Bug Fables

What's her endgame?

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Make her sister like her again.

Bee Cunny

How come she don't want me, man?

How do I get a bee gf Zig Forumsros?

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advance science and technology significantly and make bee people

Okay how do we go about with the first two to make the third one a reality?

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She's a moneyhungry slut

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Why can't she be my moneyhungry slut?

>don't be brainlet
>study to become entomologist
>find job at a research university
>buy beehive
>try to stick dick in beehive
>fail
>compete for grant money
>propose project for genetic bee-human gene splicing
>get laughed at or ostracized by science community
>move to country that doesn't mind ethically-questionable science (china)
>continue doing research on bees
>tell chink overlords you want bee girls
>they say ok
>get millions in chinese yuan grant money
>china becomes first country to genetically splice human and bee dna
>create bee girl monstrosity
>doesn't even want to fuck you
>goes on rampage and kills numerous chinese citizens
>get arrested
>become political prisoner of china
>contemplate your entire life leading up to this point
>tie noose with prison bed sheets
>right before you hang yourself, one last thought to yourself
>"god I wish I didn't listen to that user on that dumb competitive ring tossing forum"
>die
there you go

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while you were studying to become a entomologist, i was studying the birds and bees. I pretty much have this down pat

To fuck human men

is bug fables fun?

Seconding this question

It's PM64 but with 3 party members only and harder

I personally had a lot of fun with it's hard mode, though I'm biased since I already enjoy stuff like Paper Mario 64's Master Quest Jr. mod.

I'd say it's a solid 7/10 game. Better than that new paper mario disaster. Pick it up if you have that itch to play a new mario RPG.

yeah but how are you going to commit birds and bees with bee girls if they don't exist retard

It's Paper Mario 64 2, if that means anything to you.

Worker bees work they don't fuck

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it obviously lacks the over polish of even paper mario 64, so there are a lack of like good little animations and stuff, and the platforming is worse than any paper marios
that said, it does almost everything else better than paper mario 64, and its well worth the price

B pusy

gog version when?

>Not ending it with "still not Anthony Burch"
Wasted opportunity.

it's been out on gog for months

It's...alright. It sets out to fill the void of Paper Mario 64/TTYD and does it well enough.
Bosses are just a fucking cunt through out though.
If they aren't summoning at least one ally a turn they are building a wall to cuck your main damage dealing for at least a turn, or healing for majority of the damage you did that turn, or tossing out buffs on them/debuffs on you like crazy.
The upgrade system IS FUCKING GOD DAMN ASS!
You get ONE (1) FUCKING ONE point of extra health, three Team Points (barely even worth a fucking move), or three medal [read badges] points...which again is barely worth a fucking medal AND FUCKING TEAM POINT UP MEDALS ONLY GIVE THREE FUCKING TEAM POINTS WHILE FUCKING COSTING THREE FUCKING MEDAL POINTS SO THEY ARE LITERALLY WORTHLESS! WTFH IS THIS!?
Then after you level up the exp cap increases as well making the meager rewards worth even less, and it appearently caps out at lv27??? wtfh is that shit.
The cooking is just as fine as it was in the actual paper mario games, the card game is pretty neat, most fights are fine enough. But christ bosses are a shit fuck and upgrades need higher boosts.

Shhh.. do you hear that? It's the sound of get good

Oh sheeet. I didn't even know, thanks for the heads up, user.

>FUCKING TEAM POINT UP MEDALS ONLY GIVE THREE FUCKING TEAM POINTS WHILE FUCKING COSTING THREE FUCKING MEDAL POINTS SO THEY ARE LITERALLY WORTHLESS! WTFH IS THIS!?
Paper Mario did this too, it's supposed to give you like flexible stats if you need them

Having only 3 party members feels weird

Yahtzee and Arlo were the only two reviews I watched before I picked it up, obviously Arlo is going to suck that fat papery bug dick like theres no tomorrow. Yahtzee summed it up best:
>Not a lot of polish
>Visuals are pretty lousy
>Puzzles can be annoying
>Some action commands arent super well thought out
>Difficulty is kind of all over the place
>These are only valid criticisms because if it's trying to recapture the magic of Paper Mario and TTYD, it's falling far short
>It's still infinitely better than Sticker Star of Color Splash and proves theres still a lot of fun to be had with the original Paper Mario formula, and if you're a fan of the original Paper Mario, there literally isnt anything else so you might as well give it a shot

Eat my ass. The game boils down to just spam heavy hit and para/poison knives then spam eat tp/hp moves. Getting one hp per level is fucking retarded and a waste of a choice, it should be 3 like the rest.
Fuck the final boss to hell. A 105hp cunt, then going 65x3 well no healing inbetween. Absolute horse shit.

Pretty sure Paper Mario FP medals only cost 3 bp, while a level up gave 5. It makes choosing then a worthwhile pick unlike bug fables which is a fucking waste. They should be dropped to 2, and hp boosts dropped to 1.

The artstyle is really weird to me. It seems really sloppily done but I can't really identify how. I think its the thickness of the outline compared to the lines inside the characters. Either that or I've been looking at my own shitty artstyle for so long that anything that looks similar is weird.

Why do I keep getting this overwhelming to fuck Vi?
What is it about this particular bee that makes my penis the big penis?

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Paper Mario:
>Leveling up FP gives you five points
>Leveling up BP gives you three points
>FP Plus Badge costs three points
Bug Fables:
>Leveling up TP gives you three points
>Leveing up MP gives you three points
>TP Plus Medal costs three points.

Not sure what you mean about the FP up badges and TP up medals. In each game it gives you the amount of FP/TP you'd get in a level up for the price of the BP you got in a level up, so it's an even trade. It's basically for if you want to have extra FP for a specific fight so you can use a special move one extra time, and you can scrounge up the 3 BP by turning off badges you won't need. Unless I'm remembering wrong.