Completely shits on Final Fantasy series

>Completely shits on Final Fantasy series
>Shits on Persona
>Shits on Shin Megami Tensei
>Shits on Trials Of Mana
>Shits on Dragon Quest
How do they do it bros?

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By being absolutely based.

*Blocks your path*

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>this shitty series
>shitting on anything
It's absolute unmitigated garbage
>Crow fakes his alter ego's death
>Just kidding Crow's alter ego's alive, and PLOT TWIST, it's Crow!
>crow kills big bad Osborne and joins the darkside
>but not really because Osborne was secretly alive and pulling the strings the whole time
>oh and by the way, Crow dies for real this time!
>But not really, he was revived and is now working with the big bad Osborne
>lol george is evil and kills angelica
>millium fucking dies and turns into a sword
>Oh shit, Olivert, Toval and Victor just fucking blew up
>Nope, angelica, olivert, toval and victor are all alive and millium's pseudo-alive
>oh, and osborne's working with the evil already-thought-to-be-dead father of the main character's canon love interest
>turns out they're all actually good guys and osborne and crow kill themselves alongside rean and Millium to save the day from the interdimensional mecha hatred ayy lmaos who are the real bad guys
>but not really because the timeline canonically shifts to give you the best ending where everybody lives and they all live happily ever after
>except osborne, lolrip

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that was a ps3 game? what the fuck, didnt it come out in like 2015? i just finished 1 on PC a few days ago, not getting why people hate on 2 so far though

>liking Trails Of Cold Shit

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This clip is the definition of soul. Your post is definition of gay, haha.

In wallows sadly in a shit bucket underneath the shadow of all the games you listed.

zoomies are the only one enjoying this shit

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My wife Fie

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I've never played a trails game. I'm a huge jrpg fan and I can enjoy long winded games like disgaea. Still me on the series or on ToCS in particular

>How do they do it bros?
What? Be irrelevant?

Tits and crosbell arcs are the two first series, the best worldbuilding and characters out there, then comes the retarded little brother cold stell and he vomits on everything

Seriously what's the appeal? Looks like a ps2 game, main character runs like he's got a stick up his ass and people still defend it. I don't get it.

Just play it and find out.

Tried the first game and the story just bored me to tears. The game gave me no reason to give a shit about any of the characters either. They were so two dimensional it was painful.

- Assignment, assignment, assignment
- Want to explore? Nope, you will be limited these three hallways that are meant to represent a town.
- Like a certain character? Too bad, they are in another town during this chapter
- Hate a certain character? Half the game will be focused on her

Yep and its slow as fuck making it 2x more unbearable

It's generic anime shit

You literally play as Kirito on steroids, plot is that of fanfiction, something a middle schooler would write on college rule paper and then doodle art on the sides.

I love Rean

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The monstrous length, thats its only quality

I'm gay for him. He made me gay.

What did falcom mean by this?

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haha thats the power of Rean

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I love Cold Steel actually, it made me realize and appreciate jrpgs of quality regardless of their look. And by that i mean it send me back to play lots of PS2 ones like Ar Tonelico, Mana Khemia, Shadow Hearts and lots of other, much better jrpgs

i did play most of them including growlanswer and some obscure one but cold steel and kiseki as whole is my guilty pleasure

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I'll be completely honest for once and admit that i might've taken this whole "Haha"/Reanposting a bit too seriously, but it actually killed my drive to play the series. I only played FC way back (before SC was even hinted at being translated) and i pretty much put the series on hold cause i figured it'd never actually get fully translated. I know i could play the older games and just stop before Cold Steel but knowing it ends up like this is off-putting. And it's actually a pity cause i really wanna play a jrpg right now

more words = more good
me smart

the key to enjoying the games is approaching it with a tinge of irony and staying away from the threads
it's one of the comfiest rpgs i've played after i've disconnected from the shitposts desu