The last character you played as has to fight a hundred Nac Mac Feegle (also known as the Pictsies, Wee Free Men and Person Or Persons Unknown, Believed To Be Armed). Who wins?
The last character you played as has to fight a hundred Nac Mac Feegle (also known as the Pictsies...
Carson Ortiz
Matthew Nelson
My Pathfinder: Kingmaker protagonist. I think they are fucked
Colton Bell
I just read Color of Magic and The Light Fantastic very recently, and I have Mort
should I finish the Rincewind saga before going on to Mort?
Asher Anderson
What the hell are these things?
Dominic Edwards
I too like discworld
Jason Bell
Ridley. I'm pretty sure he's got this, or at the very least he's willing to bribe them with Space Pirate Grog for cheap labor.
David Brooks
Take the drunken scotsman stereotype, throw it on a smurf and give them super strength and budget flash powers.
Justin Thomas
>starting with Color of Magic
The first two books are a bit off regarding characterization, should have started with the Watch series.
Imagine the Smurfs, but they're very Scottish, love to fight, drink and steal, only use their heads as weapons and have the strength and belligerence of a seasoned bar brawler concentrated in a body six inches high. Now imagine them crawling up your trouser leg and headbutting you in the balls. THAT'S the Feegles.
Ryan Foster
Starting on Rincewind has filtered a lot of people that might otherwise enjoy discworld.
I'd suggest reading Small Gods before reading Mort, go in their website and their is a guide to all the story arcs. I usually recommend Vimes first, because he is easily the best character on the Disc, followed by the Witches and Tiffany Aching.
Gavin James
Got a guide right here.
Dominic Lee
My level 21 wizard/fighter.
I'd run in fully self buffed with my +6 spear of haste and cleave them all in seconds.
Isaac Garcia
How much prep time do they get?
Samuel Richardson
As much as the Feegles are willing to give them. That is, none at all.
Camden King
Am I missing much if the last discworld book I bothered to read was Thud?
Luis Perez
THAT! IS!! NOT!!! MY!!!! COW!!!!!
Adrian Brooks
Ah, so it's another case of instant and highly competent threat.
There isn't a SS13 character alive that could survive that. Dick move.
Chase Brooks
>highly competent
Feegles aren't very smart, mind. The kelda (think the queen bee) gets most of the brains.
Chase Reed
Well yeah, but they're strong and fast. SS13 combat is... shit. If you fall over first you die. Two people punching one person is a death sentence for the one person. The closest thing to "smart" mattering in a one on one fight is having a weapon on you to begin with; in other words, prep time.
Carter Reed
A lot of the book felt rather meandering and like it wasn't building up to much, but that was easily one of the most kino moments out of Discworld even if it does not entirely redeem the book
Brayden Cox
If you've got a lawyer on board, they're scared shitless of those. And of writing, because people could write their names on a wanted poster ("Ach, crivens!") or legal documents ("Oh, waily waily waily!"). And hags, which is what they call witches.
Asher Gomez
>Ellie
>About to win
>Changes her mind
>Gets brutally murdered
Austin Bailey
>new Discworld game never
>the three Disc games we got weren't exactly great
Oliver Young
"I am not here to keep the darkness out. I'm here to keep it in. Call me... the Guarding Dark. Imagine how strong I must be."
Lucas Miller
I wanna be the first person in a videogame to say fuck.
Adam Hall
My 3 rogue/4 fighter from the Aielund Saga. He's fucked, but at least he gets to finally meet No'-as-big-as-Medium-Sized-Jock-but-bigger-than-Wee-Jock Jock before he dies.
William Cox
>playing Grand Theft Horsecart: Ankh-Morpork
>wanted level at eight stars
>Sam Vimes shows up
>yfw
Ethan Wright
Assuming they show up at roundstart (which I'm forced to, no prep time and all) the odds of the station having a lawyer are nil. You can only play as a lawyer if you join up after the start of the round. Would they be fooled by a clipboard full of scribbles?
Evan Lopez
>Would they be fooled by a clipboard full of scribbles?
Maybe, but make sure to talk extra lawyery to make sure.
Carter Davis
Alright then, that worked out surprisingly well. Finally, a use for the Research Director's clipboard. Never thought I'd see the day.
Hudson Russell
This will be awful.
Aaron Hughes
I choose to pretend it doesn't exist.
Josiah Gutierrez
a scav from tarkov wquiped with a well decked AK
Justin Barnes
oh but it had only 90 bullets
Christopher Rogers
Cheery's off. Not because they've got a dude playing her, that's actually a pretty decent idea with how masculine dwarves are naturally supposed to be. The problem is the dude doesn't have a damn beard and Cheery would rather run around naked than shave her beard.
A beard is the most important thing to a dwarf, it's like asking Sam Vimes to go without his badge for pete's sake.