Games that women will never understand

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>Cant handle a game with a different perspective

>Kubrick never made his Napoleon film
unironically the biggest tragedy in cinematic history

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The first time I watched this the sound mixing must have been set up for a theater, because at the start when its all dialogue I had to crank my headphones to 300%. Then when the muskets and cannon started I went fucking deaf.

Indeed, murdering white men for the elite is a favourite pastime of white males. Keep worshipping the murder cult based warriors

Well?

At least we still have Barry Lyndon

this, if only Napoleon (pbuh) would have won and united europe

How are the mechanics? Like Men of war?

Name the Russian, and he shrinks, as you can see.

Mountain Blade Warband

Sorry about your low t.

you know I never see girls play these games, maybe they arent suited to logic puzzles

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It is like men of war, but without the direct control. I'd say it's a better successor to it than that other modern game made by the MOW devs. You play as pro assad forces and get Russian help.

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Wouldn't be that have a lot of gun friendly fire between the british formations, since the cavalry rides between the squares?

You have won the battle.
>indiscriminate yelling
>enemies being chased down on horseback
>enable cheats, give control of your character to the AI so it can yell, too

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based? based on what?

shoot upwards
also yes

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I believe in real life they'd arrange themselves so theres less overlap, but for the movie that wouldnt look as good. Also the bayonet is the real star of this show.
And the armed forces didnt give a rat fuck back then

>It is like men of war, but without the direct control
This makes interested since I think the direct control is cancer, does it have cover, LOS simulation, armor and stuff like that?

Men want to wear long skirts and burqas?

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Metal burkas.

>logic
>game highlights and literally gives you objective markers to initiate cool assassin cut scenes

remember that part in the patriot where mad max shoves a flagpole up lucius malfoy's horse?

Good. We need to cover up these tempresses so they ignite lust in other men's eyes

There is a button that tells units to take over. It doesn't seem to have like the usual RTS cover thing where units find cover on objects. I have to play with it more to see how it works. Vehicles do have components that are damaged and can be repaired. Squads have ammo instead of each individual having ammo like MOW. From what I can tell it has a LOS system where if you are far enough and taking fire it may put a red mark where the enemy may be, but until you get closer or are able to see them you cant actually click on any soldiers to engage because the soldiers arent on screen. Vehicles also have fuel. Crew can be killed like drivers

>Expecting all men and women to have a knowledge of 19thC battle tactics
I doubt you'd find some rando on the street who would say unprompted, "they'll get fucked up by the rows of bayonets the horses don't want to charge into, and then be cut down with flanking fire as the have the rest of the wing plough up their arse"

>Men want to wear long skirts
Yes

so you admit you only played the recent games?

I should say objects do give cover, but it isn't like COH where little orbs appear. Also something cool is you can have units storm buildings and engage in melee and CQB to take the building instead of just shooting at it

They don't have pikes though. Are bayonets that effective?

My ex loved the early Hitman games, and regularly replayed Contracts and Blood Money to find the most efficient paths.
But she was also a scientist, so doubtless there was a touch of autism anyway.

LMAO, the autist is actually proud of his trivia knowledge nobody cares about

Kilts > Trousers
Whomever decided that men should wear trousers was clearly not encumbered with external genitals.

why are autistic nerdy girls also the most degenerate in bed

The bayonet was pretty much the apex melee weapon back then. People (i.e. the IRA) like to make the colonial wars out to be like shooting fish in a barrel, but more often than not the redcoats had to wade into the barrel and stab the fuck out of the fish as they tried to stab back.

Horses don't like running into bayonets and guns. Same reason war elephants were dogshit, animals dont enjoy dying
"Cavalry charges" are a meme, they were used to clear up routed troops, intercept artillery and match opposing cavalry. The only time full on charges worked were when the enemy was undisciplined and broke formation

>he doesn't know long pointy sticks counters cavalry
pathetic tourist

Any grand strategy title

>wade into the barrel and stab the fuck out of the fish
Now that's a proper birthday activity.

I want a cyberpunk/industrial future crusader/plague time asthetic, like dead space looking fucking templar nights with led crosses and plague doctors whose helmets self assemble like something out of the fucking stargate movie.

Based game

you mean 40k?

god shut up you fucking nerd