Giant spiders level

>>giant spiders
Would die of suffocation since their book lungs aren't capable of bringing in enough oxygen to breath if they were that big.

Spiders are fucking weak. Not scary at all.

Now a shark, that’s a fucking beast to fear.

Attached: 6C2FA864-B8F3-42DD-8181-A02E3F9B91CB.jpg (926x650, 39.97K)

It's a common Norwegian tarantula.

shut up nerd

It's real. They're native to Australia but they have been recently introduced to .

Fuck you spider

I fucking hated the spiders in the buffy game for xbox, they were fucking huge and jumped on your face constantly.

Attached: 45978748594879.webm (720x720, 1.72M)

What about a rare Norwegian tarantula?

Attached: maxresdefault.jpg (1280x720, 48.57K)

T.arantula

is this real?

>OP will never know the joys of EDF

big F

look we get it, you studied a shitty career that is only useful to give stupid facts in this website, haha fucking need
please tell more...

Don't mind me, I'm just here to kick you arachnophobia into overdrive bro

Attached: hi bro got time to talk about spider queen.jpg (1280x720, 130.28K)

none of the video game spiders accurately recreate their speed, which is what makes insects as scary as they are

Yeah OP, cmon, spiders are bros. We don't want to hurt you, just eat bugs.

australia i guess

Attached: 5d1b0b8ae615d_n6h9oyxlhox11__700.jpg (700x933, 168.4K)

You can tell by the way it gently caresses the plant that it's real

Those fucking developers should take into account faggots like op, is all their fault, really unprofessional

Nice try

Attached: FB_IMG_1580353400402.jpg (310x315, 9.34K)

I hope rabid joggers pay your neighborhood a visit tonight

>giant spiders level
I will now buy your game.

Attached: quel.jpg (1024x480, 148.87K)

What game?

Boku no kicko

faggot

You can always play Grounded with the arachnophobia mode on.

Attached: spider_3.jpg (1200x675, 64.29K)

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

If I saw this fucking thing in my yard I'd light myself on fire and run towards it hoping I catch it and kill us both.

>overkill chain lightning the room with 15 of them

fuck resident evil remaster, my friend told me there were only 2 spiders in the game, that was fucking bullshit man

If I saw a giant shark while walking around my town I would laugh because it would just flop around and die.
If I saw a giant spider I would shit and die.

man up incel

Funny/10

Attached: 1546924923781.gif (210x210, 83.63K)

Attached: 1556755945893.gif (200x200, 1.87M)

You man up, whore. You jump at the site of a cockroach.

that's exactly what i thought of when i saw op's faggotry

i dont remember more than 2
or was 2 the minimum you were forced to kill

What the fuck am I looking at here? I’m guessing it’s from Aussie hell?

>You find a number of ships fleeing from a small space station. You hail them, asking what's wrong: "Help! We're being overrun by some sort of giant alien spiders!"
What do you do?

Attached: 1592810484211.png (1736x1226, 1.13M)

Guess you didn't get very far in Skyrim then.

nice try 8 legged faggot

Attached: spiders are harmless.jpg (680x649, 83.68K)

>beast to fear
>only the most aggressive species even consider hunting humans
>6 deaths a year
>fincucked on the regular for superstitious bullshit

Its a pitiable beast, that's what.

There's no sense in overcoming a rational fear. A tiny creature that is hard to spot and can potentially kill you if it's the right species and you just happen not to notice it before it's too late is something that is VERY rational to fear.

Attached: 1591138025961.gif (250x186, 98.37K)

I remember Bermuda Syndrome had creeped huge spiders

Attached: 220px-Bermuda_cover.jpg (220x280, 32.44K)

Respond with "I'll be on board as soon as possible" then equip my flamethrower

No, spiders only exist in video games

Anybody have that webm of that huge spider that crawled into the back of someone's car?

Turn my ship 360 degrees and fly away.

Honestly videogame spiders that are size of horse or dog are not scary. They are just large monsters. Maybe ugly, dangerous and shit, but they just don't provoke same emotions as those little shits that scurry away when you look into some dark corner once in a while.
I'm willing to bet that if we had dogs or horses size of ant, those would be scaring people as much as little spiders do.

it's not that bad, I played EDF 4 just fine and I am scared shitless of spiders

remember , it can get worse

Attached: australia-scary-nature-animals-5-5d230233ded3c__700.jpg (700x2327, 429.71K)

they just need normal lungs

>playing game with spiders
>suddenly spider descends from ceiling and lands on my hand
>throw controller into the tv
>tv breaks and video game spiders come crawling out
>die

wonder how many people got filtered by the spiders in skyrim

I had the worst fear of insects growing up. Games like Skyrim were always challenging to get through, and Fallout 3 was fucking unplayable.

Basically I managed to overcome my fears like says. You just have to force yourself through. I still get the occasional shudder or goosebump but I'm okay for the most part.

mission is too important. alien spiders are no joke

dogs or horses by pure aesthetics aren't scary though, especially dogs. In comparison, spiders and other arachnids and insects just "look" scarier

I'd love to see those same people go through that one room again in VR.

Ask them if the spiders have human female torsos

>Skyrim
that's nothing, I got straight up filtered out of the whole game with tFallout 3 and New Vegas

HOW

wtf is that real

Imagine being a grown man who screeches like a little girl upon seeing a spider.
Shameful, transition already pussyboy.

Attached: 1511350718108.jpg (1045x798, 537.32K)

i got filtered by trying oblivion and the franchise being shit

Bro I didn't even get filtered by the Spiders in Skyrim but like hell I'd go through the same game in VR

Attached: 1593408835303.gif (378x368, 1.78M)

Nature motherfucker, don't gotta explain shit.

Fucking lmao

Forgot to post a picture. Pic related, it's me.

Attached: I swear im not a spiderposter v.jpg (600x600, 91.28K)

Would jacking off into her mouth save in this situation?

What do you mean? That's by design and a big ass snake.

You'd love the EDF games.

I will actually get more into a game cause of shit like that.

Why hasn't there been a mainstream game where the entire thing revolves around giant spiders.
>imagine a level where you have to go into a cave
>webs everywhere
>corpses strung up
>you must find the spider queen
tasty

Attached: sherbakov-stanislav-6-2.jpg (1300x889, 474.01K)

> mfw introducing my friend to EDF 5

youtu.be/GhJgSsNMmi0?t=1634

Attached: baby.jpg (611x686, 37.07K)

You don't want to know.

Attached: 1592494625043.jpg (410x598, 74.72K)

Sharks aren't even that dangerous, they never actively hunt humans, humans are too boney and too skinny for us, jaws and shark week are gross misrepresentations of them and it's part of a chinese conspiracy to demonise sharks so they can harvest their fins.

Depends on if I have clone bay.

Squeeze to death and then open mouth and swallow it into perfectly shaped food storage body

Snakes are surprisingly good at gobbling up creatures bigger than their size. They're helpless while digesting, though.

I've never been so quick with a bow in my life. Oddly enough the headcrabs in Alyx don't bother me but the HMDcrabs in Boneworks give me chills. I think it's those thin legs.

Imagine the smell

youtube.com/watch?v=f-VnU4Zt6R0

The only scary insect are wasps and by scary I mean I will murder each and every one I see.

Guessing it's a washed up jellyfish or an anemone.

i literally have never had a stronger reaction to pixels

Octopus

Are you 12?

Dunno man. They're pretty cute if you ask me.

Attached: Adeline.png (1352x1300, 659.23K)

Fuck Rayman 2.

I hate under water sections with sharks.

>play Tombraider underworld
>start of the game begins with deep sea diving

Fucking why?!

Attached: _638_Five-of-the-Best-Sharks-in-Video-Games-Bloody-Disgusting.jpg (740x416, 52.28K)