>*stresses you*
Wat do?
*stresses you*
Isaiah Flores
Gavin Butler
I guess I'll have a heart attack and fucking die then.
Jacob Lee
I fail my virtuous roll at 100, again.
Isaiah Taylor
*shoots you with my gun*
Nicholas Brown
Based and Highwaymanpilled
Literally the best class dont (You) me
Gabriel Howard
what does the wine taste like
Brody Richardson
You threw that wine at my afterimage
Oliver Cook
Like Heineken
Eli Barnes
Heineken? Fuck that shit! Pabst Blue Ribbon!
Aiden Evans
Jesus Christ how stressful
Julian Bell
Just use the hero's ring brah
Ethan Bennett
Hate those wine motherfuckers like you wouldn't believe
Caleb Peterson
Highwayman is a beast in online too. Most people dont realize that the DOD debuff, stealth prevention, and ATK buff from tracking shot are permanent. Hes the ultimate counter to Grave Robber in one move. Then from there you can lean into marking synergy or go for the always reliable Duelist+point blank shot
Daniel Smith
>Literally the best class
STOP RIGHT THERE
Hunter Hernandez
You're hanging out with your Grave Robber GF when this dude comes in and babbles incoherently at your girl's ass. What do you do?
Mason Peterson
>*points at you*
Nicholas Price
I fucking miss being able to kill be by pointing at them like you wouldn't believe.
Angel Cruz
AAAAAAAA THERE'S WINE ON MY SHIRT AAAAAAA I'M GOING INSANE HELP ME NIGGERMAN
Samuel Collins
i'm so angry i'm going to go home and have sex with my plague doctor girlfriend and then i won't be angry
Jace Adams
>Grave Robber GF
Justin Cook
fucking lol
Dylan White
>match up against fellow leper chad
>purge, resisted
>purge, resisted
>purge, resisted
>purge
>opponent's leper gets thrown to the backline
>surrender
Xavier Gonzalez
>Looking at the face of fucking God in all of its twisted and horrifying glory
>"hmph"
Benjamin King
>goes before you and one-shots you with Thrown Dagger
Just one piece at a time, sweet-thing.
Jonathan Moore
crystals and memories are so obnoxiously slow to get and I hate it.
I once did a 3 hour harvest run killing over 300 enemies, didn't even end because I couldn't continue I just didn't want it to. got around 300 for doing so. fuck this.
Jack Allen
>face off against sicko mode leper party
>kill off lepers support while he spends 2 turns on buffs
>leper now has no one to finish off my guys on deaths door while I can infinitely heal until he dies
Bentley Miller
>madman uses Doomsay
>DESPITEBEINGTHIRTEENPERCENTOFTHEPOPULATION
Xavier Ross
Adam Thompson
Samuel Sullivan
>"Shoot, bandage and pillage, the dancing steps of war"
>pillage
What did he mean by this
Charles Carter
Old-timey way of saying 'riot'.
Jayden James
>match up against stress bellow nigger
>have to actually think of each move to end the game ASAP before I get overwhelmed by bellow nigger spamming bellow
>3 heart attacks, kill bellow nigger's support characters, down to le bellow man on DD vs my musketeer on DD
>spam buckshot, get chanced 5 times, but end up winning.
>get matched up with bellow nigger again
>surrender, alt+f4, go to bed
fuck stress parties, actually the most brainless shit in the game.
Isaiah Perry
Why was he such a fucking asshole
Guess thats what hedonism does to your head