Will gaming ever make a bigger chad?

>>Dear Humanity: We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret the corps. just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

yeah and he moggs johnson all the way to the grave

oorah

>Mental illness: The thread

If gamers supposedly hate women and minorities, why do they love Cortana and Johnson?

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Johnson was losing chad points in Halo 2, it was all gone by his death in Halo 3.

More like Sergeant Lotsapockets

where else would you store a 100 magnum condoms

cumskull

cortana isnt a real woman so shes perfect and johnson isnt a starving shitskin whos gonna stab whitey for a dollar

Johnson and Cortana werent shoved down our throats for brownie points

Touché

Stop being scared of bbc

Halo 5 will come to PC right Anons? It's the only game that hasn't had a confirmation for a possible port.. Even if the story is bad, it'd be nice to have it all in one place.

Bungie already did before Halo was a thing

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I don't see why they wouldn't, probably a year or two after release

I liked the Warzone mode

Presuming Infinite is still a cross-release for PC and Series X, it's just gonna feel a little jarring to see them to port 5 to PC after Infinite.
Don't worry user, you're not alone

>Dear Humanity... We regret being alien bastards. We regret coming to Earth. And we most definitely regret that the Corps just blew up our raggedy-ass fleet!

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Take your meds

Some time after Infinite.

Take the blacked pill

>become mentally ill
No

>used to be a chad
>didn't die in Halo 3, so 343 raped him
>suddenly talks all the time and just states the obvious
>literally cries over his waifu
>gets beat up by nigger spartan
B E T A
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He knows what the ladies like

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Because Johnson is unrealistically intelligent and upstanding for a nigger, but keeps the natural swagger. Cortana is hot and wasn't annoying until Halo 4.

how come drill sergeants and sergeants in general are the best characters in any media form?

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This
Bungie chief was the apex chad but 343 turned him into a simp for some blue holographic ass.

>gets beat up by nigger spartan
But he beats him and from there Locke gets raped by a Brute.

I really wish MC would shut the fuck up.

Because they're basically characters who max both charisma and luck. And everyone loves a charismatic chad

You can really tell who the people are in this thread that are only here to shitpost and proably have never played any of the games.

I love her so much

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>playing videogames

I’m just glad he didn’t live to be raped by 343i, what they did to my boy the Rookie is unforgivable.

She was better when she was translucent

A literally unstoppable killing machine that lives only for the pleasure of carnage? Gives supercomputers with god complexes reason to pause? Able to cross universes simply because he wants a better ending? The living "I Win" button, the physical embodiment of Destiny itself? I almost hesitate to use him in the same conversation as other characters, the Security Officer is so good at everything he's practically a deus ex machina in his own story.

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Here's your space magic ex machina, bro.

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The multiplayer is already on PC, and that's all that matters. Who gives a shit about the campaigns after Bungie left?

>343 Doesn't even kill the Didact off here, but in some comic sequel instead.
Honestly, Halo 4's ending could've been so much better and only slowly get worse and worse with the more lore 343 added on

Ooh-rah!

Eh, he’s not really a sadist.
It’s really shown he’s kind of roped into this