Whoa... powerful...... so brave

vikings were literally the biggest fags, are you underrage

2012 was the end of the world after all.

No they weren't. They actively killed sodomites.

Don't engage with trolls you fucking retard.

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>""""western games""""

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How do they go from daddy hottie Alexios, to this arab deformed goblin?

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sourcebooks.fordham.edu/pwh/gayvik.asp

Gay men were literally sex slaves and used by military leaders for pleasure. They weren't condemned or killed, retard

GOOGLE is right there

GAY BLACK VIKINGS

you literally know nothing of their culture.
pre-Christian Norse society where super cool with gay dudes, it was after , Christian Iceland--directly:

One of the questions that will be raised in what follows is the extent to which it was only the passive role that was contemptible; or whether homosexuality as such was condemned, in accordance with Christian moral teaching. It can be said at once that the answer is both/and...The active part must also have been condemned, not only from a Christian point of view. (27-28)

This. Also the Italian Renaissance was faggot central.

I'm planning to play him as an asexual berserker that only gets off during battle.

>Gay men were literally sex slaves and used by military leaders for pleasure
Damn

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"Will you follow me?"

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>you will never be the qt femboy sex slave to a strong and brave Viking warrior

>Homosexuality was not regarded by the Viking peoples as being evil, perverted, innately against the laws of nature or any of the other baggage about the concept that Christian belief has provided Western culture.

Not bias at all. Worst part is that it starts saying how vikings found calling each other homosexual A HUGE INSULT, yet it disregards it immediately and doesn't go into any depth, because they know if they had to they would need to talk how gays were killed.

"Homosexuality wasn't seen as evil but being called gay was an insult". Right, please die.

Odin sucked dick to learn magic and Loki liked riding horse dick, vikings are the ultimate no-homo culture.

Dude, Odin literally turned himself into a girl and drank the cum off dead people to get more mana.

t. retarded under age

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If they look like this, why would you want to be fucked by that thing?

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Isn't being called a faggot an insult in practically every culture?

LOL

yes

I don't see the problem here. Are you telling me scandicucks aren't the epitome of faggotry?

Greenberg bases it on a reference to this one article, called "Runes, Mandrakes and Gallows", written by Jeannine Talley. She grossly misunderstands the Old Norse language in Hávamál 141 and arbitrarily asserts that frævask ~ frævaz(k) is a noun (!) that means 'cum':

Clearly, in the grammatical construction þá nam ek frævaz, frævaz is a noun

Ergo, the lines must mean "I took cum". This is preposterous.

For the uninitiated: frævask is a verb. This is not only morphologically obvious but it is also crystal clear from the context. It is beyond dispute.

everybody knows this game will be shit and probably not even worth a pirate; they brown viking angle was not enough for shilling, now you'll do the gay viking angle? fuck you, shill

Sorry, but if you kill someone because they said you take it up the ass, you're homophobic. If gay sex puts in question how manly a man is, then said culture is not tolerant of the homosexuals.

>whitoids are faggots
whats new

white men were made for BBC

>those comments that say it was okay for Odyssey
>people still buy into the gay greeks/romans lie
That's just depressing. Pretty soon we'll accept that all ancient civilizations were gay cause you retards listen to looney college professors with gay agendas.

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gayasskings.

Lol, white people are so fucking gay.
Told you faggots that vikings were pillowbiters, they also fucked little boys.

pro tip, just dont be gay

\v/ can never stop talking about AAA trash despite always claiming that AAA is for normies.

Fags call each other fags all the time. Romans would facefuck other dudes and then laugh and call them fags for it.

That's what happens when people get their education from hollywood or videogames.

>disregards heavy evidence of gay sex in roman, greek, and viking culture

stay mad sweetie! :)

That was gayreeks.

SWEDEN

YES

> Romans would facefuck other dudes

Homosexuality was punished by death in rome... God, why are people in Zig Forums so retarded. No buddy, if someone calling you gay is an insult because you take offense to "a man who takes it up the ass", then you're homophobic, deal with it.

Greeks, Vikings, Romans, etc... ALL OF THE WERE TOTALLY STRAIGHT. There is ZERO proof that faggotry was normalized in their cultures, it's jews that are trying to demoralize the culture that always opposed them, they know they can't win a direct battle, that's why they need white people to fight each other.

Sigh. Faggots hear ONE fucking story about how Loki tricked Thor into wearing a wedding dress and suddenly the entire fucking civilization of the Norse were gay.
You're all fucking faggots and deserve a special spot in hell.

Ah yes, I love the evidence, such as the paintings of elitists raping children in greece, or Loki turning into a mare and being impregnated, such good evidence!

Retard. There is not even real evidence for the band of 100 gay men the greeks had, it could all be a lie. Every single SJW aspect of history always has that "not enough evidence to be proved" bit, like how the most famous pirate ever, is a woman, and the only proof there is, is a man's fictional book mentioning her.

Quit projecting, fuckin queer

This
Yes. I wonder why.

>gay dindunuffin who only wanted to plow someone's else clay in peace
How gay is this?
Seriously, no one who likes the time period would like this.

People who like Vikings for being murderhobos and ruthless slavers balk at this, faggots couldn't care less about history and Wessex fanboys are put off by devs somehow painting Alfred the Great as a bad dude.
This is shit, the fact it will sell millions only speaks to the cultural abyss zoomers are growing into.

>Romans, Greeks
They was a complete fake and gay

Indeed.

God I hate gays.

take your meds

Gays always existed, totally straight is not a thing, but their cultures weren't "lgbt friendly", and pretending they were is extremely homophobic, it's like saying "no no nazis didn't kill any jews, that's a mean thing to think!", you're spitting on the corpse of all the jews that died.

Gays were killed in every single culture of the past, be it christian, norse, greek, roman, egyptian, etc. Pretending they weren't is so disrespectful to the gays who actually suffered from those cultures.

>Hot sexy Hairy, musky viking gay sex

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>Homosexuality was punished by death in rome
Irrumatio was an extremely common means of humiliating other men in Rome.
See? Fags love calling other people fags.

lmao@Zig Forums

you hopeless niggers will still buy it like the painsluts you all are

WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

Seriously. They had time to code and voice this shit, but not the parkour stuff? Gonna have to pass on this one.

Effeminate was the worst thing you could be called and would lead to a duel to death

>>whitoids are faggots
>whats new
>white men were made for BBC

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the vikings only raped the men they conquered to humiliate them, not for sexual pleasure...

Loki also transformed into a mare and allowed a horse to fuck him so that he could give birth to a steed with eight legs to give as a gift to Odin.

>greek
Lol what? All of their heroes was gays.

Yes, and?
Pegans are gigantic fucking faggots
What’s your point?

I'm so tired Zig Forums, i can't take this anymore, i want to kill these people for ruining my culture.

>Pegans are gigantic fucking faggots
Christianity is a pedo cult

what culture is that sweetie :)

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sure they did

How is that lgbt friendly? That sounds like some crazy shit the trickster god would do.

>this triggers the angry polweenie

>Pagan LARPers getting assmad because they're being portrayed as the faggots they absolutely were/are
Kek

Right, show proof of that. And no, them being hot and muscular is not proof of being gay, it's just proof your fat suicidal ass is a jelly beanie.

wait...you guys unironically date women?
you guys deal with women?

Lol, retards.

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>the boar represents fertility
>that pickup line
Why are Vikings so gay?

>Odyssey
>Takes place during greek/roman times
>Lots of gay sex and orgies taking place
>Also pedophilia
>MUH STRONG VIKINGS CAN'T BE GAY AND HOMOPHOBIC NOOOOOO

I can't believe this bothers you people. I'm still going to most likely pick up the game and play it. It's not like the game is forcing you to be gay and have gay interactions.

This is why I don't buy Ubisbit games.

You can always speculate what pagans were, but today christianity has female pastors and joins pride parades. Be a muslim or keep quiet

This.
Come home white man.
Take the gaypill

Romans were manly gay though. Like Billy Herrington gay not Elton John gay

Achilles was a fag and Zues too. Also all of Spartans are faggots.

Lol if that fairy tail of MUH PEDO makes you sleep at night keep dreaming.
Amen, Praise Jesus Christ
I’m pre ordering this game cause I like the AC Universe and it’s fun gameplay

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>no you’re gay!
Go back to school, troglodyte

>1 million subs
>averages under 10k/video
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

>gay vikings
When I was a young lad this could have been a late night sketch from some comedy show. Now it's paraded as normality by a videogame company making videogames intended for teenagers.

I want to get off mr. Globalist wild ride.

>but today christianity has female pastors and joins pride parades.
Lol, only the white ones, and that's just white people being gays a fuck as usual.

You are a cuckold if you buy these kind of ""video games""

Doesn't really work when the base of your argument is calling people gay baselessly.

He's probably white, so him being a cuck goes without saying.
White consolefags, and ESPECIALLY European white consolefags, fucking LOVE these dogshit Ass Creed games.

Yes honey