See this, what do?

Beat the absolute shit out of her

poop and pee my diaper

What am i? Some fag?..
FIGHT!

Punch titty

Put my dick in her tits

YELLEL

Go for the tits

Get my ass kicked

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Wonder how one of her tits is bigger than her head

pin down and perform mating press waza

WHAT GAME AND PLEASE TELL ME I DON'T NEED VR TO PLAY IT

grab her by the leg and 'so long gay bowser' her over the fucking fence

There is no reason to punch a woman unless you feel they have significantly harmed you in a manner equal to a punch, which is to say that it should never be done.

Win fair and square then sleep with her afterwards

Why is he fighting with his bare fists?
She's gonna get absolutely fucked

Realize that to be competing in an officially-sanctioned match with this cute girl, I must be an equally cute girl with similarly-monstrous tits, and forfeit the match so I can take my opponent to a love hotel for 10 rounds of yuri.

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women can't fight for shit, you're a faggot
yuri is shit and so are you

Way to ruin the spirit of sportsmanship, asshole

>yuri is shit and so are you
Yuri is great, I'm great, and you're great too.

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They're in a ring, dingoo.
And the audience is waiting for the show.

Fine, I fight her fair and square and THEN take her to the love hotel.

ask for the card please POST THE FUCKING CARD

That's better

uppercut through the tits with my dick

Those things weigh twenty pounds, easy. Good job breaking your dick.

>anime
Take out my dilator.

Hit her in the gut a few times and start mating pressing her

Hmph. Women have no will to fight. Upon standing face-to-face with the illustrious body of a vicious man, they immediately cower before our might.

You underestimate his dick, user.
I'll bet you 20 bucks that he'll fuck her up.

And I'll match that bet saying he snaps his dick like a twig and passes out crying like a bitch before the girl even throws a punch.

20 pounds?
10 pounds a tit, if he works out his cock he can easy fuck her up
One punch and she'd be out anyways, her stance is fucking retarded and her chin is out in the open, one easy haymaker and she's done

Remember the basics of CQC

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See this.
What do?

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Excuse myself and resume my search for a pure untattooed virgin

Why are you asking?

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i don't see any eye gouging or joint bending, user

Based

Ask her for a paizuri

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Custom Maid 3D 3 when?

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Suplex her.

smack this bitch until she becomes a hooker

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knock myself unconscious so that i will wake up in lap pillow position, her midriff right next to my cheek and those two fat honkers hanging 3cm close to my face

Since no one else is gonna ask, jesus christ

Sauce??