Being the only goodhearted Smash pro... isn't easy.
Being the only goodhearted Smash pro... isn't easy
Botched
He looks like a coomer
he's incapable of cooming or being a simp, you're looking at a man who's ascended.
Show some respect
Thats so fucking ironic too. You’d think that the person who looks most like a coomer WOULD be a sexpest but nope.
he ended up being the most innocent of all the ones accused. Life can be a real big fucking joke, huh?
CHIM
What a chad
A wizard, and a real human bean. God bless M2K
So this is the power of autism?
only reason hes not a rapist is because the jews took his dick
I guess it's easy to have robot focus when you literally can't coom.
It almost makes you feel bad for the goy.
You don’t become a superior being until you beat instinct and never get the urge to coom
Maybe girls and jews are right and we should all get our dicks destroyed in order to attain illumination
I'm not a violent guy but if M2K looked like he needed some help I'd back him up in a heartbeat, the dude has had it rough. He probably wouldn't need it since he's used to carrying in teams and I bet if he bothered to keep up his old routine he'd still be kind of ripped.
More like that's exactly how life works. Boys are raped more than girls because nobody is looking out for boys.
I'm glad that puerto rico doesn't circumcise baby boys. you'd think that will all of the bans and law changes that are forced on us for being part of the U.S. would also add genital mutilation but thankfully it doesn't.
Why would he share his deepest, humiliating secret? Was it autism?
Trust me, I want to kill myself every day and I have a functioning dick.
In the case of the middle east and the catholic church, boys are raped more because they're more easily accessible to grown men.
Dude wanted to clear his name fully and completely. Everyone is 100% for M2K now and if you aren't, then you're a complete piece of shit. So while it must be incredibly painful now for the homeboy to have to go through everyone knowing about this, he now has all of the community on his side
but yeah the sperg definitely played a role in his decision to out himself
It's not like he's getting sex anyway, he has nothing to lose. At least he spared himself from future accusations.
Because otherwise he would be seen as a Sex pest and probably be kicked out of the Smash community forever.
That's the world we live in now, "believe women" has led us to completely abandon innocent until proven guilty.
now he can cum freely in cars
but the only accused melee players are africans or hbox doing a beta chad move by cheating on his foid gf?
oh and that jewish kid who bonked his mom which is tremendously based
you do you murica one botched circumcision at time
What's the point of living without a dick? I'm incel but jacking off is the only thing keeping me sane these days.
>"believe women" has led us to completely abandon innocent until proven guilty.
don't gotta be so dramatic about it, in M2K's case it was some rumor that was being propagated through the smash community for years and kept coming back up. So blame Nintenkiddies for this one
did he sue?
nah, the rumor can't exactly be traced back to one person properly and the shitters who were saying it this time got eaten by the community(or what's left of the community lel) so I think M2K doesn't give a shit about that part of it
He never really got to understand how a climax feels, so no way of being dependent on coomjng. I don't think he ever got to jack off once
The rumor was him cumming on stuff, but the day before M2K revealed this, leffen aplified baseless accusations of Jason cumming on a sleeping girl.
the accuser deleted her twitter seemingly
I hate that mole face little bitch Leffen,
yes but the girl herself wasn't the one propagating this shit
"believe women" is called into question when it's a girl coming forward with a statement that doesn't add up, like the shitshow that was the ProJared scandal
Leffen didn't do that
Wow. Poor guy.
boys are literally the primary victims of pedophilia you can't blame that all on a religion
wait is m2k a fucking eunuch?
Yes you can
Yes he did
Who would have thought that a group of disgusting autists were also perverts or kid touchers?
He has a dick but it's fucked up by circumcision and doesn't work, can't even cum.
I'd say he's *probably* better off than us. At this point in life he's got to have some source of happiness that is better than jacking off.
Story? He was accused and found innocent?
There are too many smash players to keep track of