Ywn play a total war game set in Mesopotamia

*inhales*

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*exhales*

A debate isn't a competition or a sport, its a search for the truth. At least, that's how it SHOULD BE.

I HAD THE SANCTUARIES OF THE LAND ELAM UTTERLY DESTROYED AND I COUNTED ITS GODS AND ITS GODDESSES AS GHOSTS I DESTROYED AND DEVASTATED THE TOMBS OF THEIR EARLIER AND LATER KINGS I TOOK THEIR BONES TO ASSYRIA I PREVENTED THEIR GHOSTS FROM SLEEPING AND DEPRIVED THEM OF FUNERARY-OFFERINGS AND LIBATIONS ON A MARCH OF ONE MONTH AND TWENTY-FIVE DAYS I DEVASTATED THE DISTRICTS OF THE LAND ELAM AND SCATTERED SALT AND CRESS OVER THEM AS FOR THE REST OF THE PEOPLE THOSE STILL ALIVE I MYSELF NOW LAID FLAT THOSE PEOPLE THERE AS A FUNERARY-OFFERING I FED THEIR DISMEMBERED FLESH TO DOGS PIGS VULTURES EAGLES BIRDS OF THE HEAVENS AND FISH OF THE APSU WHAT WAS LEFT OF THE FEAST OF THE DOGS AND SWINE, OF THEIR MEMBERS WHICH BLOCKED THE STREETS AND FILLED THE SQUARES, IORDERED THEM TO REMOVE FROM BABYLON, KUTHA AND SIPPAR, AND TO CAST THEM UPON HEAPS THE NOBLES AND ELDERS OF THE CITY CAME OUT TO ME TO SAVE THEIR LIVES THEY SEIZED MY FEET AND SAID IF IT PLEASES YOU KILL IF IT PLEASES YOU SPARE IF IT PLEASES YOU DO WHAT YOU WILL IN STRIFE AND CONFLICT I BESIEGED AND CONQUERED THE CITY I FELLED 3000 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD I CAPTURED MANY TROOPS ALIVE I CUT OFF OF SOME THEIR ARMS AND HANDS I CUT OFF OF OTHERS THEIR NOSES EARS AND EXTREMITIES I GOUGED OUT THE EYES OF MANY TROOPS I MADE ONE PILE OF THE LIVING AND ONE OF HEADS I HUNG THEIR HEADS ON TREES AROUND THE CITY I FELLED 50 OF THEIR FIGHTING MEN WITH THE SWORD BURNT 200 CAPTIVES FROM THEM AND DEFEATED IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN 332 TROOPS WITH THEIR BLOOD I DYED THE MOUNTAIN RED LIKE RED WOOL AND THE REST OF THEM THE RAVINES AND TORRENTS OF THE MOUNTAIN SWALLOWED I CARRIED OFF CAPTIVES AND POSSESSIONS FROM THEM I CUT OFF THE HEADS OF THEIR FIGHTERS AND BUILT THEREWITH A TOWER BEFORE THEIR CITY

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I BURNED THEIR YOUNG MEN, WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO DEATH I FLAYED AS MANY NOBLES AS HAD REBELLED AGAINST ME AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE PILE OF CORPSES SOME I SPREAD OUT WITHIN THE PILE SOME I ERECTED ON STAKES UPON THE PILE I FLAYED MANY RIGHT THROUGH MY LAND AND DRAPED THEIR SKINS OVER THE WALLS I CUT THEIR THROATS LIKE LAMBS I CUT OFF THEIR PRECIOUS LIVES AS ONE CUTS A STRING LIKE THE MANY WATERS OF THE STORM, I MADE THE CONTENTS OF THEIR GULLETS AND ENTRAILS RUN DOWN UPON THE WIDE EARTH MY PRANCING STEEDS HARNESSED FROM THE RIDING, PLUNGED INTO THE STREAMS OF THEIR BLOOD AS INTO A RIVER THE WHEELS OF MY WAR CHARIOT, WHICH BRINGS LOW THE WICKED AND EVIL, WERE BESPATTERED WITH BLOOD AND FILTH WITH THE BODIES OF THEIR WARRIORS I FILLED THE PLAIN, LIKE GRASS THEIR TESTICLES I CUT OFF AND TORE OUT THEIR PRIVATES LIKE THE SEEDS OF CUCUMBERS THEIR BLOOD, LIKE A BROKEN DAM, I CAUSED TO FLOW DOWN THE MOUNTAIN GULLIES I HUNG THE HEADS OF SANDUARRI AND ABDI-MILKUTTI ON THE SHOULDERS OF THEIR NOBLES AND WITH SINGING AND MUSIC I PARADED THROUGH THE PUBLIC SQUARE OF NINEVEH

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Despite how retarded their social views are, Destiny and Vaush are the only people in the political cunity who can debate worth shit

TO KINABU, THE FORTIFIED CITY OF HULAI, I DREW NEAR WITH THE MASSES OF MY TROOPS BY MY FURIOUS BATTLE I STORMED, I CAPTURED THE CITY 600 OF THEIR WARRIORS I PUT TO THE SWORD 3,000 CAPTIVES I BURNED WITH FIRE I DID NOT LEAVE A SINGLE ONE AMONG THEM ALIVE TO SERVE AS A HOSTAGE THEIR CORPSES I FORMED INTO PILLARS THEIR YOUNG MEN AND MAIDENS I BURNED IN THE FIRE HULAI, THEIR GOVERNOR, I FLAYED, HIS SKIN I SPREAD UPON THE WALL OF THE CITY OF DAMDAMUSA THE CITY I DESTROYED, I DEVASTATED, I BURNED WITH FIRE THE CITY OF MARIRU, WHICH WAS WITHIN THEIR BORDERS, I CAPTURED FIFTY OF THEIR WARRIORS I PUT TO THE SWORD 200 OF THEIR CAPTIVES I BURNED WITH FIRE 332 MEN OF THE LAND OF NIRBU I SLEW IN A BATTLE ON THE PLAIN THEIR SPOIL, THEIR CATTLE, AND THEIR SHEEP I CARRIED OFF THE (MEN OF THE) LAND OF NIRBU, WHICH IS AT THE FOOT OF MOUNT UHIRA, HAD BANDED THEMSELVES TOGETHER, AND HAD ENTERED THE CITY OF TELA, THEIR STRONGHOLD FROM KINABU I DEPARTED, TO THE CITY OF TELA I DREW NEAR THE CITY WAS EXCEEDING STRONG AND WAS SURROUNDED BY THREE WALLS THE MEN TRUSTED IN THEIR MIGHTY WALLS AND IN THEIR HOSTS, AND DID NOT COME DOWN, AND DID NOT EMBRACE MY FEET WITH BATTLE AND SLAUGHTER I STORMED THE CITY AND CAPTURED IT 3,000 OF THEIR WARRIORS I PUT TO THE SWORD THEIR SPOIL AND THEIR POSSESSIONS, THEIR CATTLE AND THEIR SHEEP I CARRIED OFF MANY CAPTIVES FROM AMONG THEM I BURNED WITH FIRE, AND MANY I TOOK AS LIVING CAPTIVES FROM SOME I CUT OFF THEIR HANDS AND THEIR FINGERS, AND FROM OTHERS I CUT OFF THEIR NOSES, THEIR EARS, AND THEIR FINGERS, OF MANY I PUT OUT THE EYES I MADE ONE PILLAR OF THE LIVING, AND ANOTHER OF HEADS, AND I BOUND THEIR HEADS TO POSTS ROUND ABOUT THE CITY THEIR YOUNG MEN AND MAIDENS I BURNED IN THE FIRE, THE CITY I DESTROYED, I DEVASTATED, I BURNED IT WITH FIRE AND CONSUMED IT AT THAT TIME THE CITIES OF THE LAND OF NIRBI AND THEIR STRONG WALLS I DESTROYED, I DEVASTATED, I BURNED WITH FIRE

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>Destiny and Vaush are the only people in the political cunity who can debate worth shit
They would die with a serious moderator.
>Destiny goes into a spergy diatribe
>Moderator, Destiny made 25 claims, you have 2 minutes to reply each reputation, you can answer them however you like you have 50 minutes to speak uninterruptedly. Your opponent is now muted, you may start now.

If he couldn’t spend twenty minutes a question defining words Destiny would have nothing.

Keeping a field > working the pastures

Ashurbanipal, please try to contain your autism.

>tfw you will never be an egyptian chad pharaoh and BTFO sea people incels

>No game where you can play as Babylon and exile the Israelites

Early Iron Age would be great
>Egypt
>Assyria
>Babylon
>Phrygia
>Lydia
>Archaic Greece
>Judea
>Kush
>Media
>Persia

weren't the dwemer of elder scrolls based on Mesopotamians?

That be nice, certainly better than half assed Troy total war.

>No TW game where you can shoah Jews
Its just not fair bros...

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>Employ THE most fucking basic Rules for Radicals shit
>THE BEST INTERNET ARGUERS EVER
Fuck, politics is retarded.

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lol what are you on user

They had some Mesopotamian aesthetics but that’s it

Hi Vaush

Vaush is a retarded communist
Destiny is a cuck and a bad person but he's actually good at debate

i was a communist sympathiser when i found out about sargon, i like him he helped redpill me on some stuff.
there should be more games set in ancient times in general

assurbanipple hahaha