Zig Forums told me the new God of war was a soi filled, SJW infected onions game. Well...

Zig Forums told me the new God of war was a soi filled, SJW infected onions game. Well, I played it and surprise surprise, it wasn't. Instead it was a brutal, testosterone fuelled odyssey of a masculine and wise father showing his son the ropes and teaching him how to be a man. Why is Zig Forums always wrong?

>"To be effective in combat, a warrior must not feel for his enemy. Close your heart to their desperation. Close your heart to their suffering. The road ahead is long and unforgiving. It's no place for a boy. You must be a warrior."

Pure kino

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Too bad it was a trash game with boring combat and entirly too many walking talking segments.

you know that Zig Forums and Zig Forums in general is completly retarded?

heheh "onions game" lmao

what! didnt you like the intense diversity of bosses?

If only they made the boy 2-3 years older and not look and sound like a total faggot.

>Zig Forums told me the new God of war was a soi filled, SJW infected onions game
wat, who told you that?

What did you expect? Do you think the average Zig Forumsirgin had a strong father figure and would relate to Atreus?

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it was alright
i don't understand why they put a movie game camera into an action game though. it makes the game a lot worse than it could've been

>Soi SJW thinks this shit is "masculine"

I mean, they were wrong but I have fuck all idea why they got rid of the blood and guts, especially from human enemies.
Selor are apparently still human just juiced up on heretical magic shit.

There's still brutality but not really any viscera which I miss more than I probably should.

>Trash combat
A good filter to those who didn't actually play it.

Only Balrog knows.

Nice try

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>Zig Forums told me the new God of war was a soi filled, SJW infected onions game. Well, I played it and surprise surprise, it wasn't. Instead it was a brutal, testosterone fuelled odyssey of a masculine and wise father showing his son the ropes and teaching him how to be a man. Why is Zig Forums always wrong?
>>"To be effective in combat, a warrior must not feel for his enemy. Close your heart to their desperation. Close your heart to their suffering. The road ahead is long and unforgiving. It's no place for a boy. You must be a warrior."
>Pure kino

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Not buying your Snoy garbage 3rdperson action adventure movie.

I dont like fighting the same boss 500 times and being forced to walk slowly on rails while listening to Kratos being a boomer.

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Here's your boss battle bro.

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lol, git gud, the game is hard as balls on give me god of war, far more skill is required to play it at that difficulty than any souls-like game.

>>"To be effective in combat, a warrior must not feel for his enemy. Close your heart to their desperation. Close your heart to their suffering. The road ahead is long and unforgiving. It's no place for a boy. You must be a warrior."
This is a terrible lesson that will make the boy emotionally retarded and into a emotionless killing machine with no happy ending.

What do you think an warrior is?

It's another, "Zig Forums is one person" thread

Yeah, because Loki is guaranteed to sail away into the sunset.

>Game is hard on hardest difficulty
Opinion: Discarded

Sorry user, that's not going to come across. For the insecure newfag alt-right cunt that's infested the board for years, the appearance of something is more important than the substance of it. It doesn't help that they don't actually play most of the games they open their whiny bleeding minges about, nah, it's all about that identity politics.

It doesn't matter to them that the new GoW is about a Father teaching his son grit, discipline, and respect. All that matters is that Kratos is bald and has a beard and acts like a grown ass man instead of a homicidal toddler so it's automatically Reddit and his wife's son. The message doesn't fucking matter. The facts don't matter. Nope. It's just about looking 'based' to a bunch of internet teenagers, on a site that (fortunately) doesn't actually incentive you to give a fuck about what other people think. Go ahead you sensitive little bitches, put a soijack right next a greentext of this, that won't hurt nearly as much as what you political whores have turned his site to for the last several years.

Shittest thing about the game desu, every troll battle is the fucking same.

>his wife's son
>not soi
Check again user, Kratos was cucked

my wife's son of war lol

That's the point, Kratos is a shit dad.
Most of his lessons boil down to "do as I say, not as I do" and he rarely explains why something shouldn't be done to Atreus when he seeks guidance.
It leads to his "we can do whatever, because we're gods" episode later in the game.

The story is boring but saying the combat is boring is silly.

>"To be effective in combat, a warrior must not feel for his enemy. Close your heart to their desperation. Close your heart to their suffering. The road ahead is long and unforgiving. It's no place for a boy. You must be a warrior."

>proceeds to restrain his son for nearly the entire fucking game, which is the reason most people think he's useless
>the one time he physically can't, when he was at baldr's mercy, atreus gets punched full force in the chest but he gets up just fine and reveals he stabbed that norse nigger with a metal that makes him mortal
Either cucktos is retarded or he doesn't want to be surpassed by a 10 year old.

Nothing can beat the old GOW days of button mashing QTEs to fuck whores in order to get red orbs. New God of War is def toned down from the older games because you unfortunately can't get away with putting that sort of thing in any game today because of jewish censorship. However, GOW 4 is a great game and didn't have the poz that I thought it would have. I can't even recall that there was a single degenerate modern trend slipped in the game, just cool Norse shit. And it makes sense character wise now that Kratos is older and has a son that he wouldn't be the bloodthirsty God slayer blinded by vengeance that he was when he was younger. Now he has something to lose so there are genuine stakes involved in the story. God of War 5 however I guarantee is going to have some gay shit in there. Like a black Valkyrie that Kratos can't beat. Like the negress Nadine from Uncharted 4 who's boss fight was just a scripted cringefest.

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This website hated SJWs so much they basically became their opposite.

When Atreus duos with his dad at the end to kill Baldur it was so kino. I felt like a proud dad.

>centrist fag

Fuck off.

Only 14 year olds hate younger kids to such a degree that they can't stand them in fiction either. Please lurk and stop posting until you're 18.

the combat and third person camera was trash