Game lets you hide in furniture

>game lets you hide in furniture

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Take your meds

Stop peddling this retarded conspiracy theory.

For anyone that doesn't know: Idiots are claiming that Wayfair, an online furniture store, is trafficking missing children in items with the children's names on them, because in these morons' minds, the only way that child traffickers would know what they were purchasing is if the item was called "the JonBenet Special"

So what do they think would happen if some random guy just happened to buy one of those cabinets?

Ok, but isn’t 10k for a cabinet kind of expensive?

They obviously have a secret tell, like when you're buying one you have to order like "Yeah I'd like the anabel 5, it looks cute and funny" and then they know

Oh sweet a discount

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It's more likely that it's some sort of auction for vids or something, because those items having missing kid names is just too big of a coincidence

Most of the names are on this baby name list: babynames.biz/usa-baby-names-full-girl-list-2016.html
The prices? Still shady. Names? Not so much.

Wayfair has specifically said that it was a pricing glitch. Most of these websites are heavily automated and sometimes shit bugs out like that.

What is the average IQ of Zig Forums? 60? How can they unironically believe this shit?

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>because those items having missing kid names is just too big of a coincidence
Or there are a bunch of random names and only a few of them actually match up with missing persons because names aren't actually that unique

Wayfair initially said it was because they're industrial quality furniture though user.

>paying $834 installments on a shower curtain
living the high life, boys

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Well why are simple shelves going for $10000+ then

Then why they have obscure missing kid names?

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As someone who was on Wayfair looking at furniture recently, yes and no.

For what you’re getting, it’s ludicrously expensive. For what “designers” are willing to mark up their products to, it’s not that far-fetched.

You’d get a decently-built, extremely overvalued cabinet.

>$10,000+ for a cabinet
must be some nice cabinets

Who buys plain white cabinets for 10K

Its marked down from 12K though, so its a good deal.

someone buy one of these and see if it’s true

every closet leads to Narnia or your money back

Next you're gonna tell me comet pizza isn't trafficking children as well faggot

>obscure missing kid names
They're not "missing kid names" retard, it's automatically generated from a list of popular baby names.
Saying this shit was hidden child trafficking is like saying that the "Dedede Drooling while eating" Sears incident was Nintendo endorsing R34.

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because they want to believe it

>Then why they have obscure missing kid names?
Because they are taking names from a list lets put it this way there are 10 of these cabinets with names and only 1 name matches a missing kid does that mean all 10 are child trafficking or it's a coincidence because people aren't unique with names

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>dubai
Well that's hella suspicious. It's the capital of human trafficking.

Why buy cabinets when you can buy sinks?

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They weren't really that common names tho, something like "Fillin" or weird shit like that

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boring

holy based and newfagproofpilled

stfu glownigger

you forget how fucktarded modern baby names are man le-a is sane if you saw current day names

Why would you have children's names on item listing? And if there was nothing wrong with it as you say, then why take it off their website.

As a non-burger what did I miss?

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Wayfair are not shipping missing people. Now eat your bugs and stop thinking about it.

>Why would you have children's names on item listing?
why not?

video games are cancelled

>As someone who was on Wayfair looking at furniture
post some updates senpai ;)

fuck off Zig Forums

>Why would you have children's names on item listing?
Ikea does it
Bookcases: Professions and Scandinavian boy’s names
Desks and Chairs: Scandinavian boy’s names
Fabrics and Curtains: Scandinavian girl’s names

Retards think that an online store is publicly advertising that they sell child sex slaves

>Why would you have children's names on item listing?
Have you fuckin seen Ikea furniture names? Or any of the weird autogenerated bot listings on Amazon that include all sorts of bullshit in the title so it'll show up in unrelated searches? Again, if this is child trafficking, then Dedede Drooling While Eating was official Nintendo merch.
>And if there was nothing wrong with it as you say, then why take it off their website.
Where the fuck did I say there was nothing wrong with it? It was autogenerated chink bot spam, which is why they removed it.

nothing to see here folks, just some industrial grade pillows. move along.

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Everyone knows about it, redditard.

Reminder to all the faggots saying that human trafficking can't possibly happen right in front of us on a regular website, you can buy pure adrenochrome on alibaba

>t.wayfair child trafficker

>look I know the fgc just got blown up by pedo shit and a judge ordered the epstine files destroyed and his mistress started talking and there's a lot of evidence of child trafficking and prostitution, but THIS ONE is fake. C'mon it's just $12k for a cabinet. Very reasonable.