Can I play horses in red dead online without any killing? Is there a better alternative horse game?

>montage
>it's just her riding along a path in one long cut

no different than truck or train sims

she is very cute. the flat pepe is my fav, never seen this femme version before tho. 10/10 makes me smile and feel happy inside

There are three cuts in like the first 30 seconds, did you even watch the video bro?

peak comfy, thanks for posting this

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Knew a horse girl who was an ex of a former good friend of mine. Grabbed my ass, which not even my own ex ever did. Huge flirt, definitely not my type. Don't know how the guy put up with her shit for so long. Female mentality fucking blows me away with how inane it is.

Cute

but it's girls!

God i'm such a joyless and miserable old cunt.

how is that remotely entertaining

either john/arthur is a tall as kike or horses suffer from dwarfism in game

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Woman have small brains, also she fucks

you really don't

wut?

The shire horse you get right at the start is fucking huge, and the guy in your pic must be a midget because ardennes aren't big horses.

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wait a minute I recognize that blowjob

ah-bloo-bloo

everytime i ride a small horse breed like the morgan or arabian i feel like john/arthur is gonna break its spine

why do femoids like horse games and the sims so much?

>wanting a spoiled, sheltered, egotistical girl that wouldn't give you the time of day IRL unless your a rich chad.

this
girls who own horses/farms are always uppity snob bitches.

i wish homestead laws were never passed.

The fuck. How do people get enjoyment from such tedium?

Zig Forums You leave that poor girl alone, you're going to scare her off the internet just like /lit/ did to that book worm girl.

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Little girls like to play with puppets and dolls.

I would love to play but mid way through I jump off the horse and force it off a cliff. YEP

Do girls really?

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Wrong and wrong.
Urbanites are so fucking weird and retarded. Most girls who ride horses don't own them, they only pay like 10-20 bucks a month and help with taking care of them so they can ride them.
Did you two retards actually think every girl who rides horses is a horse owner? Jesus Christ.

It's completely different

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>girls who ride horses own horses
Weekly riding sessions are cheaper than most gyms if you help out in the stable, anons. Stop shitting on things you have no idea about so you feel like you belong on an anonymous board and learn to think for yourselves.

I mean you'll have a crappy horse if you don't do anything violent, but there are non-killing missions and stuff you could do, I guess.

Much eaiser to get horses in single player. Maybe have someone else get you to chapter 4 and then you just ride around as you wish.

i don't like horses they are always so skittish and scary. everyone knows a horror story of some girl getting bucked or kicked in the head by one of those beasts

kek friend rides one of those in online whilst I ride a shire, shit is fucking hilarious side by side.

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Either of you ladies single?

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you see one is about horses and horses have pp's and that's gay if you play Red Dead redemption 2 and ride on a male horse constantly you are gay unless there is some sort of first person mode

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Himself to what the fuck why can girls just do retardedly autistic things without being branded as autistic retards?

thanks for the twix but i don't want the flower sweetheart

>there are horse girls in this very thread
You just know.

No you don't.

You know I've always wondered if guys pick female animals like dogs and horses over males just because they don't wanna see their penis, surely a male dog should be more loyal and a male horse more hardy
Because I'm pretty sure women pick male dogs and horses specifically because they have penises and the power the neuter them but that's a more recent feminist thing

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I'm a happily married man, user. I've just been around enough girls to know how their hobby works and know that 90% of the
>horse grills are so crazy xd
Talk is coming from autistic virgins who have no idea about girls or horse girls. If you stay around here for longer and like in confession threads you'll find a large number of posts consisting of retards admitting they often just post dumb shit just to post something or give an opinion even if they don't really know and/or care.
That seems particularly true for memes like this.

The ironing, oh lord the sweet ironing. It is you who are the suburbanites that are full of assumptions. I grew up surrounded by rednecks and rich kids.

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