He Got BORED of the Battles

The writing look about par to the first game, honestly. What a shame the gameplay is trash.

Paper Mario has been dead for years now. Just let it go

Yeah I remember when PM64 had the characters referencing the fact they were paper every few lines and being full of modern slangs

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>tfw Josh won't rip this game a new one because he's on a "break" to make shitty Nintendo fanart no one likes because he hates how he's liked for his controversial opinions
>tfw he'll just shitpost politics for the next two plus months and then come back with "HEY CHECK OUT MY DOLLAR STORE HALLOWEEN DISPLAY"
It hurts

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This is to help Zoomers get immersed.

Who was this for in 2005?

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I cant believe IGN of all places said it feels like My First RPG

He says it's boring and "my first RPG", but also says the combat system is overcomplicated.

>no exp, just coins that you can easily get more of elsewere, so any battle that isn't mandatory is pointless
>Lol tape and pencils are bosses, not even doing something like making them Paper Meche animals
>Bosses might end up being "do this and the battle becomes a joke, don't and the game chews you out for wanting a challenge" again

there goes my interest in the game. Is bug fables any good?

>Fresh meat is zoomer speak

He also said it was boring.

Little Millennials aka Moomers aka Us.

>Is bug fables any good?
It's the closest you will get to classic Paper Mario

>switchlets get this while ps4chads get ghost of tsushima

You know what I mean you faggot.

read my post again friendo
I'm sure the game sucks, but this guy gets paid a lot of money to make reviews and his phrasing is muddled and unfocused

Yeah, that was my point too.

If this was regular Mario would they be obsessed with flesh

>lets politics get in the way of making entertaining stuff

That always irrates the hell out of me,

What's the issues with this game? It's aesthetics caught my attention but a lot of sources seem keen to hate on it to varying degrees.

I remember when Paper Mario was good
For all two titles until Super Paper Mario disrupted the formula

>he liked literally everything but the basic combat, INCLUDING the Boss Battles
Why didn't IS just make it full Action Adventure? They're practically half way there already.

You can be boring, easy, and overdesigned all at once. Everything except the battle system is uber simple to the point of not being engaging. The battle system is easy, but has too much going on for its own good.

The gameplay is pointless, you are better off avoiding battles because you get nothing in return and waste time on them, and they aren't even fun

the writing is all memes and the combat is fucking awful. if all you want is the pretty pictures then just watch a playthrough on youtube

it's literally just Sticker Star 3

Another repetitive, boring ass slogfest of "fixing the paper overworld" with pointless battles that are a punishment, and overly obnoxious DUDE PAPER LMAO jokes every 5 seconds because GET IT PAPER MARIO LOOOOOOL

Most reviewers are saying that everything is alright to fantastic EXCEPT for the combat, which is boring and pointless.

The gameplay is shit
It's a game that puts wacky paper based scenarios and comedy before it's gameplay

Tanabe refuses to abandon the Sticker Star money-battle system.

Oh no, he doesn't let politics get in the way of making Nintendo content, generally. It's just that he hates making reaction videos/reviews and wants to make like, art projects with Nintendo stuff that no one gives a fuck about. Hilariously though, his recent video discussing his politics had more views than he's had in months.

Still gonna sell millions. Cry me a river snoybro

Paper Mario will never be good. Miyamoto hates RPGs, and he has too much control over the Mario series for anyone competent to direct a sequel. Almost every other senior developer at Nintendo was mentored by him too, so they follow his design philosophies.

Shit battles in a battle heavy game.
Writing is good except for the insistence on DUDE, PAPER jokes every five seconds.

Why not make coins absolutely everything, then? No health bar, all items/weapons/badges take coins to use, etc. Would at least make it exactly like that Tingle game he bases it on and add some strategy to battles that isn't just a shitty ring puzzle/shitty Chu Chu Rocket.

its such a weird obstacle to overcome, if it was something light and ignorable as a problem i'd understand- but the ENTIRE COMBAT SYSTEM being a fucking slog cannot be something the dev team or nintendo could just pretend isn't a problem
imagine from a fucking marketing standpoint that you practically have to pretend half the game doesn't exist just to shill it. how the fuck is no-one saying anything about it?