2020

>2020
>no achievements
>no voice chat
>no themes
>no cameras
>no microphone
>no customization or folders
>no file explorer
is the Switch the most overpriced and overrated piece of garbage in history of vidya?

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>yfw gamefaqs... GAMEFAQS has about half of those feature

my left joycon just started drifting to the left. it's over.

That's awesome. I don't need to find excuse to avoid all that social media shit that annoys me on Steam. I want to game in peace!

Mine went to shithell playing pokemon; not even a rough use here. I'm planning to sell it before it sinks down even further.

>tfw Vita has all of those and it was released many years before the Switch
APOLOGIZE

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>no waste of dev time gimmicks

same.fuck nintendo

I have one and yes having more fun with the 3DS I got a year ago

>>no achievements
>>no voice chat
>>no themes
>>no cameras
>>no microphone
>>no file explorer
But that's a good thing. And if I wanted voice chat, I'd just unmute myself on teamspeak.
>no folders
Yeah that's a bit of a shame.
Maybe that's why it was so shit.

>pretending to no caring about more options just to suck Jewtindo's cock for free
why you drones are so pathetic?

rip mine got that just after a few months of play after having gotten most of the moons in mario odyssey

Who cares about any of that?

this, 3DS and Wii U are the Top Soul compared to this Souless Nintendo Bullshit.

Better question is why you want bloatshit like achievements in the first place.

Yes I agree. Fuck personalization and fuck quality of life

actual gamers who have friends and not mindless consoomers pedos

ONIONS!

just give me a headphone jack in the controller. that's all I ask.

Just spray contsct cleaner inside the rubber skirt for the stick. Have you ever maintained an eletronic device before?

>NOOOOOO I DON'T WANT ACHIEVEMENTS BECAUSE I CAN'T JUST TURN OFF THEIR NOTIFICATIONS BECAUSE I'M A RETARD WHO BUY NINTENDO FOR BING BING WAHOO AND DIDDLE CHILDRENS AT SMASH EVENTS

>>>no file explorer
Didn't mean to classify this as a good thing, should also be under 'bit of a shame.'
But I doubt anyone on Zig Forums gives a shit about this one since everyone here has cfw anyway.

>waa I'm crying online again because someone was happy with their purchase
ok

I know this sounds absolutely retarded but when my left joycon started drifting I accidentally dropped it on my carpet not too far one day and since then the drift has been completely gone

great, i can focus on playing the game instead

>no achievements
Oh no, there’s no list of incredibly stupid specific actions for me to do

>no achievements
stopped reading there, its obvious you dont give a shit about games.
go blow your boyfriend

Mine was drifting up real bad so i put a few drops of rubbing alcohol in it, twirled the stick around a bunch and then let it dry out. Been working good so far.

t.retards who are afraid of some challenges to do.
I bet you use walkthroughs to beat Mario

>Oh no, there’s no list of incredibly stupid specific actions for me to do
Except there is. Tetris 99 alone has like a hundred of them.

>2020
>has games

i'll sacrifice all that meme shit

The customization, VC and folders are the only things here that matter.

no and no, but at least you tried i guess

every system have games and those as QoL features.
Switch is still living in the 80s

cant you fuckers clean your consoles? Clean the inside of the stick with these you fat fucks!

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Why would you need a file browser if you aren’t modding you’re switch?

>no achievements
worthless dickwaving. remember iwata's words- achievement is something player thinks of as such.
>no voice chat
fuck that, especially on a handheld.
>no themes
why would you need themes, 99.9% of the time you don't have system UI in your sight.
>no cameras
>no microphone
no spying, that's a good thing
>no customization or folders
that is a legit complaint, ability to organise the games would've been nice.
>no file explorer
what for