>*stresses you*
Wat do?
*stresses you*
I guess I'll have a heart attack and fucking die then.
I fail my virtuous roll at 100, again.
*shoots you with my gun*
Based and Highwaymanpilled
Literally the best class dont (You) me
what does the wine taste like
You threw that wine at my afterimage
Like Heineken
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Jesus Christ how stressful
Just use the hero's ring brah
Hate those wine motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe
Highwayman is a beast in online too. Most people dont realize that the DOD debuff, stealth prevention, and ATK buff from tracking shot are permanent. Hes the ultimate counter to Grave Robber in one move. Then from there you can lean into marking synergy or go for the always reliable Duelist+point blank shot
>Literally the best class
STOP RIGHT THERE
You're hanging out with your Grave Robber GF when this dude comes in and babbles incoherently at your girl's ass. What do you do?
>*points at you*
I fucking miss being able to kill be by pointing at them like you wouldn't believe.
AAAAAAAA THERE'S WINE ON MY SHIRT AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME NIGGERMAN
i'm so angry i'm going to go home and have sex with my plague doctor girlfriend and then i won't be angry
>Grave Robber GF
fucking lol
>match up against fellow leper chad
>purge, resisted
>purge, resisted
>purge, resisted
>purge
>opponent's leper gets thrown to the backline
>surrender
>Looking at the face of fucking God in all of its twisted and horrifying glory
>"hmph"
>goes before you and one-shots you with Thrown Dagger
Just one piece at a time, sweet-thing.
crystals and memories are so obnoxiously slow to get and I hate it.
I once did a 3 hour harvest run killing over 300 enemies, didn't even end because I couldn't continue I just didn't want it to. got around 300 for doing so. fuck this.
>face off against sicko mode leper party
>kill off lepers support while he spends 2 turns on buffs
>leper now has no one to finish off my guys on deaths door while I can infinitely heal until he dies
>madman uses Doomsay
>DESPITEBEINGTHIRTEENPERCENTOFTHEPOPULATION
>"Shoot, bandage and pillage, the dancing steps of war"
>pillage
What did he mean by this
Old-timey way of saying 'riot'.
>match up against stress bellow nigger
>have to actually think of each move to end the game ASAP before I get overwhelmed by bellow nigger spamming bellow
>3 heart attacks, kill bellow nigger's support characters, down to le bellow man on DD vs my musketeer on DD
>spam buckshot, get chanced 5 times, but end up winning.
>get matched up with bellow nigger again
>surrender, alt+f4, go to bed
fuck stress parties, actually the most brainless shit in the game.
Why was he such a fucking asshole
Guess thats what hedonism does to your head