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That music is actually quite good.
fuck all toads
A FUCKING SLAPFIGHT
this game fucking sucks
>what if we did the finale of Bowser's Inside Story but shittier?
TIME FOR THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME TO FINALLY END. DON'T FUCK IT UP RETARD-KUN
>nintendo went out of their way to hide that this game was sticker star 3 up until a week before release
Is this boss fight just a glorified QTE?
>A FUCKING SUMO FIGHT
Only old Japanese men will appreciate this final boss
>Bowser cucks mario out of the finale
So much wasted potential
Yeah at least the composer was trying. I'm just sad it's trapped in a game like this
Reminder that they tried to hide evidence of "partners"
DOES IT FUCKING END
>even dream team did a better job with big battles
Holy fuck this sucks
And they didn't even announce it at all until like a month and a half before release. What a fucking joke.
The moment you knew Tanabe was involved you knew this was Sticker Star 3
>a fucking slap fight
They expect 60 dollars for this? What a joke.
>The final fight is fucking paper sumo
ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME?
TOK really is the game keeps on giving disappointment
How can you even tell youre progressing
>BOWSER STILL SAYS THE N WORD
Honestly don’t even know how to express my disappointment in words. This is truly terrible. Just terrible.
what a shit show.
i didn't pay for this and i still feel ripped off.
if time is money, then they took $60 of my time.
Helping giant boswer beat up a bigger bad is so cool conceptually
So why does it look so fucking boring?
Call it now. Bowser is going to get possessed or some shit.
I WAITED 4 YEARS WITH HOPE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS PIECE OF SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA END THIS FUCKING GARBAGE NOW
KEK
PRESS B TO RUN AWAY
PRESS B TO RUN AWAY
PRESS B TO RUN AWAY
This has to be the worst final boss in a Mario game
You have been waiting for almost 20 years
RETARD KUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
>he fucking died
RETARD KUN YOU FUCKING IDIOT It said B TO RUN AWAY
BRAINLET DOES IT AGAIN
HOLY FUCK. THIS STREAMER IS ABSOLUTELY RETARDED
>not even turn based
>unfunny dialogue
HAHAHAHA
HOW DO YOU FUCK THAT UP RETARD KUN
THIS FUCKING RETARD
RETARD-KUUUUUN
is a kid or literal monkey playing this?
And the worst part is
Its not gonna bomb
>walls of the final battle are adorned with ladyparts
THIS IS THE DUMBEST LEAKER WE'VE EVER HAD FOR ANY GAME
>game over in a childrens game
this guy sucks
Imagine if he had to start over from the 1st phase
>get hit by boss and lose 10 HP
>it immediately drops a heart that restores 20 HP
The background just looks like a bunch of dick sucking lips begging for your cock
> I WANT PAPER PEACH TO PAPER POOP ON ME!
Based chat
>press B to run away
THIS is the final fucking boss?
This is the worst
This looks so bad
Wow this streamer might be worse than the mario odyssey one.
the final boss is a slapfight
>overcompensating this hard
based retard streamer
This is some funny ass shit with how retard kun is doing
Why is it such a constant of the universe that all leakers are fucking dumb as shit.
I meant 4 years after CS with the hope that they learned from SS and that game, but yeah that too. FUCK
Unironically first thought the same that they were lips
>bowser screams n word
lol
this might be the most underwhelming final boss ive ever seen
Remember the giant fights in Dream Team?
MAN THIS FINAL BOSS BLOWS IT'S REPETITIVE AS FUCK
>final boss is running in a circle and button mashing
Nah it will
late to the party, someone spoonfeed this poor retard a tl;dr about this shit. i already know about bobby akbar.
this has to be the most boring final boss fight in existence holy fuck
Oh my god this fucking retard keeps messing up the final part
This would be a good boss if it took a third as long, it at least uses the origami theme
hasnt this guy been streaming this shitty game for like 12 hours straight? cut him some fucking slack.
they only reason they’re doing it is for attention, and attention whores are dumb on a nearly universal scale
not even button mashing, fucking waggling
JUST FUCKING END HOLY SHIT
Aside from him dying to the Thwomp at first, it's not even Brainlet-kun's fault this sucks so much
To be fair retard kun screwed up like 4 times
>Paper Mario has a fight that is literally built up from the moment you start the game, only culminating at the end of the game after you've collected all the Star Spirits and can take back the Star Rod
>TTYD has Mario's beloved and a character you've played as throughout the game being possessed by an ancient evil and used as a vessel for said evil
>SPM has Luigi being taken over by the true villain of the story in a twist of events, possessing Luigi and turning into a giant demon with badass music playing
>LOL SUMOS XDD
Great fucking series
>eat gravity you jerk
Fuck this game
ANOTHER FUCKING PHASE
ANOTHER PHASE?! GOD THIS IS TEDIOUS
IT'S STILL NOT OVER, WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
>he refuses to die
>my brother's way too big
GAS THE TOADS
PAPER WAR NOW
>it's literally a rehash of the final boss from sticker star
OH NO NO NO NO NO
A FUCKING PUZZLE
you've got to admire olly's persistence
>IT'S A FUCKING PUZZLE
>final boss is literally a fucking jigsaw puzzle
TL;DR: It's Sticker Star 3
All this because some toad drew a dick on his face while he was sleeping
Puzzle boss...
QTES HOLY SHIT IM CRYING THIS IS TOO FUCKING GOOD
>QTEs
>a fucking puzzle
the absolute state of paper mario fans
Reminder that M&L died for this
And that this is going to sell like hotcakes because the switch fanbase
he got gassed
I don't even blame Brainlet-kun anymore, this just sucks a lot
Jesus Christ retard-kun
>it's a fucking puzzle
Brainlet-kun is fucked. He's literally too stupid for this.
Any find it interesting how the final boss absolutely refuses to be traditional of any kind? Really speaks volumes
>Final Boss insta kills you for being slow at a puzzle
This seems dumb.
M&L died for this.
MUWHHAHAHA BEHOLD MY BRAP GAS OF ANGER
What the fuck is this? Seriously this dude is just an angry racist like Zamasu
DOES RETARD KUN NOT KNOW HOW TO PRESS BUTTONS?
>This whole game is just pic related: Mario edition
I can't believe Tanabe made a Paper Mario game about a race war.
>A FUCKING PUZZLE WITH TIME LIMIT AND QTE
HOLY FUCK THIS FUCKING TRASH
The people who made this game really didn’t want to make an RPG
>Insta kills 3 games in row
WHY WON'T THEY LET THIS DIIIIIIIIIIIE?
>You only press a single button in the quick time events
>the final boss is a jigsaw puzzle with QTEs
that does it
i'm fucking done
i officially hate this game more than sticker star
>Brand loyalists
>Games drought
>Quarantine
It'll sell and we'll die inside even more
And even if it does bomb, Tanabe will blame the pandemic for shit sales and learn nothing
it's impressive how they managed to fuck this up
LEAVE RETARD-KUN ALONE
HE'S BEEN AWAKE FOR AGES
that's kind of a recurring thing with Nintendo games, Kirby Star Allies' and Luigi's Mansion 3's final bosses also operate differently from regular fights
I'd fuck that hammer
I TURNED MYSELF INTO A HAMMER MARIO
I'M HAMMER OLIVIA
FINALLY THIS PIECE OF SHIT GAME CAN END
wow that was shit, good music tho.
>A really big hammer
Sick ultimate technique bro...
Retard-Kun is the true hero, he played this so we didn't have to
Amazing, they made a game so shit colour splash and sticker star seem better in comparison. Cautiously optimistfags were wrong yet again.
Dumbest shit I've ever seen.
This story is embarrassing.
>People will buy this over Bug Fables
>People will buy this over actual RPGs like Xenoblade DE
>Olly apologizing for being assmad
no, no, NO NO NO DON'T FUCKING DO THAT CLICHE SHIT
why
Wait this all happened because of a misunderstanding?
>In the final battle none of the Accessories or anything you bought with coins even matters at all
WHAT WAS THE FINAL BOSS?
I CAN'T WATCH IT RIGHT NOW
NOOOOOOOOoOOOO BROTHERINOOOOO
THERE'S THE GREEN FUCKER
>nintendo knowingly hid the fact that it was sticker star 3 until a week before release
>there are people out of the loop who still believe that this game is a return to form and will buy these lies
>release date July 17th, 2020
good, get this shit over with so ghost of sushi playthroughs can be trending
>the final boss of a paper mario game is a fucking puzzle with QTEs
I'm done. This series is fucking dead. Fuck Tanabe and every fiber of his being, I hope he fucking chokes on Tingle's dick.
You know maybe starting from scratch with an entirely new kind of Mario RPG game would work.
Which of you retards is Kris jesus christ
>I DONT KNOW HOW TO FOLD A CRANE
FUCKING KEK
it was literally a puzzle with QTEs
Sumo Event then Race to Solve a Puzzle on a time limit while dodging attacks
This might be worse than Color Splash.
PLACE YOUR BETS RIGHT FUCKING NOW: DOES ORIGAMI GIRL DIE
picture literally any final boss fight in your head
it's probably better than what we got
Yes, bravo nintendo! GOTY!
So what is the appeal of playing this game?
>sorry for trying to commit actual genocide xoxo peace
Sumo and then Sliding Puzzle
The worst thing is they're going to come up with a million excuses why it's ok and fail to admit they were hyped into buying shit.
yes
SPM apologists will defend this
It had two phases.
>Phase 1: Sumo Phase
Move Mario around a ring behind Bowser and then shake your joy cons
>Phase 2: Circle Phase
Do a sliding puzzle to fix your magic circle and then do QTEs in order to dodge Olly's attacks
So
the entire plot
of this game happened
because
because
Olly can't read?
How do we stop Filipe, bros?
>Didn’t wish to bring Bobby back to life
Cringe
RETARD KUN DID IT BROS
HE SAVED US FROM THIS GAME!
So are the other 999 cranes just dead?
I did not enjoy watching this playthrough. Banger music though.
Screencap this, paper mario will be revealed for smash (and he will be entirely based on the last 3 games)
experiencing your soul getting crushed to pieces in real time
THANK YOU RETARD KUN FOR SAVING ME BOTH TIME FROM PLAYING THIS MYSELF
>Villain mad because he was scribbled on
>Turns out it was a heartfelt message he forgot to read
OH NO NO NO HE'S EVEN WORSE THAN WE THOUGHT
Bobby is still dead though
just got to the picnic place or whatever and it's been pretty fun so far it's much better than SS idk why people say it sucks
it's obviously not a 64 or TYD but it's pretty good on it's own
The paper Mario aesthetic is so perfect for a RPG, I can’t believe that once again they moved away from that.
BING BING BING BING BING BING WAHH WAHHH WAHHHHHOOOOOO HHHEREERERERERER WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOO