman could ever live up to that alien.

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