Dovahkiin is 9 years old

glad my dad wasn't a massive fag like you

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Fuck no, look how pissed Dovahkiin is at having such a shitty name.

Literally red.

Amy, Marisa, Adam. There are plenty of vidya characters with names that wouldn't be bad in our world.

yes because gamers rule! Fuck minorities and women

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>Live in Mexico
>My friend's kid is literally named Gohan
Humanity deserves extinction

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Your name is cringe if it's not DIRECTLY from England.

that baby gets redder every time I see him

Well I named my daughter May after May from guilty gear. Uhhhhh

Why are you guys making fun of an innocent baby? :(

test

I named my daughter after a Metal Gear Solid character.

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I'd gladly take a cringe name before getting named after a FILTHY norf

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Yes. I don't want my children being happier or more successful than I am.

>DIRECTLY
? So only names like Ethelstan or Alfred are allowed

AAANNNNGRRRRY BAAAAABBYYYYYY

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Sunny is an amazing name and you should feel good about your decision

Why would you name your kid The End?

Fuck you Saxon, my name is Norman.

If I was your son, I'd take my life after brutally murdering you first.

He's named after a sleazy snake at best, and after some overrated capeshit at worst.
Poor baby if true.

If I ever have a son he'll be named Eric.
If I ever have a daughter she'll be named Aeris.

why the hell are mexicans obsessed with dbz

>Fuck you Saxon
cheers

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Wtf is wrong with mexicans

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If you aren't a viking larper and you didn't name him that because of capeshit I don't see the problem with this honestly.

I would spend my entire life hating my parents and get my name changed as soon as I was legally allowed too

I've already decided my first child will be named Aerith if female and Cloud if male.

>not having two sons
>not naming them Cain and Abel

Why the fuck would you name him after the literally only god in Norse mythology that's gay.

Sephiroth is 15 years old

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hey hey people seph here

poor kid

based beaners

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based desu senpai

>naming your child something that will cause a massive amount of bullying
Don't have kids

Not wanting your son to become a mare and get fucked by a huge stallion

Nice one Gaylord

>Not naming them Kane and Abel

Wouldn't that make him fit his name though?

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Tell that to my parents. They named me Dongus

Man norse mythology is crazy

It aired on an infinite loop in open TV through the 90s up until the 2010s. Right alongside Malcolm in the middle, and El Chavo, which also have huge cult followings here.

Newer generations might actually not love it so much. Especially if they're named Bulma or Goku Gutierrez.

I thought Gohan was a real name

>Those bookmarks
Soul

I decided a long time ago that my first kid is going to be named first name Master second name Chief. We can call him or her "MC" though so it's not always so weird

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Because it's a very cool sounding name.

Why does it list his dick size?? What in the fuck am I looking at, disgusting

So that when he gets into school, they'll have an easier time with penis inspection day.

If I had a son ill name him Wojack

If you were a baby with a dick that big wouldn't you want everyone to know?

It's how the Illuminati know who should be the "lucky" ones that things always work out for.

I can already tell this is going to be a thing in God of War 2.

You could actually name your kid after those initials with normal names and call them by MC their whole life.

your son will either blow his brains out before he finishes high school or legally change his name as soon as he's allowed to. Either way, once he hits puberty, he's gonna get the shit bullied out of him and it'll exclusively be your fault