How do you respond without sounding mad?

I don't think there is a response without sounding mad

Respond with "only faggot retards say gg ez" and quit the lobby before they can respond.

Unironocally this, you cucked me out of a stress free day, I cuck you out of 60 bucks

Say it first.
Even if you lose.

You make this same damn thread every day.

this
then leave and never look back

Basically, you can do whatever the fuck you want as long as you leave no room for response.

>you join a new server and see them again
>he's already typing his response as you think about your situation
what do you do?

>gg lads made the smurfs sweat a little

Report him for harassment.

>you report him and immediately leave
>you look on your friend's list and see that he's now on it, despite having never sent a request
>he's typing a message to you
quickly, think! before he can respond!

>"who are you"/"what are you talking about"

Violently piss on the mother board

I dont lose

How do you make the same thread every day and not get bored of seeing the same responses?

You dont. Imagine actually getting mad at shit like this. I love getting messages from people, its fucking hilarious seeing how mad people get. I usually just send them emojis back

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I just don't get mad? How would they know you're mad unless they were in the same room or on call or something?

you failed. he typed his reply scolding you for being a little bitch and leaving.
>just as you start typing your defense, you get a knock at your door.
>looking through the peephole it's someone you've never seen before.
>it sounds like he's going to break down the door
he's unstoppable.

“Sorry, was getting head from my girl.”

Because OP is eternally seething that someone said gg ez to him and wants to take it out on people in a thread

>"ITS JUST A GAME BRO"
how do you respond without sounding mad?

How did he type his response if the computer is bricked from my piss, retard?
>he’s at my door
I aim my ass at the door, he can beat me up all he wants but he’s going to have to deal with being covered in my shit if he does. You can’t beat my autism

Report them. Most shitty report systems are automated so you'll eat a ban/lpq/whatever

Paste the ninja rant

You say it first.
GGEZ :)

>the door get's knocked off it's hinged and flies forward, crushing you
>you're picked up by the asscheek and are berated for being a little bitch while you're spraying your chocolate fondue all over him
>you can't comprehend his words, and eventually he puts you down.
>you turn on your back and see him readying a fist.
the shit fountain wasn't enough to stop the gamer rage

Holy based

GG hard

post the john galt speech in full

>"True bro sorry I got a little heated man it's just that things are a bit tough right now IRL."

He still has shit all over him so I win

>he punches your little pee shy bitch penis so hard it recedes into your body
>the pain is so intense you can do nothing but stare him in the eyes, his face smeared in shit
>he pulls down his pants and hovers his perfectly muscular ass over your chest
karma is a bitch, user

“You touched my penis now I can cancel you”

>your words make him pause
>he's in prime shitting position, his ass frozen over your torso
>"W-what?" he stammers
>in his hesitation you roll away from him, and stand up
what do you say now?

I'm pretty sure every living being on Earth has seen this thread now. Good job.