HOW DOES HE DO IT?

>gets paid 20k a month just by doing nothing

yeah but... where are the games?

Conman

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Xbox head Phil Spencer: 'We tried really hard this year, but the line up isn't really that great.'

they DO have the best lineup
games play BEST on xbox, sonyroach

sounds cosy, he's a big guy

I play games you can't play on Xbox, or PC for that matter. That's supposed to be the point of a console. Exclusives. Unique experiences. That's what made the PS1, PS2, and PS3 great, and it's why the closest thing Xbox ever had to greatness was the Xbox 360, which is old enough that it will be considered retro in a few years, that's how irrelevant Microsoft is.

>calls PS exclusives garbage
>spends hours on end playing Halo fucking 4
The jokes write themselves I swear

What? Make me horny?
That's because he is a hot daddy

>Halo Infinite
>Gears 6
>Fable 4
>Jet Set Radio Past
>Forza 2020
>Conker 3
>Banjo Kazooie 3
>Sea of Thieves 2
>Cuphead 2
>KOTOR 3
>Jade Empire 2
>Panzer Dragoon Orta 2
>Project Gotham Racing 5
>Crackdown 4
>Blue Dragon 2
>Gears of War Judgement 2
>Perfect Dark 2
>Saints Row 5
>Dance Central 4
>Halo 3: ODST 2
>Halo 6
>Ninja Gaiden Black 2
>Halo Reach 2
>Alan Wake 2
>Left 4 Dead 3
>Orange Box 2
>Lost Odyssey 2
>Forza Horizon 5
>Banjo Kazooie Nuts and Bolts 2
>Conker Live and Reloaded 2
>Gears of War Tactics
>Deep Down
>Sunset Overdrive 2
>Quantum Break 2
>Rare Replay 2
>Deep Rock Galactic 2
>State of Decay 3
>Ori 3
>Ryse: Son of Rome 2
>Forza Street 2
>Killer Instinct 2
>Halo The Master Chief Collection 2
>Halo 5: Guardians 2
>Halo Wars 3
>D4 II
>Killer Instinct Gold 2
>Dance Central Return
>Fantasia 2
>Battletoads 2
>Gears of War Ultimate Edition 2
>Forza Motorsport 8
>Kinect Sports Remake
>Titanfall 3
>Ryse 2: Son of Rome
>Zoo Tycoon Extreme
>Fruit Ninja Kinect 3
>Jet Set Radio 2
>Hunter: The Reckoning 2
>Breakdown 2
>Phantom Dust 2
>Shenmue II 2
>Destroy All Humans Remake
>Football Manager 2
>Chronicles of Riddick Remake
>Steel Batallion 2
>Halo Kart
>Xbox Ultimate Showdown
>Cortana: Lost Legacy
>Jet Set Radio Future 2

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>HOW DOES HE DO IT?
Feeding xniggers shit is easy

based yukinoshita poster

Knack, which is trash, is better than the whole xbox lineup this generation. Eat shit you dirty stinky Niggerfaggot.

I mean, he is comparing with Xbox previous shows only, he isn't wrong except maybe the second line

>Knack, which is trash, is better than the whole xbox lineup this generation. Eat shit you dirty stinky Niggerfaggot.

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Bloodborne and Demon's Souls are two of the greatest games of all time, even the Souls games are dwarfed in comparison, and you know what? You can't play them anywhere except on a Sony console. This is a premise that MS seems to have forgotten. A PC+Xbox owner has zeor way to play Bloodborne, or God of War, or Spider-Man, or GT, but me, a PC+PS owner, can pirate every single Xbox exclusive, playing them without ever paying MS a penny, except Halo 5 which sucks and I can play the Forge mode anyway.

>b-but g-gaylo

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absolute kino

why does he always look so stuffed and bloated

He’s a conman that has been lying to Xbox fans for 6 years
He’s cancelled multiple promising projects and he has assisted in purchasing studios then not knowing how to manage them leaving them to spin their wheels for years and years with nothing to show

Why do aids riddled niggers love xbox so much?

Now that's a based post if I've ever seen one

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>>Halo Kart

hey sonyroach check this out
a better movie than anything ever released on the roachstation

youtube.com/watch?v=iRBUQr_Y8bU

It's incredibly slimy to promise your show to "the best one yet", or even "the best one in years" if it's just going to be a bunch of cartoon indies that MS has to know nobody cares about. How the fuck are you supposed to get excited for bug battle royale, or artsy atmospheric platformer #254? Xbox needs games, they keep promising games, but they keep showing up with nothing. Nobody should trust that snake oil salesman at this point. He has ruined everything he has touched. Xbox was unironically better off under Don Mattrick.