Good

Good.

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Based

Is this history accurate?

yes of course didn't you know, Viking were actually peaceful LGBT friendly people who just wanted to peacefully rape and pillage some folks, nothing wrong with that

Norse religion didn't have any qualms with homosexuality, and vikings were extreme hedonists.

imagine the smell

Vikings were 90% homo. Educate yourself.

That's bullshit. No culture that treats women like cattle is ok with homosexuality, every single culture that doesn't hold women as equals thinks a man taking it up the butt is dishonorable.

So no, you didn't have men sucking dick, you didn't have gay marriages, I don't know why History channel choose to brainwash everyone with gay foot fetish Vikings, but fuck off.

Yeah
Snowniggers were sodomites

Remember these homos are the good guys and are progressive farmers who want land and the British people they're slaughtering are bigots for not giving them their land willingly. It's true, some French people said so, and what cause do the French have to spread malicious lies about Britain?

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What's wrong with that picture? Eivor is asking him if his breath smells bad.

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Finally, I can be a starving barbarian AND kiss my boyfriend on the lips!

That's what us gamers wanted all along!

prove it

Being called the equivalent of a bottom was pretty much the gravest insult you could say to someone and was cause enough for that person to fight you to the death.

>gay foot fetish Vikings
Holy shit based

The director is also a sandnigger muslim so they shit on anglo christians too

scum of the fucking earth

>what if GoW was written by Neil Druckmann

Based, fuck the eternal Englishman

Odin literally sucked dicks of dead hanged men to eat their sperm in order to replenish his

I'm not joking either

Yeah, but there was nothing wrong with giving your vikingbro a helping hand.

Don't bother, they dislike the past so they try to rewrite it. They don't realize it's extremely homophobic to erase the suffering homosexuals had during those times, but hey, it's better to have gays happy in 2020 rather than be respectful of gays who were killed for their sexuality and stuff. After all, it's the time of the "me me me me".

if you were a viking and got called faggot (more precisely argr, the receiving end of a homosexual dyad) you a legal obligation to fight the accuser to the death, or you would be expelled from society

>so they shit on anglo christians too
Absolutely based. Every medium should shit on them.

Yeah, and Loki turned himself into an animal to have sex, I guess that means the norse were furries as well

Can you blame the guy? The only white people he saw were probably simps, the color haired ones, and young interns

This was before Henry VIII though

Gotta love that progressive pandering. They'll never buy your game but, hey at least you'll earn brownie points and they won't harass you right?

England lives rent free in your head.

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Yeah, cause they keep insisting on fucking up Europe and spreading their shitty culture to the mainland.

Also if you were a viking you would drink your own semen during ritual (this is historical fact) and would then proceed to act offended when someome called you a faggot.

vikings were fags so yeah

>treats women like cattle
pagan euros actually gave their women a lot of rights

this is the best marketing scheme you could come up with? jesus christ even the marketing departments must be full of women if they cant come up with anything effective in the slightest

Brex-what?

Vikings in fact were all trannys, that's why they kidnapped women from other cultures. To have tranny babies

"Pagan euros"
Lol which pagan euros brainlet? Pagan euros isn't a singular nationality or ethnicity. You sound like some 10th century priest.
Pagans had all sorts of manner of treating women (most treated them like trash as was common throughout history)

Show proof that is not the body of a single shieldmaiden found not long ago. The female goddess are literally on the background, Freya is all about fertility, the most important GODDESS is about giving birth, while all the important Gods are about fighting, honor, being skilled and capable, etc.

Think about what you say bro, don't let Skelliege from Witcher 3 or shit like that brainwash you into thinking women were seen as equals. You think viking husbands didn't beat their wives? You think viking men didn't rape women?

Stop buying the hollywood propaganda that tries to make every culture but white christians be good.

>If we just leave the European Union, surely all our problems will solve themselves.
It's amazing how anglos are retards on top of being child molesters and inbreds.

which one of those two is the woman again? it's hard to tell

>You sound like some 10th century priest.
No, he sounds like an Amerimutt larpagan.

>gays who were killed for their sexuality and stuff
You mean people who were killed for their wrong actions. Subtle distortion there as always.

Your conception of Viking history is by Varg or something. Vikings had far more permissive views of women than their southern neighbors. If an ancient people happen to be perfectly based and redpilled and match your sensibilities to a T they aren't a historical people, they are a fairytale cooked up in your head.

They sure as hell raped - other non norse women.