Paper Mario thread

>I've started running past them where I can
They learned absolutely nothing

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epic gamer moment

Dark Cloud ruined the idea of this mechanic for me.

Say something nice to Tanabe

>no point to combat
Literally what were they thinking

>WHO CARES ABOUT THE GAMEPLAY, I'M HERE FOR THE CINEMATIC EXPERIENCES

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>i-it's not color splash 2/sticker star 3, it's something new!
I was going to pirate this out of curiosity but now I'm not sure if I even want to waste the bandwidth on this.

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Accept defeat

>516227641
Nintendo is in need of some serious restructuring.

Old FUCKS need to stop designing games. LET THE YOUNG, EXPERIMENTAL people make your products. I say this for every art form ever.

PLEASE tell me this is photoshop, this shit cant be real. Im not even buying it but I dont want to believe this is canon.

They did this with Splatoon, created an outstanding success, and then went back to having senile old men design games.

Pretty sure its women

It is real user, just look for the gameplay reels on youtube

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WELL FUCK

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OH NO NO NO BAHAHAHAHA IT'S LITERALLY STICKER STAR 3

Splatoon is made in house
Paper Mario is made by Intelligent Systems who are still technically independent

Didn't the Tingle games Tanabe produced have a similar mechanic?
If so, it's like someone trying to convince people the Wii U's gimmick still works

The Tingle games went all-in with the mechanic. You needed rupees to do absolutely everything, from talking to people to buying weapons to paying bodyguards. If you ran out of rupees, you died. The concept doesn't work in a game that doesn't go all in with it like CS/SS/TOK.

No surprises

OH NOOOOOOOOO

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In the first Tingle game rupees acted as both money and as hp and you needed to use your money for a lot of things.
The second game got rid of that mechanic, if I remember correctly.

I really, really fucking hate him.

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>Tanabe insists he's trying to keep things fresh and original
>Is literally rehashing ideas from his failed attempts to make Tingle more popular

ok, so why not make the other systems complement that and make a better game?

sigh.

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Fucking bitch ass Tanabe

Tingle isn't even popular in Japan anymore, that's the hilarious part.

L standing for "Loss".
It's been around a long time, but not really used in general colloquialisms till recently

The second tingle game was basically a point and click adventure, it had no combat but tons of heart and dedicated unique assets and animations. It was a really good game.

>Somehow made Metroid Prime good
>Ends up fucking up PM beyond belief
Get me off Tanabe's wild ride

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No dude you have to pretend JRPGs aren't a total slog to play. You'll upset the cubies :(

That's a man, Maury!

Redpill me on this, what the hell is this referencing?

They're not a slog if they're designed well.
If anything, making battles totally redundant makes it MORE of a slog

Incoming r34

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Birdo is a trans woman. This upset some people for who cares

Nothing. Just be upset okay

but the story and writing isn't good either

The furrFAGS are cooming

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>sigh.
There's no way you're trying to shit on cringy dialogue when you just typed out "sigh" with fucking punctuation.

Well, looks like a pass. I'll still look into it when it releases, but I'll probably skip on it.
Say what you will about Super Paper Mario, but it actually had gameplay at least.

Guess ill be picking up the bug game then

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Just watch a fucking compilation of the stupid jokes or cutscenes on youtube, will save you alot of time and money

It's crazy what kind of mundane shit upsets us

>I've started running past them where I can, and that's a good thing!

why are so many people just accepting this shit outside of Zig Forums
there isn't even a mario RPG alternative coming from nintendo anymore with M&L series dead

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Take the L is one thing, but what the fuck is wrong with "main squeeze"? this has been the kind of stereotyped langue hooligans have been portrayed with for ages. This is on the the level of those goombas saying "wassup baby" in TTYD

>Thing bad therefore thing made by women

>Opens with "Any time Princess Peach's castle is in a game, it's exciting for me"

How can they be this dense? They don't have any playtester or something

>But [your partners] also often literally sit outside of dungeons.
>And other than your standard shoes and hammer, your weapons degrade quickly.
Yep, this game sounds like a disaster, no wonder NoA was very careful about the marketing.

He didn't say it was a good thing.
He actively denounced the whole system outright in the last half of the 2nd post.

I can't believe they managed to hide the fact there's no exp till less than a week before release

>why are so many people just accepting this shit outside of Zig Forums
People on twitter immediately shat on the game's battle system once they've heard it, just look through replies every now and then

The gameplay doesn't seem so aggressively horrible that I wouldn't play it, but this hinges entirely on how much of a sink for coins there are because there's still stupid shit like finding 1000 coins in a box.
Writing is funny, Luigi doesn't pay valets and there's a joke about getting Toads to shut the fuck up in the opening. I'm mildly interested in the theme of the four Chinese animals and whatever they have going for origami as a villain-y brainwashing thin. Seems for me like it'll be Super where I fucking hated actually playing it but its story and humor were good.

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>movie games are ok when Nintendo does it despite having a fraction of the talent and production value of Sony

That makes me want to buy the game lol.

he didn't say it was good though, he shits on it
even normalfags know this is trash

maybe i'm misunderstanding, but hes saying killing enemies in the overworld instead of in battle maybe should have just been the battle system?
that just makes it super paper mario, which was also fucking shit

Ended up being correct afterall.

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Still will sell millions and I'll still buy it

>Seems for me like it'll be Super where I fucking hated actually playing it but its story and humor were good.
super had good gameplay though

Better than wasting your time with turn based battles that punish you for playing them.

Just make it a zelda clone

>it's taken 3 games for people to realize Sticker Star has no genre

Normalfags dont care about "soul"

There is none, items cost almost nothing compared to how many coins you get in the overworld alone and all stat upgrades are from toads you save instead of battling.

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Why don't you make a I will still buy this mario.jpg

>Pulling an "It's okay when Nintendo does it"
Shills are getting desperate

Then make a Paper Mario movie.
Adding in pointless combat that exists for no purpose just ruins the pacing.

Why can't we have (arguably) funny dialogue and GOOD mechanics?

so glad i'll be playing deadly premonition 2 in 15 fps instead of this shit, i'll take technical issues over baby games

Too bad CS and TOK don't have good story
And the dialogue is only funny if your intelligence is below average

hold that L whiteboy lmao

Most areas were explicitly designed to waste your time, Pixls were rarely useful outside of the area you got them in, Peach and Bowser's abilities stop mattering really quickly and Luigi is mainly useful by virtue of being able to travel vertically insanely quickly, Mario's magical ability being to move in 3D is another flavor of "dude paper lmao", platforming with level-ups doesn't work well

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Because Tanabe needs to shove a gimmick somewhere even if it makes the game worse